Hugh 0ne Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Twiley: Honey, can I ask you for a favor? Twoobs: What is it Thomas? Twiley: Well, you see, there's this fake fight thing going on at that Fantasy Football site I visit regularly. Twoobs: OK sweetie, so what do you need? Twiley: Well, you see, I'm virtually garuanteed a win if I meet one condition. Twoobs: And what could I possibly have to do with that? Twiley: Well, your boobs are legendary at the huddle, everybody is constantly talking about them and fantasizing about them, so if I could take a picture and post it at the hu.... Twoobs --> <-- Twiley pause Twoobs --> <-- Twiley pause Twoobs --> <-- Twiley And amazingly, since that conversation, 2 things happened: Twiley was never seen at the huddle again, and Twiley never got laid again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 is that for real? .. er .. are those real ... i mean, um ..is this member ... uh ... does this id match up with the avi or is this just some boob? 1334843[/snapback] It's an alias and those are fake boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Twiley: Honey, can I ask you for a favor?Twoobs: What is it Thomas? Twiley: Well, you see, there's this fake fight thing going on at that Fantasy Football site I visit regularly. Twoobs: OK sweetie, so what do you need? Twiley: Well, you see, I'm virtually garuanteed a win if I meet one condition. Twoobs: And what could I possibly have to do with that? Twiley: Well, your boobs are legendary at the huddle, everybody is constantly talking about them and fantasizing about them, so if I could take a picture and post it at the hu.... Twoobs --> <-- Twiley pause Twoobs --> <-- Twiley pause Twoobs --> <-- Twiley And amazingly, since that conversation, 2 things happened: Twiley was never seen at the huddle again, and Twiley never got laid again. 1334845[/snapback] That would pretty much sum it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 HEY.....I was offensive!!!!! 1334834[/snapback] It's an alias and those are fake boobs. 1334847[/snapback] Oh twiley...you should have left him hangin' on that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junebugz Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 It's an alias and those are fake boobs. 1334847[/snapback] geez ... and i thought BJ was gonna be first to answer that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 geez ... and i thought BJ was gonna be first to answer that one 1334855[/snapback] :doah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seattle LawDawg Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Meh, I went to school down there and whooped many a cajuns. They're not so tough...all talk. 1334799[/snapback] Thats true. All talk and none of it understandable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Thats true. All talk and none of it understandable. 1334885[/snapback] wurd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Ryan Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Rajn is going down like a George Michael in a public restroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 22-19.....a close one, folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Sanchez Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Huddle Fight #29, Daniel Son vs Pony Boy Don't know if anyone mentioned it in this thread yet, but Ralph Macchio wasn't Pony Boy in The Outsiders. He was Johnny Cade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 That would pretty much sum it up. 1334851[/snapback] dude. she would never know. like i said just blur out her face... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 Huddle Fight #29, Daniel Son vs Pony Boy Don't know if anyone mentioned it in this thread yet, but Ralph Macchio wasn't Pony Boy in The Outsiders. He was Johnny Cade. 1334937[/snapback] C. Thomas Howell was Pony Boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 22-21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 22-21 1334948[/snapback] Now 23-21. It's gonna go down to the wire!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 This one is gonna be as close as my whoopin' of Az... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 (edited) You're kidding, right? This one is no contest. rajncajn enters the ring off the top rope and lands a flying roundhouse kick to the head of the announcer for calling him a my favorite party. Twilly gets a DQ when, in his drunken stupor, gets tangled up in the ropes and eats concrete. rajn is declared the winner by TKO without even touching the lush & takes home the luscious Twoobs to "console" her while Twilly sips box wine & cottage cheese through a straw for the next year. Edited February 21, 2006 by rajncajn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Still waiting to see if a picture is posted before I vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Ooh, I broke the tie. Now 27-26. I had to only consider two facts: 1) twiley's a lover, not a fighter (at least that's the impression I get) 2) rajn looks like The Karate Kid Sorry, twiley, crane kick beats Pinot Noir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Looks like twiley needs my vote now. You don't have to link the picture here, a PM will do just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MojoMan Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 My avy is a pic of twoobs. http://images.google.com/images?q=twoobs&h...G=Search+Images Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Ooh, I broke the tie. Now 27-26. I had to only consider two facts: 1) twiley's a lover, not a fighter (at least that's the impression I get) 2) rajn looks like The Karate Kid Sorry, twiley, crane kick beats Pinot Noir. 1335296[/snapback] Remind me to kick yer ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 (edited) You're kidding, right? This one is no contest. rajncajn enters the ring off the top rope and lands a flying roundhouse kick to the head of the announcer for calling him a my favorite party. Twilly gets a DQ when, in his drunken stupor, gets tangled up in the ropes and eats concrete. rajn is declared the winner by TKO without even touching the lush & takes home the luscious Twoobs to "console" her while Twilly sips box wine & cottage cheese through a straw for the next year. 1335291[/snapback] Here's where you're wrong...previously before the fight I was allowed to go to an all-u-can drink happy hour special for $2 BUT wasn't allowed to drink. Hell hath no fury like a sober twiley. Vicious, ruthless, calculating, and showing no mercy I quickly end this fight with the crane kick and head off to silence the voices I so often hear with alcohol. Edit: That is a pretty funny write-up there Rajn. Edited February 21, 2006 by twiley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Me likey alcohol Me likey a nice set of cans Me love long time alcohol with a nice set of cans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 IT'S TIED 28-28!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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