cliaz Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 GOTCHA TDFFFreak! Or as the chickens say in France: "La' Bock" Okay are you all a wadder or do you fold your TP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcd480 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 GOTCHA TDFFFreak! Or as the chickens say in France: "La' Bock"Okay are you all a wadder or do you fold your TP? 1474693[/snapback] Loop it around the fingers 2 times and then go for the clean sweep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecerwin Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 fold for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 fold 3 times. not 2, not 4, 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I fold and inspect every piece till it looks whiter than when I ripped it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I am an unabashed wadder. This technique offers more total surface area for poop gathering. When combined with some solid twisting during each wipe, it's pretty darn efficient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 (edited) I am an unabashed wadder. This technique offers more total surface area for poop gathering. When combined with some solid twisting during each wipe, it's pretty darn efficient. 1474749[/snapback] Doesn't this technique allow for aimless "redookieing" if you will when uncontrolable terd drenched crinkles of yer chit paper our inadvertainly smashed into yerself by this twisting? Folding is much more effiecent and accountable. Edited May 18, 2006 by SuperBalla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Doesn't this technique allow for aimless "redookieing" if you will when uncontrolable terd drenched crinkles of yer chit paper our inadvertainly smashed into yerself by this twisting? Folding is much more effiecent and accountable. 1474751[/snapback] Part of the ciritical rotation technique of which I speak involves rolling the dookied TP away from body, keeping fresh paper against the skin at all times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Part of the ciritical rotation technique of which I speak involves rolling the dookied TP away from body, keeping fresh paper against the skin at all times. 1474757[/snapback] You'll need to show...ah...Cliaz some time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 the problem with wadding is that coverage is less uniform, and a finger is liable to slip through the defenses. then you've got cacafinger. folding is unquestionably the way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I wad it up, wipe, then stuff it in Cliaz's mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecerwin Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 the problem with wadding is that coverage is less uniform, and a finger is liable to slip through the defenses. then you've got cacafinger. folding is unquestionably the way to go. 1474799[/snapback] This is why I fold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Am I the only one that squats down in the yard and drags his ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGrunt Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I fold and inspect every piece till it looks whiter than when I ripped it. 1474740[/snapback] I am an unabashed wadder. This technique offers more total surface area for poop gathering. When combined with some solid twisting during each wipe, it's pretty darn efficient. 1474749[/snapback] Doesn't this technique allow for aimless "redookieing" if you will when uncontrolable terd drenched crinkles of yer chit paper our inadvertainly smashed into yerself by this twisting? Folding is much more effiecent and accountable. 1474751[/snapback] Part of the ciritical rotation technique of which I speak involves rolling the dookied TP away from body, keeping fresh paper against the skin at all times. 1474757[/snapback] the problem with wadding is that coverage is less uniform, and a finger is liable to slip through the defenses. then you've got cacafinger. folding is unquestionably the way to go. 1474799[/snapback] I think you are all right: In a hurry = wad Got time = fold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 I wad it up, wipe, then stuff it in Cliaz's mouth. 1474802[/snapback] he aint talking about TP either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 From the archives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Nobody uses baby wipes? Those things clean up the back door like nobody's business. They leave you clean and refreshed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Am I the only one that squats down in the yard and drags his ass? 1474808[/snapback] Then uses the "poop tongue"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sox Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Am I the only one that squats down in the yard and drags his ass? 1474808[/snapback] Nope. That's how I trained my dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Skins usually is standing outside my window in a rain coat and a Billy Kilmer jersey volunteering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Nobody uses baby wipes? Those things clean up the back door like nobody's business. They leave you clean and refreshed. 1474919[/snapback] But do you fold or wad the wipe? And more importanlt perhaps, do you use 2 for a layering effect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Fold & bunch baby, fold & bunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 But do you fold or wad the wipe? And more importanlt perhaps, do you use 2 for a layering effect? 1474933[/snapback] Always use 2. Fold, don't wad. You achieve even coverage when folded. Baby wipes also eliminate the possible poke-through and resulting assfinger that can occur with regular toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Always use 2. Fold, don't wad. You achieve even coverage when folded. Baby wipes also eliminate the possible poke-through and resulting assfinger that can occur with regular toilet paper. 1474962[/snapback] The Hugh 0ne is wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 The Hugh 0ne is wise. 1474967[/snapback] :curtsey: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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