spain Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 (edited) I woke up one morning immensely aroused so I turned over to my wife's side of the bed. My lovely wife, Jane, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that I might spoil things by getting up, I called my little boy into the room and asked him to' Bring this note to your beautiful Mummy.' The note read: The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. Jane, grinning, answered the note and then asked our son to 'Bring this to your silly Daddy.' The note read: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today. I read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked my son to take it back to 'The lady in the kitchen'. The note read: The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. Laughing, Jane answered the note and then asked our son to 'Take this to the poor man upstairs'. The note read: I'm Sure That Your Pole's The Best In The Land. But I'm Busy Right Now, So Do It By Hand! Edited June 8, 2007 by spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 That was better than the conversation I had with MY wife this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 I would've waited until after the bacon, egg and cheese sammich she was preparing for her master. But that's just me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 U guys speak to your wives ? Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Ernesto would have made HER breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 I'm sure that thing is hard to tote so why don't you go get the goat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Rhyming is ghey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Rhyming is ghey. if all else fails...I just grab a yellow towel and put it to use.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted June 8, 2007 Author Share Posted June 8, 2007 if all else fails...I just grab a yellow towel and put it to use.... Thats why they call it the "growl towel"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Thats why they call it the "growl towel"... it's a steel curtain because nothing can get through it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 i'm busy, jackass so get in the jeep drive out to the barn and f*ck one of your sheep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 i'm busy, jackass so get in the jeep drive out to the barn and f*ck one of your sheep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Football season can't get here soon enough, but that was very funny indeed. Though rumor has it the pitch on the tent was only a 3/12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 http://www.jokesgallery.com/joke.php?joke=505&id=0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 To my Hillbilly Husband, Your weiner is small like a miniature toy they grow them much bigger back in Illinois Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 (edited) I'm trying to Hauiku this one....tuffy. The wind ruffles the sheets The wet stain dries How's that? I'm a bit rusty. Edited June 8, 2007 by PantherDave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 I'm trying to Hauiku this one....tuffy. The wind ruffles the sheets The wet stain dries How's that? I'm a bit rusty. Haiku is 3 lines. First and third lines have 5 sylabbles, second lind has 7 sylabbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Haiku is 3 lines. First and third lines have 5 sylabbles, second lind has 7 sylabbles. You never-ever cease to amaze me....next time I'm in Atlanta..we are gonna party!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 I'm trying to Hauiku this one....tuffy. The wind ruffles the sheets The wet stain dries How's that? I'm a bit rusty. you've got it all wrong haiku is five, seven, five stick to the crock pot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 you've got it all wrong haiku is five, seven, five stick to the crock pot Classic Chit there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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