McNasty Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Has Italy even won a fight since the Roman Empire? We're still running the whole shebang. But you wouldn't know it, because you're not a friend of ours. Oh, and that black sedan that's been following you... relax, they just really like Vettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Yeah, I am probably going to stay here in Minnesota for a while... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 Looks like a cool trip, sapin. Don't be jealous, but I'll be in Philly for two weeks. Oh, and those beaches that you're so excited about-- there may or may not be some hot Eurotrashy wommins on them, but I'll bet that's not gonna stand out in your mind. The amount of people you're gonna want to ask to cover up will far outweigh the amount of people you'll wanna snap covert booby pics of. Old, hairy three hundred lb dudes wearing nothing but high-top sneakers and a silver banana hammock will pretty much put you off people watching. Why do you hate Whomper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 (edited) We're still running the whole shebang. But you wouldn't know it, because you're not a friend of ours. Oh, and that black sedan that's been following you... relax, they just really like Vettes. Dude! Italy hasnt been relavent since Caligula taught us how cool bangin your sister could be! Edited August 9, 2007 by spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 I dont know, but I did notice that those Eye-talian chicks dont put up much of a fight when they see me!! BTW, am I the only one who thinks them Eye-talina chicks are the hottest broads out there? I know my wife is German and all, but the Krauts cant hold a candle to those dark haired beauties down in the boot! I guess they're not bad once you get past the mound of arm hair and chia bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNasty Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Dude! Italy hasnt been relavent since Caligula taught us how cool bangin your sister could be! By the Power of Caesar! ... .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 I guess they're not bad once you get past the mound of arm hair and chia bush. And the smell. No deodorant and minimal coochie maintenance makes for a strange witches brew of musty funk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Enjoy and have a safe trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Have a safe and fun trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Have a great time and stay away from terrorists people who look like foreigners. If I would ever go back to Spain and Italy Barcelona would definitely be my first stop. Several fond memories of hot Spanish women beautiful architecture and hot Spanish women vibrant night life. Since I already married the hottest Italian woman I ever met I don't wish to go back to Italy. Unless it was for the food. Or meet the Pope like Savage did. I'd like him to autograph something for me or let me wear his hat and take a picture. Sounds like youre going to have a terrific vacation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKF Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 (edited) I dont know, but I did notice that those Eye-talian chicks dont put up much of a fight when they see me!! BTW, am I the only one who thinks them Eye-talina chicks are the hottest broads out there? I know my wife is German and all, but the Krauts cant hold a candle to those dark haired beauties down in the boot! Their arms tend to be way too hairy for me. And enjoy Edited August 9, 2007 by DKF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 have a great time! if possible, take a little side trip from florence to sienna. and from monaco to nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trots Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 have a great time! if possible, take a little side trip from florence to sienna. and from monaco to nice. From Milan to Minsk? Rochelle, Rochelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 (edited) From Milan to Minsk?Rochelle, Rochelle while he is hitting some good ports(cities), i have always enjoyed the smaller towns. nice isn't smaller than monaco, i liked the feel of it more (and more activity...though spain enjoys gambling more than i do)....... was going to suggest avignon from marseille, but it might be pushing it. Edited August 9, 2007 by Bier Meister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Italians love people from tennessee because both speak broken english Like whomper said just say bafanculo and you might want to throw in finocchio when speaking to the men there ..its a sign of respect and ask if you can kiss their baston which is another word for ring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 the Verrazano winery You mean that liquor store just south of the bridge on Staten Island? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 (edited) The boards will be a lot friendlier without you. Have a great trip. Edited August 9, 2007 by TDFFFreak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Ahhhh......some of us get the best of both worlds. Italian genes.....American hygiene. LOL.....have a blast Espana!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Barcelona is an awesome city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Bon Voyage!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pork chop express Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 that trip looks freaking awesome. i'd love to do that one day.....just not with my wife, girlfriend, or significant other. and i am not gay, nttiatwwt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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