Duchess Jack Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 So... I've decided Castlepalooza II is going to be a costume party. Its going to be October 13th - but I felt that I needed to get the word out so folk can have some prep time. I am expecting around 50 people so I cannot don one of my pirate costumes (too many layers and danglies and a sword to trip people when I turn). I figure as a host that I am going to need to something easier to move in. any ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controller Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Easy - go as H8tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 Easy - go as H8tank. I don't have anywhere close to enough bile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 So... I've decided Castlepalooza II is going to be a costume party. Its going to be October 13th - but I felt that I needed to get the word out so folk can have some prep time. I am expecting around 50 people so I cannot don one of my pirate costumes (too many layers and danglies and a sword to trip people when I turn). I figure as a host that I am going to need to something easier to move in. any ideas? Don't you have a Dread Pirate Roberts costume? No danglies, and the sword is inauspicious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 You could be an NBA Ref with money falling out of your pockets, then have the Wench dress up as a mobster who keeps bribing you all night long. Not sure if everyone would "get it" though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Mickey Mouse ears and a Todd Pinkston jersey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 captain nitrous get a cape and glue about 100 whip-its inside... spend the night cracking balloons for party favors .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 You could be an NBA Ref with money falling out of your pockets, then have the Wench dress up as a mobster who keeps bribing you all night long. Not sure if everyone would "get it" though. the Wench has settled on a Succubus... interesting idea re: the ref. I will add it to the pool of possibilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 (edited) You know, with your icon, I always kinda picture you as Frankenfurter anyway, so why not that? Edited August 30, 2007 by cre8tiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 captain nitrous get a cape and glue about 100 whip-its inside... spend the night cracking balloons for party favors .... for all of my vices, I have never done a whip-it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controller Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Dick Cheney's hunting partner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 (edited) the Wench has settled on a Succubus... interesting idea re: the ref. I will add it to the pool of possibilities. Dude, if this is a rated R party, a devil with a giant fake* schlong is always a hit. * assuming one needs a giant fake one, of course. Edited August 30, 2007 by cre8tiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 for all of my vices, I have never done a whip-it. those little nitrous capsules for whip cream dispensers.... its for food making i swear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controller Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 You could go as Mike Vick - get a #7 jersey and a pit bull biting your ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Can you spend about 2-3 days to grow a third of a goatee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 You could go as Mike Vick - get a #7 jersey and a pit bull biting your ass nix the jersey and get a black and white striped prison outfit and put VICK on the back a ball and chain would probably be a nice touch but i guess you could make it a pit bull on a chain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Do you want disgusting, rated X, R, PG, offensive, etc.? What are your tastes and also the tastes of your guests? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 Do you want disgusting, rated X, R, PG, offensive, etc.? What are your tastes and also the tastes of your guests? The rules are.... just make sure your naughty bits are covered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqualung Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Robin Hood or one of his Merry Men. NTTAWWT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Go as that gay republican senator who swears he isn't gay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 The rules are.... just make sure your naughty bits are covered. Human Breathalizer Test The Burger King A guido I'll post more as I think of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 thanks for all the suggestions guys... they're making the wheels turn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbmcdonald Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 (edited) The rules are.... just make sure your naughty bits are covered. Oh, then in that case, go to the store, buy the biggest potato you can find. Cut a whole in one end, such that it will fit over your naughty bits, and then strap it on. Wear that, and nothing else. Unless your bum counts as a naughty bit, then you would have to add something fleshed colored in the back. Another good one, but would require The Wench to change. Go as the Pope, and have the wench goes as a pregnant nun. Edited August 30, 2007 by rbmcdonald Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbmcdonald Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Go as that gay republican senator who swears he isn't gay... Lots that you could do with that. Toilet paper stuck to your knee, a guide to the top 100 airport restrooms in the US, a toilet seat stuck to your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Go as that gay republican senator who swears he isn't gay... which one?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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