msaint Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 A friend emailed this joke today. Sorry if it's an old one... Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. “This house is yours for eternity, Peyton,” said God. “This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.” Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the sidewalk, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window hung a red Patriots towel. Peyton looked at God and said “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame.” “So what’s your point Peyton?”, God asked. “Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?” God chuckled, and replied “Peyton, that’s not Tom’s house, it’s mine.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Big John Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 A friend emailed this joke today. Sorry if it's an old one... Yes it was an old one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nhoops Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 How about this one..... Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, and Tony Romo die and go to heaven. God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left. Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?" Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right. Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?" Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thews40 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Though this was funny (if it's been posted before just let it go). Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, passed out drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the San Diego Charger fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The San Francisco 49er fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Oakland Raiders fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part. The police were called, and when the officer arrived, he conducted his investigation. First he lifted up the Charger cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the 49er's cap and replaced it, writing down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Raiders cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time. The Raiders fan was becoming annoyed and asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?" "Well," said the officer, "I am just simply surprised. Normally, when you look under a Raiders cap, you find an a$$hole." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Just what the Huddle needs, another Patriots/Tom Brady thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 A friend emailed this joke today. Sorry if it's an old one... Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. “This house is yours for eternity, Peyton,” said God. “This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.” Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the sidewalk, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window hung a red Patriots towel. Peyton looked at God and said “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame.” “So what’s your point Peyton?”, God asked. “Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?” God chuckled, and replied “Peyton, that’s not Tom’s house, it’s mine.” That's just dumb ... everybody knows God is a fan of America's Team ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pig devilz Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 "I believe you are in my seat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budlitebrad Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 John Madden was in Dallas to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special phone near the Cowboy's bench. He asked Wade Phillips what it was for, and he was told it was a hotline to God. John asked if he could use it. Wade told him, "Sure, but it will cost you fifty bucks." John pulled out his wallet and made the call. The next weekend John Madden was at Lambeau Field when he noticed the same kind of phone by the Packers' bench. He asked Mike McCarthy if it was a hotline to God, and Mike said, "Yes, and you can use it for a quarter." John asked why it was so much cheaper than the Cowboy's phone, and Mike replied, "Local call." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Just what the Huddle needs, another Patriots/Tom Brady thread. And just what every one of those threads needs is someone coming in and making this remark. Way to carry the flag, Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 And just what every one of those threads needs is someone coming in and making this remark. Way to carry the flag, Bill. "We don't get any respect!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 "We don't get any respect!" My Daily motto. I post that all the time! Thanks for noticing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 America's team may be the Cowboys. but everyone knows God's favorite team are the Packers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturphy Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 John Madden was in Dallas to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special phone near the Cowboy's bench. He asked Wade Phillips what it was for, and he was told it was a hotline to God. John asked if he could use it. Wade told him, "Sure, but it will cost you fifty bucks." John pulled out his wallet and made the call. The next weekend John Madden was at Lambeau Field when he noticed the same kind of phone by the Packers' bench. He asked Mike McCarthy if it was a hotline to God, and Mike said, "Yes, and you can use it for a quarter." John asked why it was so much cheaper than the Cowboy's phone, and Mike replied, "Local call." Amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 America's team may be the Cowboys. but everyone knows God's favorite team are the Packers. Packers generally need all the 'help' that they can get... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 America's team may be the Cowboys. but everyone knows God's favorite team are the Packers. Well I don't know about that ... but Favre surely remembers when the floods came. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budlitebrad Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I hear God drinks Miller High Life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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