Big Country Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 So, I was cruising through the Yahoo news section, and came across this. How would you respond: DEAR ABBY: I am 27, and my wife, "Marybeth," is 26. We recently went to my folks' house for supper. That evening a heavy snowstorm was starting and, because the trip home is 30 miles, we decided to stay overnight. My old bedroom is upstairs, as are the rooms of my brothers, ages 25, 24 and 22. The guest room is downstairs. Because the room is quite small, and Marybeth said she felt a cold coming on, we decided I'd sleep in my old room. The next day, while we were driving home, Marybeth told me she was glad I had come to her room after all and made love to her. Abby, it wasn't me! She had mistaken one of my brothers for me in the darkness. We are all about the same size and build. I have talked to each of my brothers (they all know about this), but they won't say who it was for fear of causing a rift between the guilty party and me. I told them that unless I find out who it was, there will be a permanent rift between all of us. (Marybeth still doesn't know it wasn't me.) How do I handle this? -- ENRAGED IN ROCHESTER, N.Y. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 pwn3d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 .......ya right cupcake.....you didn't know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 My response would be to call the police and say that one of these three guys raped my wife... please find out which one and prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 i think i would read up on waterboarding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 White trash are always good for a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 only way to answer is for dear abby to tell the guy to see if his wife has a sister ...and if so plan a trip to her house during a snowstorm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 I would have sex with Dear Abby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 .......ya right cupcake.....you didn't know +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 I would have sex with Dear Abby. then she would have to write about her issues and trauma to someone else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boat_hacked Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 one in the same?? NY case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 I would tell all the brothers that Marybeth had herpes and that it was very active at this time. That'll teach the one who did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 I would get all of my brothers in a room with me and my wife then I would threaten to cut my wife in half . The one that stops me was bumping uglies with my wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 one in the same?? NY case This case happened in MA not NY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boat_hacked Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 (edited) QUOTE(boat_hacked @ 3/21/08 7:41pm) one in the same?? NY case This case happened in MA not NY. ever think one brother lives in MA and another lives in NY. could be she often "mistakes" her BILs for hubby and yes i read where both took place. Edited March 22, 2008 by boat_hacked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 I would get all of my brothers in a room with me and my wife then I would threaten to cut my wife in half . The one that stops me was bumping uglies with my wife Chain saw or circular saw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satelliteoflovegm Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Fortunatley I have no brothers...here in Rochester... not me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 I would get all of my brothers in a room with me and my wife then I would threaten to cut my wife in half . The one that stops me was bumping uglies with my wife Then your brothers are sissy's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.