whomper Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 If __________ was an Olympic event. I would win the gold medal Go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 (edited) If...EATING FRIENDLY'S JIM DANDY SUNDAES was an Olympic event, I'd make people say....Michael Phelps who??? Great topic, Whomp! Edited August 25, 2008 by The Wolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 If owning the best diving board was an Olympic event. I would win the gold medal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 If knowledge about music before 1980 was an Olympic event. I would win the gold medal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 25, 2008 Author Share Posted August 25, 2008 If burping a baby was an Olympic sport . I would win a gold medal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peteteacher2001 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 If Underarm farting was an Olympic event, I would rule the world and win a gold medal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 This is easy because it's almost the same as a quote I've been saying for years. If sleeping was an Olympic event, I'd be on a box of Wheaties. I can sleep anytime, anywhere. I fall asleep so quickly that my starts to get worried that I must be having a nervous breakdown if I lie there for more than 5 minutes. On those very rare instances, I grab a book, read about 1 paragraph, and it's over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 25, 2008 Author Share Posted August 25, 2008 I debated between burping a baby and catching the quarters off of my elbow , chachi style. I know Chuck B claims he has some game in the quarter catching off the elbow dept. We are going to square off if we ever meet. I chose baby burping because both of my daughters were colic. My first daughter was severely colic and nobody could ever get a burp out of her except me. Just to prove my prowess about a year ago I bet my wife I could make my 5 year old burp. She sat on my lap and using my technique I got one out of her within 45 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I debated between burping a baby and catching the quarters off of my elbow , chachi style. I know Chuck B claims he has some game in the quarter catching off the elbow dept. We are going to square off if we ever meet. I will definitely medal in this event as well. Chuck learned everything from his older brother. If I'd have known, we could have squared off last November. Although my smallish hands may be a problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 If tire changing was an olympic event.....Puddy would have dropped the baton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 If tire changing was an olympic event.....Puddy would have dropped the baton. You know, that happened when I was in Ohio. I should have called you for help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 If passing out in an alley were an olympic event, I'd win the gold then pawn it for a 5th of Vodka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 You know, that happened when I was in Ohio. I should have called you for help. You absolutely should have! Your own personal Triple A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 If owning the most polished diving board was an Olympic event. I would win the gold medal Well I don't know 'bout that one. I keep mine pretty polished up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Chocking the chicken is my fav event... i dont even care if i win gold but i always do win something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I am great at building and burning brush piles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 If passing out in an alley were an olympic event, I'd win the gold then pawn it for a 5th of Vodka. Your son must be so proud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 If Underarm farting was an Olympic event, I would rule the world and win a gold medal. You haven't seen SuperBalla in action then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 What would Jimmy Neutron say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 If overwhelmingly blue eyes was an olympic event, the gold would be mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilly Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 If remote control operation was an olympic event, I would win the gold medal. And none of those fancy all-in-one remotes. I'm talking about the four seperate remotes that sit on my coffee table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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