Chief Dick Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 So I turn 40 this year, I'm apparently getting neutered next month, and I get to have a doctor shove his finger up my butt in '09. WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAYER Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 So I turn 40 this year, I'm apparently getting neutered next month, and I get to have a doctor shove his finger up my butt in '09. WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just make sure he doesn't put a hand on each shoulder while doing the exam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbimm Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 So I turn 40 this year, I'm apparently getting neutered next month, and I get to have a doctor shove his finger up my butt in '09. WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just a bit of advice...... Shop around for your butt doctor. While it would be nice if they actually know what they are doing, it is far more important that they grab the gloves from the box marked "Small". Trust me on this one CD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 were we supposed to have fingers in our butts at 40? I missed that cutoff date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 So I turn 40 this year, I'm apparently getting neutered next month, and I get to have a doctor shove his finger up my butt in '09. WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been looking into neutering too. A good friend said "Insist on the laser surgery. Don't let some old-school doc cowboy it with a scalpel." I am taking that advice to heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Just a bit of advice...... Shop around for your butt doctor. While it would be nice if they actually know what they are doing, it is far more important that they grab the gloves from the box marked "Small". Trust me on this one CD! Whoa whoa there. What you want is long fingers. Don't have the same experience I had with a nurse going knuckle deep for a minute and then saying "Oh well, my fingers are never quite long enough. I'll get someone else." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAYER Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 I've been looking into neutering too. A good friend said "Insist on the laser surgery. Don't let some old-school doc cowboy it with a scalpel." I am taking that advice to heart. Was neutered about 7 yrs. ago. took about 20 minutes without any difficulty afterwards. and yes it was with a scalpel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Was neutered about 7 yrs. ago. took about 20 minutes without any difficulty afterwards. and yes it was with a scalpel. Me too, no biggie at all. Sat around watching movies and chewing on pain pills for a few days and it was up and at 'em. To be honest, I prolly didn't even need the pain pills but, what the hell, when you get a chance to go on Soma holiday, why the hell not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ts Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 ... no biggie at all ... LOL ... are you really sure that you wanted to share that information? Was it the doctor's opinion that it was "no biggie" or your wife's opinion, or are you just volunteering this on your own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Wait wait wait. . .hold the phone. . . . what's this about being neutered at 40? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 LOL ... are you really sure that you wanted to share that information? Was it the doctor's opinion that it was "no biggie" or your wife's opinion, or are you just volunteering this on your own? Hey, what can I say. Some of us aren't in porn because of their moral code and some of us, well, never really had to confront that decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Wait wait wait. . .hold the phone. . . . what's this about being neutered at 40? It's a new law... included in the stimulus package. Damn you, liberals!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 The finger exam is not a given anymore. They developed a blood test for early indications of prostate cancer. So we can only assume CD wants the exam done manually for his own personal enjoyment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 The finger exam is not a given anymore. They developed a blood test for early indications of prostate cancer. So we can only assume CD wants the exam done manually for his own personal enjoyment. Talk about a buzz kill. Tough luck CD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted February 16, 2009 Author Share Posted February 16, 2009 The finger exam is not a given anymore. They developed a blood test for early indications of prostate cancer. So we can only assume CD wants the exam done manually for his own personal enjoyment. Whew......and no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Just got a notice in the mail the other day. It's been 5 years already and time for another lovely colonoscopy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 (edited) Turned 40 last year and have been talking about the vasectomy for a couple of years. Just been too lazy to schedule it. I wasn't aware of the laser option. May be just what the doctor ordered. Of course I just ordered a 48 count tin can of Durex condoms a few weeks ago. There goes another two years Oh and the vasectomy doctor my primary recommended is named Dr. Nutting. No chit. Edit: Here he is. Edited February 16, 2009 by Puddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Be aware that Dragon conceived a child after getting snipped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Be aware that Dragon conceived a child after getting snipped. Yeah, but he's a dragon. I'm a mere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Be aware that Dragon conceived a child after getting snipped. Wish I were only so lucky at this point since my wife wants it REVERSED when it was her idea to get the procedure done in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 just make sure he doesn't put a hand on each shoulder while doing the exam. Are you telling me that my Priest was full of chit when he told me he does these for free? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 were we supposed to have fingers in our butts at 40? I missed that cutoff date My weirdo cousin said that that procedure starts at 30 and is also simple enough to be done by a relative???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Turned 40 last year and have been talking about the vasectomy for a couple of years. Just been too lazy to schedule it. I wasn't aware of the laser option. May be just what the doctor ordered. Of course I just ordered a 48 count tin can of Durex condoms a few weeks ago. There goes another two years Oh and the vasectomy doctor my primary recommended is named Dr. Nutting. No chit. Edit: Here he is. Just got home from the surgery. Figured I'd go with a mix of peas and carrots on the boys. I'm hoping the pain is minimal. Oh and he asked when I got there..."do you mind if a student sits in"? I said no problem. She was of course hot and about 20 years old. Not the best time for turtle syndrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Just got home from the surgery. Figured I'd go with a mix of peas and carrots on the boys. I'm hoping the pain is minimal. Oh and he asked when I got there..."do you mind if a student sits in"? I said no problem. She was of course hot and about 20 years old. Not the best time for turtle syndrome. Had some speed bumps in my butt I had to get checked out. Go in, "do you mind if an intern observes?" "No, that's fine" "Great, she'll be thrilled. Your the first person in a week that has consented." "She'll?!??!?!?!?!?!" I wasn't expecting it to be a girl... So I let her observe anyway, I'm hoping she enjoyed it a lot more than I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsfan Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Was neutered about 7 yrs. ago. took about 20 minutes without any difficulty afterwards. and yes it was with a scalpel. went with the laser a couple years ago, the smell is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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