polksalet Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 because she was a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 seminoles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 seminoles Wow, that's an old joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 (edited) How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? Trying to read the waffle iron. What sick mond comes up with this? Edited June 20, 2009 by The Holy Roller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 This joke is in the same vein as the "Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" joke. But that's just terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 the version of the iron joke that I heard is that is how she burned her ear...picking up the phone but it was an iron. She burned her other ear because they called back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billay Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Why were Hellen Keller's legs yellow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 There's a freaking song out right now that I hear them playing on the radio from time to time in the prep kitchen Hush girl, shut your mouth girl, do the Helen Keller girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 There's a freaking song out right now that I hear them playing on the radio from time to time in the prep kitchen Hush girl, shut your mouth girl, do the Helen Keller girl. It's sad I know this, but the line is "Shush girl, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips." /facepalm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 This joke is in the same vein as the "Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" joke. But that's just terrible. I don't feel bad for Stevie - Did you ever see his house? Neither did he. Sorry I know bad joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Why were Hellen Keller's legs yellow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I was wondering the answer to that one myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinatieri Is God Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Her dog is blind also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Her dog is blind also Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Her dog is blind also Ahhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billay Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Her dog is blind also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 What did Helen Keller name her dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 What did Helen Keller name her dog? YAAAUURAAGHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billay Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 YAAAUURAAGHHHH Can we break into the Christa McAulliff jokes now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Can we break into the Christa McAulliff jokes now? How about the Ethiopian jokes? Or maybe they'd be Somali jokes today. How many Somalians can you fit in a phone booth? All of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Can we break into the Christa McAulliff jokes now? What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left that morning? You feed the dog, I'll feed the fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billay Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Where is Christa McAullif spending her summer vacation? All over Florida. Did you know Christa McAullif had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders. What color where Christa McAullif's eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Why did NASA drink Sprite? They could not get 7up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWmaker Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 We can start another string as well... What kind of wood doesn't float? NATALIE Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower before getting on the boat? She knew she'd wash up on shore later! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 What were Christa McAullif's last words? What's this button for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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