Scourge Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 When your balls teabag the toilet water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billay Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 When your balls teabag the toilet water Same MO, when briefs become a necessity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delicious_bass Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Probably starting next year or 2012 I will be drafting a fantasy player who was not alive when I started playing fantasy football. Along those lines...you know you're old when you can remember actually drafting guys like Steve Young, Thurmond Thomas, Terrell Davis, Barry Sanders, Carl Pickens, etc and reading the newspaper monday morning to see their stats and adding them up manually Oh, and you bought Cliff Charpentier's book or mag to use for your fantasy "insight" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Along those lines...you know you're old when you can remember actually drafting guys like Steve Young, Thurmond Thomas, Terrell Davis, Barry Sanders, Carl Pickens, etc and reading the newspaper monday morning to see their stats and adding them up manually Oh, and you bought Cliff Charpentier's book or mag to use for your fantasy "insight" Ot Thurman Thomas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delicious_bass Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Ot Thurman Thomas Him, too Good catch, BJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Along those lines...you know you're old when you can remember actually drafting guys like Steve Young, Thurmond Thomas, Terrell Davis, Barry Sanders, Carl Pickens, etc and reading the newspaper monday morning to see their stats and adding them up manually Oh, and you bought Cliff Charpentier's book or mag to use for your fantasy "insight" We go back 1988...I did get back to 1991 online. My roster that lost in the Fantasy Bowl thanks to f'n Rod Bernstine. Still hate him to this day. QB Troy Aikman DAL QB John Elway DEN RB Tony Paige MIA RB James Brooks CIN RB Lorenzo White HOU RB Marion Butts SD WR Michael Irvin DAL WR Herman Moore DET WR Mark Clayton MIA WR Rodney Holman CIN WR Curtis Duncan HOU WR Andre Rison ATL WR Keith Jackson PHI K Kevin Butler CHI K Nick Lowery KC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 K Nick Lowery KC I got your F'n Trent Green right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 When the phrase "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." becomes reality. I still like looking at those beautiful 20'ish year olds, but I've noticed in the last year I get the "creeper" look more often It is all in the hat brotha . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 ...when you get down on the floor to pick up something from under the sofa, and you can barely get back up. ...and while on the floor, you decide to look around and see if anything else needs picked up/done BEFORE you try to get back up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 ...and while on the floor, you decide to look around and see if anything else needs picked up/done BEFORE you try to get back up. I thought I was the only one who did that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revenge Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 (edited) When you see children teenagers driving cars and they look like they are literally 7 years old behind the wheel. Edited July 16, 2010 by revenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 When you fart in front of your wife and it doesn't bother either of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 We go back 1988...I did get back to 1991 online. My roster that lost in the Fantasy Bowl thanks to f'n Rod Bernstine. Still hate him to this day. QB Troy Aikman DAL QB John Elway DEN RB Tony Paige MIA RB James Brooks CIN RB Lorenzo White HOU RB Marion Butts SD WR Michael Irvin DAL WR Herman Moore DET WR Mark Clayton MIA WR Rodney Holman CIN WR Curtis Duncan HOU WR Andre Rison ATL WR Keith Jackson PHI K Kevin Butler CHI K Nick Lowery KC Lorenzo White was golden. Late round pick, I still remember a 60 yard TD catch he had that got me to the league Super Bowl and championship. Had Herman Moore and Rison on that roster too. I think I had Sanders on that roster as well. How many times did he get tackled on the 5 after a 70 yard run? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 88 year old thrill seeker ...and some of us pull hammies trying to score from 2nd or break a rib on a slip & slide. Good for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday Couch Potatoe Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 when your not doing anything strenuous and a fart slips out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday Couch Potatoe Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 When your balls teabag the toilet water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 When you play in sports leagues, get winded a lot faster than the other guys, and then realize you are a decade older than most of them . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 (edited) when you can't remember if you had already clicked on a particular link and then when reading it realize you already posted a response Edited July 17, 2010 by keggerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 88 year old thrill seeker ...and some of us pull hammies trying to score from 2nd or break a rib on a slip & slide. Good for her. Bassad. I hate you.... and her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 pretty much all of the above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 When a song that came out while in college is being played on an oldies station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 When you start trying to figure out if you will be dead before the SS money runs out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 When you start trying to figure out if you will be dead before the SS money runs out. I've done this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 (edited) when your not doing anything strenuous and a fart slips out Isn't this is also for "when you know that you are really ghey!" ? ETA: yes, I know this cooment is a softball for some of you. Edited July 22, 2010 by millerx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 when your not doing anything strenuous and a fart slips out As Jack Nicholson said in "The Bucket List", never trust a fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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