MrTed46 Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 I foresee a ripped anus in your near future........ Too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Don't get in the microwave and turn it on...................you could damage the microwave. Good info here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 There is a portion of your stomach that has a switch that is activated based on what you put in your stomach. So it knows whether to send stuff out your ass or your wiener. Aluminum foil has a tendency to make that switch go haywire, so there is a pretty good chance you're gonna pass that thing through your pee hole. So you got that going for you, which is nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I would suggest sitting on a powerful magnet . . . but aluminum isnt magnetic . . . so I guess you are just order the fish for goodness sake out of luck . . . or just order the fish for goodness sake out of aluminum . . or Athenaing out aluminum . . . either way, good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 It is completely harmless so long as it passes within 4 or 5 days. So all you have to do is examine every bit of TimC floatsam and jetsam and make sure it comes out. Best not to let any young kids wander into the restroom and see you checking though because it probably will end up some therapy thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 you now belong to skynet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 So the lesson we should all learn here is... the next time you find yourself sucking off a robot, spit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 It is completely harmless so long as it passes within 4 or 5 days. So all you have to do is examine every bit of TimC floatsam and jetsam and make sure it comes out. Best not to let any young kids wander into the restroom and see you checking though because it probably will end up some therapy thing. You are assuming he doesn't already do this as part of the "elimination ritual". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Look at it this way, you can now use your intestine to deflect police radar while driving the Vette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 There is a portion of your stomach that has a switch that is activated based on what you put in your stomach. So it knows whether to send stuff out your ass or your wiener. Aluminum foil has a tendency to make that switch go haywire, so there is a pretty good chance you're gonna pass that thing through your pee hole. So you got that going for you, which is nice. Hey, hey, hey! Enough with the medical jargon. Just explain it so we can understand what's going to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 you now belong to skynet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 passing tinfoil is 100x worse than kidney stones. good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterMan Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 the first time I took LSD I left the foil on it. I didnt start getting off til the next day when I was with the parents. OUCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted August 10, 2010 Author Share Posted August 10, 2010 I've decided to go for El Grande Onion Rings De Burger King today at lunch to flush it out. I'll report back around 3 PM....or 4 PM. Maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I've decided to go for El Grande Onion Rings De Burger King today at lunch to flush it out. I'll report back around 3 PM....or 4 PM. Maybe. Did your TV/Radio reception get better from this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I have found the solution to your problem: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2..._destroyer.html (all you have to do is swallow a penny) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 (all you have to do is swallow a penny) Pre 1982 though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Did your TV/Radio reception get better from this? Well if Da Vette didn't make his antenna any bigger I doubt this will have any effect either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhippens Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 i read i think i swalled some aluminum foil, and all i thought was well i think you'll crap some aluminum foil. thank god for the huddlers with serious humor skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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