SBD's at Walmart

[nuke'em ttg]

I swear, every week i walk thru someones chit in an isle. Today some old lady hobblin along hangin on to the cart at least didn't hold back and ripped about 6 rounds off and didn't bother lookin around, i was able to get out of the way. This only happens at Walmart and no where else, anybody else have this problem, can ya get the flu from a fart wicked chit in that place

[PPIchamp]

Any time you visit the zoo, your bound to smell some chit.

 

I go to Walmart maybe 2-3 times a year, haven't had that problem though, just their chronic issue of never enough registers open.

[gilthorp]

We are talking about STD's, right?

[Big John]

SBD = Silent But Deadly

[Ursa Majoris]

Wouldn't go in a Walmart if they were the only store on Earth.

[Perchoutofwater]

Wouldn't go in a Walmart if they were the only store on Earth.

 

I'd say the same thing, but I inevitably end up going once a year or so because it's the only place open when I need something. I can't stand that place.

[Ursa Majoris]

I'd say the same thing, but I inevitably end up going once a year or so because it's the only place open when I need something. I can't stand that place.

Leaving aside the political aspects, I always find them vaguely menacing. Dirty displays, generally unkempt, rubbish goods, moranic staff, trailer trash customers.

[cre8tiff]

I'd say the same thing, but I inevitably end up going once a year or so because it's the only place open when I need something. I can't stand that place.

 

When this idiot and I agree on something, you know it has to be right!

[redrumjuice]

Leaving aside the political aspects, I always find them vaguely menacing. Dirty displays, generally unkempt, rubbish goods, moranic staff, trailer trash customers.

 

That's your neck of the woods and a direct reflection on the area populace.

 

I don't shop for anything, but the wally's here are very nice, clean and friendly. Of course we don't have any blues here, the wally's in the blue neighborhoods are ghetto.

[PPIchamp]

"Moranic staff"

 

 

[Ursa Majoris]

"Moranic staff"

 

 

The laugh is on you.

[SheikYerbuti]

peopleofwalmart.com

[Scooby's Hubby]

i buy my groceries there, except for meat. it is the cheapest in town, by far. top of the line diapers are only $18, juice is cheaper, milk, eggs, etc. everything is cheaper except the meat. air filters and all that other stuff for the house I get at Lowes.

[Footballjoe]

i buy my groceries there, except for meat. it is the cheapest in town, by far. top of the line diapers are only $18, juice is cheaper, milk, eggs, etc. everything is cheaper except the meat. air filters and all that other stuff for the house I get at Lowes.

 

 

That's the only reason I go there. Usually I go real early in the morning. If I am going to pick up just a few items I will go elsewhere.

[Clubfoothead]

Between Whole Foods, Albertsons, the internet and Academy I can skip and store with the name "Super" in it.

[matt770]

I think that's just how their customers smell.

[nuke'em ttg]

I think that's just how their customers smell.

 

probably the refried beans (insert Chavez hate)lets say i'm at a Victoria Secret and a Hottie breaks wind and i get on all fours and hop on her leg....am i a racist?

[TimC]

Poor people need somewhere to shop. Us rich people go to Tar-Jé. I went into a Wal-Mart once on the first of the month. It was like a celebration of the fat, lazy and stupid. I learned what EBT meant that day. Never again.

[Dutch Oven]

I guess since I live where it all began, they must keep 'em nicer here. Always clean, minimal skanks, farts smell like oranges.

[bpwallace49]

Absolutely hate that place. . . only go when forced to when hunting or in a remote rural region where the Walmart has killed all other competition and there is nothing else available.

[driveby]

Answer: Shopping at Walmart and wacking off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Question: What are 2 things people say they don't do?

[Azazello1313]

I shop at walmart

 

not too often, because they never have enough registers open, so when I do go I try to make it at like 10 PM. every time I go I get a cart with a wheel about to fall off. at my store, if at any given time the INS pulled up 3/4 of the store would scurry. but who cares. if I go, it's for one stop convenience when I have a long and diverse shopping list. their prices kick ass. we usually get groceries at safeway, but honestly walmart has better produce and probably better meat too (not to mention better prices).

[Perchoutofwater]

Answer: Shopping at Walmart and wacking off.

 

Question: What are 2 things people say they don't do?

 

I whack off on a regular basis, I try to avoid Wally World like the plague.

[nuke'em ttg]

I whack off on a regular basis, I try to avoid Wally World like the plague.

 

 

now i no why yer stress free

[Ursa Majoris]

at my store, if at any given time the INS pulled up 3/4 of the store would scurry. but who cares.

Perch does.