Atlanta Cracker Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 I'm sure most people have done this once or twice. You know, everyone brings a gift, draw numbers, take turns either picking a gift or stealing someone else's. What's the funniest thing you have brought or seen? Our office is having one this afternoon and some lucky soul will get Elvis Memorabilia I'll report back on the best gift of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Step 1: cut a hole in the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 A string of shotgun shell patio lights... very high brow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 An over-sized jar of pickled pigs lips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Once I bought a small cut of beef and a 5 pack of novelty spices and wrapped them together. Another time I wrapped one of my old shoes I was throwing out and tied a $20 bill in the laces. I wear size 14s so everyone though it was a small dust buster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Probably sticking with the ShakeWeight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffraff Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Afer we installed new cubicles, I put together a 12 piece allen wrench set... all the same size. It was "stolen" at least once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 I thought this was "best gifts" - ? Ones I went to most gifts were "legit" - the chia pet would be the obvious exception One of the nicest ones was a hand-made (so stayed under budget) quilt. Stolen numerous times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Both legit and racy. Go to the local "toy shop" and buy a vibrator. If a guy ends up stuck with it and none of the women have enough nerve to claim it in front of everyone. One of them will try to make the swap after the party is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlanta Cracker Posted December 16, 2010 Author Share Posted December 16, 2010 Most were legit at this one. The shake weight did show up but the best was probably a drunken raindeer dancing doll. Keychain breathalizer was a close 2nd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Most were legit at this one. The shake weight did show up but the best was probably a drunken raindeer dancing doll. Keychain breathalizer was a close 2nd. I just went to a White Elephant party this past Saturday. I ended up with (4) Four Loko's. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Probably sticking with the ShakeWeight Yep. we got one of these for the neighbor. The literature's photos are hilariously ghey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearcatGreg Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Shamboobs. This one got regifted 4 straight years until the guy who last got them confessed that he just couild not give them up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboysDiehard Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Step 1: cut a hole in the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 (edited) My wife got a really cheap gift package of lotions & soaps from one of the kids in her class. I went out and bought 4 travel sized bottles, Crown, Jack, Finlandia & Seagrams and laid them in the bottom of a gift bag with some tissue paper to keep them from rolling around and then made a false bottom for it with a piece of cardboard that matched the real bottom. I put the soap package inside the gift bag on top and stuffed tissue paper inside. Went off pretty well except the person who got it was too dense to keep it a secret when she discovered the false bottom. I ended up with a really cheap bottle of sweet Italian wine. I gave it away. Edited December 22, 2010 by rajncajn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I got this at one party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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