whomper Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Below was my status on facebook yesterday Just heard Fairies wear Boots on the boneyard. I got so pumped I wanted to pull over and military press my car So I get a text from Mrs. Whomp this morning Mrs. Whomp: I cant believe you put that as your status on facebook Me: What are you talking about ? Mrs Whomp: The one about the Fairies Me: Why what is wrong with it ? Mrs Whomp: Its a little insulting Me: Why ? Mrs Whomp: Isnt your status about gays in the military ? Me: Fairies wear boots is a song by Black Sabbath Mrs Whomp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 NTTAWWT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 My text exchanges with the wife usually end with her confirming that I won't be getting laid anytime soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted April 8, 2011 Author Share Posted April 8, 2011 My text exchanges with the wife usually end with her confirming that I won't be getting laid anytime soon. My texts with your wife end quite the opposite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 My texts with your wife end quite the opposite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Whomper will be here all week. Try the veal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 My texts with your wife end quite the opposite So his wife texts you that BC will get laid soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted April 8, 2011 Author Share Posted April 8, 2011 So his wife texts you that BC will get laid soon? Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Yes That's really strange. Primarily because BC's wife texts me all that time that he is getting laid soon as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted April 8, 2011 Author Share Posted April 8, 2011 (edited) That's really strange. Primarily because BC's wife texts me all that time that he is getting laid soon as well. Shes a texthibitionist Edited April 8, 2011 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Whomper will be here all week. Try the veal. Sooooooo....how much should we tip you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 That's really strange. Primarily because BC's wife texts me all that time that he is getting laid soon as well. Weird. I get texts about once a week from your wife that you are getting laid. Apparently you're the chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 My wife texted me and said you're all really lame in the sack. Oh, crap... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 That's some funny stuff Chris, G would of thought the same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Whomper's on a roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 My text exchanges with the wife usually end with her confirming that I won't be getting laid anytime soon. Really? I think texting is about the easiest way to get her motor running. If I didn't have such a high getting some ratio from texting, I'm pretty sure I would've stopped it along time ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 My wife texted me and said you're all really lame in the sack. Oh, crap... What does she want my sack to do, cartwheels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 My wife texted me and said you're all really lame in the sack. Oh, crap... It's true. I'm terrible in the sack. However, I am magical in the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NAUgrad Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 My wife texted me and said you're all really lame in the sack. Oh, crap... Not fair! It was a leg cramp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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