TimC Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 In the truck this morning, 30 MPH and some green POS Nissan rides my ass, then cuts around me at 50+ MPH only to swerve in front to make the same left I'm about to make. Why are people so brave in a car but when a deranged redneck calls him a douuchebagg idiot when they step out, they suddenly stare off into space? I hate people so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 In the truck this morning, 30 MPH and some green POS Nissan rides my ass, then cuts around me at 50+ MPH only to swerve in front to make the same left I'm about to make. Why are people so brave in a car but when a deranged redneck calls him a douuchebagg idiot when they step out, they suddenly stare off into space? I hate people so much. Did he have his hat on backwards or side ways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted May 25, 2011 Author Share Posted May 25, 2011 Did he have his hat on backwards or side ways? No, he looked Russian and was carrying a briefcase. We have two office buildings side-by-side sharing a parking lot and he was going into the other building. I may kill him at lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 In the truck this morning, 30 MPH and some green POS Nissan rides my ass, then cuts around me at 50+ MPH only to swerve in front to make the same left I'm about to make. Why are people so brave in a car but when a deranged redneck calls him a douuchebagg idiot when they step out, they suddenly stare off into space? I hate people so much. Kill em with kindness. Next time, smile at them, and try to hug them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 go to yer happy place, where balls don't slip thru his hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Stand on the hood of his car and pee in the fresh air intake vents near the windshield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted May 25, 2011 Author Share Posted May 25, 2011 Stand on the hood of his car and pee in the fresh air intake vents near the windshield. It was like a 1989 green Nissan piece of crap. It probably already smells of pee and hopeless despair. Anyone that drives a green foreign car has to be clueless and deserves to be wiped from this planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Welcome to my world. I just don't get it Tim. I am someday going to end up on death row for killing some creep who just doesn't get the rules of the road. What is worse is when the creep cuts you off and then calls you an Chia Pet or something like that. My blood begins to boil at that point and I have to talk myself out of killing on the spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Stand on the hood of his car and pee in the fresh air intake vents near the windshield. I had the very same first thought. I don't know whether to laugh or be disturbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I may kill him at lunch. Go represent Amerika Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted May 25, 2011 Author Share Posted May 25, 2011 I will piss in my water bottle at my desk today and pour it over his door handle. Maybe he'll get the clap or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 It was like a 1989 green Nissan piece of crap. It probably already smells of pee and hopeless despair. Anyone that drives a green foreign car has to be clueless and deserves to be wiped from this planet. I dare you to try and find a 1989 American car that is still on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted May 25, 2011 Author Share Posted May 25, 2011 Go represent Amerika I sure do miss killing Russkies like Reagan was still in the White House saving Amerika. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I was driving yesterday in the middle lane & had some redneck douuchebagg idiot in a F250 diesel go barreling across all 3 lanes right in front of me. A couple of minutes later I passed him going the same speed I was going & in the same lane. The guy never passed me again, but I could see him in the rear view weaving through the traffic until I finally turned off the highway several miles down the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I sure do miss killing Russkies like Reagan was still in the White House saving Amerika. WOLVERIIIIIIINES!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted May 25, 2011 Author Share Posted May 25, 2011 I dare you to try and find a 1989 American car that is still on the road. C'mon...the car was green? Who the hell buys a green car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 WOLVERIIIIIIINES!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I was driving yesterday in the middle lane & had some redneck douuchebagg idiot in a F250 diesel go barreling across all 3 lanes right in front of me. A couple of minutes later I passed him going the same speed I was going & in the same lane. The guy never passed me again, but I could see him in the rear view weaving through the traffic until I finally turned off the highway several miles down the road. That's the bit I don't get. Most of these morans switching lanes every five seconds end up going slower than they would if they stayed where they were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Yesterday I was going in a long line of cars with the green light and a moran from the right, facing a red light, just cuts into the line 2 cars ahead of me causing me to hit the brakes hoping the one behind me saw that I did that. Then he does a quick U-turn and makes another right returning to the road he was on, thus doing a dangerous and illegal maneuver to get around a red light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Yesterday I was going in a long line of cars with the green light and a moran from the right, facing a red light, just cuts into the line 2 cars ahead of me causing me to hit the brakes hoping the one behind me saw that I did that. Then he does a quick U-turn and makes another right returning to the road he was on, thus doing a dangerous and illegal maneuver to get around a red light. Perhaps he needed to ge to a computer before the time clock expired on his fantasy draft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I will piss in my water bottle at my desk today and pour it over his door handle. Maybe he'll get the clap or something. At a minimum, he'll get poison ivy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Oh and IF I ever buy a Camaro my wife is trying to talk me into the green one Hmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Yesterday I was going in a long line of cars with the green light and a moran from the right, facing a red light, just cuts into the line 2 cars ahead of me causing me to hit the brakes hoping the one behind me saw that I did that. Then he does a quick U-turn and makes another right returning to the road he was on, thus doing a dangerous and illegal maneuver to get around a red light. My apologies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 My apologies. Impossible . . . VW Touaregs are incapable of such a manuever. . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojanmojo Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 That's the bit I don't get. Most of these morans switching lanes every five seconds end up going slower than they would if they stayed where they were. This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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