Hugh 0ne Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 (edited) How I learned to mind my own business. The other day I was walking past the mental hospital, and all the patients were shouting "13, 13, 13". The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on......Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting "14, 14, 14". Edited October 26, 2011 by Hugh 0ne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 2 years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted October 26, 2011 Author Share Posted October 26, 2011 2 years ago How the hell do you remember a post from 2 years ago that received zero replies? You're unbelievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MustOfBeenDrunk Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 2 years ago You are one scary dude there Big John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneymakers Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 How I learned to mind my own business. The other day I was walking past the mental hospital, and all the patients were shouting "13, 13, 13". The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on......Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting "14, 14, 14". I dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I dont get it I don't doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I dont get it That's because you're on the wrong side of the fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 That's because you're on the wrong side of the fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MustOfBeenDrunk Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 That's because you're on the wrong side of the fence. LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackass Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 That's because you're on the wrong side of the fence. That is classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controller Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 That's because you're on the wrong side of the fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 That's because you're on the wrong side of the fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nogohawk Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 That's because you're on the wrong side of the fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 :chuckle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 That's because you're on the wrong side of the fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Let's test John's skills... How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sin k. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. Edited October 28, 2011 by rocknrobn26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Let's test John's skills... Hiding it in a league forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Hiding it in a league forum 4 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 That's because you're on the wrong side of the fence. That is some serious pwnage right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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