Guest Sores Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Tell her you are surprised and you didnt see it coming.Ask her when she decided to do that? all the time as a curious husband. Then tonight when she is sleeping hit her with a ball pean hammer in the pancreas.. 1218319[/snapback] Whomper. Remember the old LOL acronym the internet made famous. Well buddy....I definitely Laughed out Loud at that pancreas reference! But polk is still in trouble despite your good humor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sores Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Im 18, yes listen to me I learned everything I know about women from a very good friend and teacher of mine. 1218323[/snapback] darn. I gave you 2 years you didn't earn. Keep up with the good advice. Your life will be riddled with experience before you know it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!, let's not make a haircut into a divorce. It is possible she just wanted a different look, or it was a snap decision. Polk your her husband you'll figure it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawk37 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!, let's not make a haircut into a divorce. It is possible she just wanted a different look, or it was a snap decision. Polk your her husband you'll figure it out. 1218332[/snapback] Exactly what Im sayin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sores Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Here is some more advice: Don't ask a question you are afraid to hear the answer to. That applies in several ways to this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Polk - I'd cook up some chitlins, scarf 'em all down and go take a long, leisurely dump. You'll feel better for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meat Face Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 short hair = breakup. nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Polks, fear not. I predict that this year for Christmas you will finally get a nice chain to go along with the gold pocketwatch that your daddy gave to you a long time ago. . . . . . . . . . . What do you mean that you sold the watch to buy some beautiful combs for your wife to wear in her hair?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackshi17 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 It probably had more to do with that guy in her office that was complimenting her about her wonderful long hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Polk, I'd start sleeping with a steel lined condom on... at least until there is some confirmation she still likes Mr Willy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deacon Bill Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 This is an inevitable phenomenon that affects all men eventually. I think it began in the caveman days when some Neanderthal chic had her hair yanked out. All the cave women went to console her, and thus the legacy of women cutting their hair was born. They will always bring up "split ends". How many times have men (or women for that matter) looked at a woman's hair and said, "Oh my, look at those split ends?" It's a conspiracy I tell ya'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarina Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Man O man. You guys don't get it. It isn't about what Polk likes or not. A woman's appearence or change thereof is tantamount to a guy losing all his hair or getting his nuts blown off in a musket accident. There is much more to this than a haircut. She is either (and nothing is good on this list) super unhappy, having an affair, thinking about having an affair, thinking Polk is having an affair, super unhappy, miserable, wanting a major change in her life, wanting Polk out of her life, super unhappy (oh, I said that already?), or something along these lines. Hate to resort to Google on this one....but here you have it Googled: when a woman decides to cut off all her hair Says exactly what I am saying....you have some diggin' to do Polk. 1218268[/snapback] The doctor is IN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 OK.....6000th post done.....I can finally answer this......LOL. Well Polky.....I wouldn't discount what my obsession has said. Especially if she's had her hair long as far back as you've known her.....lol. I'm not sure I'd go so far as to say it has anything to do with YOU. But.....if it's the "bored with life in general......let's shake things up" reason for doing something so drastic......then I'd look out. Since you have the perfect opportunity, being the Christmas season, to do something really nice without it looking fishy......make that Christmas present EXTRA nice this year......LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schellin30 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 beat her 1218147[/snapback] I agree, the flight of stairs seems to work well... Totally kidding before i have 13 cops show up at my door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Messiahs Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Maybe she is trying to save a few dollars on shampoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Was any other area of her body shorn where it was hairy before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Was any other area of her body shorn where it was hairy before? 1218942[/snapback] Leave it to Spainalicious to ask this question. Then again...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 beat her 1218147[/snapback] I'm surprised to hear this from you. I didn't realize you were like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Three things.... One - Listen to my obsession. Two - Anyone that comes to an Internet web site for advice from strangers relating to a personal relationship, of which the people on said web site have absolutely no prior knowledge, probably needs to sit down and have a very long conversation with oneself. Three - No two marital relationships are alike. Communications between the two principals is the key to any and all relationships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 My wife has always had the prettiest long hair I have ever seen. TOnight she comes home with man hair that looks like a cross between anazi soldiers helmet and a big pile of dog feces. What do I do? I wish I had known this 10 years ago when we got married. I do not deal well with ugly women. 1218118[/snapback] Sorry Polk. Happy Holidays anyhow. Note, women never boot you around the Holidays but come February look out. Out of all the advice I've read in this thread I would go with SEAHAWKS 37. He's given advice to his buddy about his relationship with that Freshman beyotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 (edited) I'm surprised to hear this from you. I didn't realize you were like this. 1218947[/snapback] He is 15! He probably beats his "little woman" 5 times per day... Edited December 16, 2005 by spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 He is 15! He probably beats his "little woman" 5 times per day... 1218964[/snapback] Actually that's probably before he leaves for school. Probably another 5 times at school and then the evening is a free for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dread Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 My wife has always had the prettiest long hair I have ever seen. TOnight she comes home with man hair that looks like a cross between anazi soldiers helmet and a big pile of dog feces. What do I do? I wish I had known this 10 years ago when we got married. I do not deal well with ugly women. 1218118[/snapback] Wow, calling you wife ugly and pouting like a child is sad. Hopefully you aren't really this shallow. Tell you what, show your post to your wife, that would really get the message across to her. You are a complete boor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 (edited) Since you have the perfect opportunity, being the Christmas season, to do something really nice without it looking fishy......make that Christmas present EXTRA nice this year......LOL. 1218848[/snapback] Agreed. Pay a couple of bucks extra and get the bagless vaccuum. She'll love you forever (or at least a few months longer) and grow her hair back. It almost saved marriage #4 for me. Almost. Edited December 16, 2005 by TimC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Polks, fear not. I predict that this year for Christmas you will finally get a nice chain to go along with the gold pocketwatch that your daddy gave to you a long time ago.. . . . . . . . . . What do you mean that you sold the watch to buy some beautiful combs for your wife to wear in her hair?!?!? 1218398[/snapback] ok, like seriously folks, this is some funny sh|t. I want my props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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