ChuckB Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 (edited) Knowing first hand about Puddy's tax knowledge, I'm not sure that's a good tactic. However, if he does get into a jam, I'm sure he'll bust out some break dancing moves and spin on his back to disorient Policy and then f*** him up. 1280510[/snapback] Good call here Edited January 21, 2006 by ChuckB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 The ninja always wins. Puddy in cake walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I'm a "solid" 225. 1280482[/snapback] Is that with or without your pocket protector, calculator, protracter, and those 8 #2 pencils in your front pocket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Is that with or without your pocket protector, calculator, protracter, and those 8 #2 pencils in your front pocket? 1280556[/snapback] You're thinking of Swerski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 I got the Pudsters back in this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbimm Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Nothing too see here please move along......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 If this was a battle of the books, a battle of number crunching, pencil pushing and paper filing ... then I could see Puddy in a walk. He's an accountant folks ... you know the nerd in school whose face looked like it had been set on fire and put out with an ice pick made even worse by the fact that he wore broken glasses taped up in the middle. He carried 9 different colored pencils in his pocket protector and 15 other colors in his brief case. He came to school wearing one of his Dad's old ties that was 6 inches too short, 14 years old with 15 differnt food stains on it. He always had white socks on and you knew it because his pants were also 6 inches too short. Puddy never made through a day in school without being "pantsed" and never made it through the week without being shut in his locker. When Puddy would finally get home he had to spend all night doing everybody else's homework for fear of getting his ass kicked ... again. Obviously this has led to a lot of pent up rage in Puddy ... but it is of no matter the ability to release this rage has long been beaten out of Puddy. Policy is a well established liberal, tree hugging pacifist. He spent his whole childhood running away from fights. Like all liberal pansies, Policy is a firm believer in harming nothing and believes that it is inherently wrong to hurt or kill for any reason. The mere thought of actually striking another human being would put Policy into a cold sweat. He has never faced a direct conflict in his life. And you want me to believe these guys are going to do combat? Puddy would probably propose they settle it online from the comfort of their own homes (safely miles apart) with gaming/fighting software and Policy would complain that it was too violent. In the end they will settle on a game of rock, paper, scissors to decide the victor ... policy takes paper (the others are too violent) and the cost cutter in Puddy takes scissors. Puddy wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Policy wants no part of Puddy..The motor city mathman will no doubt use all of the skills he learned windmilling back in the day on the cardboard old school. Policy wants peace..Although Policy gave us a great bachelor party fight story once. Puddy has been training ever since huddle fights began knowing full well his number was going to get called. He can almost bench press the telescope he bought his daughter..Final word..Policy drops knowldege Puddy drops Policy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Policy wants no part of Puddy..The motor city mathman will no doubt use all of the skills he learned windmilling back in the day on the cardboard old school. Policy wants peace..Although Policy gave us a great bachelor party fight story once. Puddy has been training ever since huddle fights began knowing full well his number was going to get called. He can almost bench press the telescope he bought his daughter..Final word..Policy drops knowldege Puddy drops Policy. 1280792[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 The motor city mathman .... He can almost bench press the telescope he bought his daughter.. 1280792[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbimm Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 34-8 Peace my a$$! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 bump for the weekday crowd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Policy remains in hiding ... afraid that if he posts on this thread he might have to take or throw a punch ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 He can almost bench press the telescope he bought his daughter 1280792[/snapback] I thought it was a cannonball launcher! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 If Policy doesnt have the sack to come in here and defend himself then I am going to recommend that we close the voting without further comment.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Policy remains in hiding ... 1283256[/snapback] If Policy doesnt have the sack to come in here and defend himself then I am going to recommend that we close the voting without further comment.. 1283267[/snapback] He was here. Showing his true colors. This one was over before it started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Puddy wins hands down. He will pull some wild ass ninja moves on Policy's peace loving ass. Anyone that signs every post with "Peace Policy" has to be a wuss. You throw into that his extremely liberal viewpoint, and I can't see anything less than a total annilation. Well that is if Puddy can catch Policy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 (edited) Policy better bring a sharp knife to carve up Filet of Puddy. Edited January 23, 2006 by TimC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Puddy can't even freaking change his own tire and you all think he can take Policy? No way Policy will be saying peace to Puddy when he takes his ass out!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sacrebleu Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Puddy can't even freaking change his own tire and you all think he can take Policy? No way Policy will be saying peace to Puddy when he takes his ass out!!!!!! 1283544[/snapback] Ohh god. This is sounding vaguely familiar. Anyone got a link? I was starting to feel bad that I went with Policy on this one after puddy's initial onslaught, but than I seemed to start remembering that puddy might have less manskills than your average upper east side new york metrosexual. Anyone have that embarassing link that unveils this shameful episode? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Ohh god. This is sounding vaguely familiar. Anyone got a link?I was starting to feel bad that I went with Policy on this one after puddy's initial onslaught, but than I seemed to start remembering that puddy might have less manskills than your average upper east side new york metrosexual. Anyone have that embarassing link that unveils this shameful episode? 1283584[/snapback] To help straighten out this folklore of not being able to change a tire. It was a simple 'cost benefit' analysis. I had free service versus the cost of me possibly getting whalloped by a passing semi on a dark country part of I-75 in Ohio. Sort of the 'cost benefit' analysis Policy must have done when deciding not to come talk trash in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 wow, puddy can't change a tire? because he might break a nail on his calculator hand? can i change my vote please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sacrebleu Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 To help straighten out this folklore of not being able to change a tire. It was a simple 'cost benefit' analysis. I had free service versus the cost of me possibly getting whalloped by a passing semi on a dark country part of I-75 in Ohio. Sort of the 'cost benefit' analysis Policy must have done when deciding not to come talk trash in here 1283638[/snapback] we'll be the judge of what happened, thank you very much. Sure, you were there, and it's your story, but that's not the way thehuddle works. We are definitely NOT a reality based community Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 I could provide the link but don't want to incriminate myself. Peace, Puddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Uh oh. It's 12:45 a.m. and Policy is typing a response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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