isleseeya Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 As some of you may be aware , I will probably meet whomper tomorrow for a few minutes as we just realized today that we work less than half a block from each other in midtown manhattan Now I believe there are somethings one should never do when meeting a huddler for the first time in person and they are : 1. Wear a turban 2. Try and tickle them 3. Bring them flowers 4. Ask them if you can borrow a few hundred dollars 5. Dance like richard simmons 6. Have your hand covered in peanut butter when you go to shake their hand 7. Ask them to scratch your back 8. Hand them a koran 9. Flex your muscles or start to pose down 10. Meet them wearing only a speedo Anything else I am missing ? Lol Don't worry whomp , I am pretty tame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 whomp, will you please pound this jerkoff into the pavement. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Things to do: 1. Wear Minnie Mouse ears 2. Wear a Todd Pinkston jersey 3. Say, "Hey, your not as fat as I pictured" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 whomp, will you please pound this jerkoff into the pavement. Thanks. Damn I wish I was really meeting you instead tomorrow H8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 How about not shooting them the Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 DO take a picture! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 5. Dance like richard simmons No wonder Loaf looked at me strange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 No wonder Loaf looked at me strange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 As some of you may be aware , I will probably meet whomper tomorrow for a few minutes as we just realized today that we work less than half a block from each other in midtown manhattan Now I believe there are somethings one should never do when meeting a huddler for the first time in person and they are : 1. Wear a turban 2. Try and tickle them 3. Bring them flowers 4. Ask them if you can borrow a few hundred dollars 5. Dance like richard simmons 6. Have your hand covered in peanut butter when you go to shake their hand 7. Ask them to scratch your back 8. Hand them a koran 9. Flex your muscles or start to pose down 10. Meet them wearing only a speedo Anything else I am missing ? Lol Don't worry whomp , I am pretty tame I wish I had this list before I met Hugh One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boat_hacked Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 DO take a picture! and bring your scrapbook,wine,and scanner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 More things to do: 4. Bring your cattle prod. More things not to do: 11. Exclaim "I thought you'd be taller" when you first see someone (especially if you yourself are the shortest huddler in the room). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 I think it all depends on the personality. That list could/should be changed to DO/DO NOT Here's a couple more: Do/Do not wear a pink shirt If you are bald, Do/Do Not show up in a Hare Krishna robe Do/Do Not mention your man love for said Huddler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 As some of you may be aware , I will probably meet whomper tomorrow for a few minutes as we just realized today that we work less than half a block from each other in midtown manhattan Now I believe there are somethings one should never do when meeting a huddler for the first time in person and they are : 1. Wear a turban 2. Try and tickle them 3. Bring them flowers 4. Ask them if you can borrow a few hundred dollars 5. Dance like richard simmons 6. Have your hand covered in peanut butter when you go to shake their hand 7. Ask them to scratch your back 8. Hand them a koran 9. Flex your muscles or start to pose down 10. Meet them wearing only a speedo Anything else I am missing ? Lol Don't worry whomp , I am pretty tame Ok, noob! Nice list, but................ I've met quite a few Huddlers and none of the above is necessary! Nice people all! Man you are showing your noobiness! You left off the most important thing...................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 Ok, noob! Nice list, but................ I've met quite a few Huddlers and none of the above is necessary! Nice people all! Man you are showing your noobiness! You left off the most important thing...................... Thanks RR but my noobie days are behind me ..list was a joke and I certainly agree most if not all regular huddlers are really good guys :clap; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Thanks RR but my noobie days are behind me ..list was a joke and I certainly agree most if not all regular huddlers are really good guys :clap; But you missed THE most important thing............. Babes and Guns!!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 But you missed THE most important thing.............Babes and Guns!!!! :D Babies and guns are a winning combo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Ok, noob! Nice list, but................ I've met quite a few Huddlers and none of the above is necessary! Nice people all! Man you are showing your noobiness! You left off the most important thing...................... You could start some great sheet if you said something like "I've met quite a few Huddlers and with the exception of two none above is necessary! Most of them are Nice people! Or maybe Sky should post that. But for real, I have met quite a few myself and can't hardly think of more than a few.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 I think I've only met four ChiefJay, Furd, Wiegie, and Egret, and they were/are all douchebags....I nearly quit the Huddle based on those meetings Actually so far all have been quality dudes, but I haven't met H8 yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 You left off the most important thing...................... Blurry pictures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Love Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 I'd suggest meeting at a dojo... just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqualung Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Thanks RR but my noobie days are behind me ..list was a joke and I certainly agree most if not all regular huddlers are really good guys :clap; Yes but you'll always be a noob to a lot of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 (edited) Some friendly advice when meeting Whomper: 1. He likes it when you rub his ears and call him Sasha. 2. He has a third nipple on his anus that he loves when you pinch or poke it. 3. Whomper celebrates Al’malaqunia and the tradition is that you give him 62 lbs of deep fried socks. 4. If you are trying to make good friends with him, remember he loves it when you give him a Cleveland Steamer. 5. Call him by his nick names “Sugar Britches, Sweet Cheeks, Sugar nuts or Daisy May Tinkle Pants.” 6. Make sure you offer him a happy ending. 7. Make sure when there are a lot of people with in ear shot to scream “No, I wont touch you there for $10!” and then walk away really fast. 8. Keep packets of mayonnaise in your pockets and when he is talking to you start squeezing them really hard and fall to the ground. Repeat until a cop or nun comes. 9. Do not stare at his nose hair, he takes that personally. 10. Make sure you are not wearing anything related to spam, co-co beans or sea cucumbers. For some reason those items make him hump random things. [Whomper's Personal Webpage] Edited July 11, 2007 by cliaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 Yes but you'll always be a noob to a lot of us. If young svelte guys like me have to carry the stigma for a few then so be it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 Cliaz , you are one of a kind ..Thank God , I think By the way I can probably do half the things on your list with no problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 And I just read chuck b's last post and I nearly fell off the couch laughing ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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