Jumpin Johnies Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 (edited) We've all seen Blitz clashing with newbies. At the beginning of every football season we have 15 or 20 newbs starting the "I Hate Blitz" threads. Most of us have seen the classic thread where Blitz explains the huddle "belt" system. If a huddler has less than 3,000 posts then Grits immediately dismisses that person as a newb and they must drink their "shutup juice". Ladies and gentleman I can't think of any other match up for Grits then to have him fighting a newb. Lawdawgs been around for several years but he only had about 50 posts 4 or 5 months ago. He showed up in the twiley "couples shower thread" to verify that twiley is indeed a wise a$$. Lawdawg and twiley are fraternity brothers and they were in each others weddings. I picture these guys spending a lot of time together at the country club doing verticle tastings of various shiraz's, cabernets and merlots. I've seen a photo of twiley but not one of Lawgdawg. I immagine him looking like that guy Johnny from Karate Kid that's always beating up Daniel Son, twiley btw looks like Daniel Son. It looks like Lawdawg had a privilaged upbringing(I'm sure he'll say otherwise) but Blitz grew up on the rough side of town. He went to an all black high school and all of his friends were Spains future cellmates in the big house. Here's a photo of Blitz taken at Emmanuel Lewis' wedding. The guys in the back are his homeboys Rusty and Kirby. Grits has the tougher upbringing working in his favor but Lawdawg's a bull. A rich preppy pretty boy tough guy but a tough guy nonetheless. He has a 365 pound bench press and has extensive training in Ju Jitsu. He is a submission fighter that's strong enough to put someone in a world of hurt. Unfortunately for Lawdawg Grits is no Daniel Son. Grits is a 3rd degree black belt and has been in his fair share of scraps. Blitz strikes me as the kind of guy that would beat up an umpire at his son's little league game. Look at him, he looks earily similar to the BTK strangler. This should be interesting, can Blitz make the newbie drink his shutup juice or will Lawdawg make Blitz look like Daniel Son? Have at it folks. Edited January 20, 2006 by Jumpin Johnies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqualung Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Should have paired him up with Sarge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 just about every huddler here was, at one time, a newbie who hated blitz. SLD will avenge us all!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 Should have paired him up with Sarge. 1277748[/snapback]    Sarge has a classic battle on Monday. It's appropriate that Blitz face off against a newb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Being a connoseur (sp?) of UFC, I've gotta give the edge to the MMA guy who has been in the ring with those other animals...Seattle Law Dawg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqualung Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Sarge has a classic battle on Monday. It's appropriate that Blitz face off against a newb. 1277756[/snapback]      The reason I say this is because Sarge and Blitz were at each others throats about 4 years ago on who could beat the manure out of each other at their respective dojos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 At first I though Blitz would win, but the more I thought about it, the more I thought that he'd run and run until he is finally knocked senseless like Bucky Richardson by the Texas front 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Interesting matchup, and much will depend on where the fight happens. Â As this is a fist fight, obviously blitz can not bring his collection of baseball bats, but he can bring his dojo knowledge. Â Seattle Lawdawg claims to have a bench press of 365. That their shows impressive strength, but, one roundhouse kick to the knee from blitz can stop any man. Â Classic matchup of old timer who lays down the law for newbs and newb who doesn't like ot have the law laid down... he is a law dog after all. Â Slight edge to the wily veteran, but it would be interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Being a connoseur (sp?) of UFC, I've gotta give the edge to the MMA guy who has been in the ring with those other animals...Seattle Law Dawg! 1277763[/snapback]    we never really discussed rules for this thing, did we? seems as though "fistfight" might rule out all that jujitsu chit. if it's no-holds-barred, you're probably right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 Interesting matchup, and much will depend on where the fight happens. As this is a fist fight, obviously blitz can not bring his collection of baseball bats, but he can bring his dojo knowledge.  Seattle Lawdawg claims to have a bench press of 365. That their shows impressive strength, but, one roundhouse kick to the knee from blitz can stop any man.  Classic matchup of old timer who lays down the law for newbs and newb who doesn't like ot have the law laid down... he is a law dog after all.  Slight edge to the wily veteran, but it would be interesting.  1277770[/snapback]    twiley verified to me that Lawdawg is a beast in the weight room but his resume in Ju Jitsu is much more impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 we never really discussed rules for this thing, did we? seems as though "fistfight" might rule out all that jujitsu chit. if it's no-holds-barred, you're probably right. 1277772[/snapback]    This is a streetfight anything other than weapons go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Blitz wins the fight, Lawdog cleans up in court afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 twiley verified to me that Lawdawg is a beast in the weight room but his resume in Ju Jitsu is much more impressive. 1277776[/snapback]     When I saw he posted a 365 bench at first ithought it was a typo or typical overstating BS, but, the mroe I hear about him, the more believable it is, though 365 is f'ing hard to do... I'm happy with my Rosie O'Donnell 135-150 that I do right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 When I saw he posted a 365 bench at first ithought it was a typo or typical overstating BS, but, the mroe I hear about him, the more believable it is, though 365 is f'ing hard to do... I'm happy with my Rosie O'Donnell 135-150 that I do right now. 1277786[/snapback]    I did 275 about 6 months ago and my brother in law did 350. The difference between him and me is hugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 two homo's ........................... this would be a slap fight with the winner buying wine and dinner for the looser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 "Most of us have seen the classic thread where Blitz explains the huddle "belt" system." Â To set the record straight... Blitz didn't set down or explain the 'rules' for the Belts and shut up juice. He set a guideline that was expanded upon. Â However.... while I haven't met SLD, I have met Blitz. I have to give the edge to Blitz here..... a dedicated family man, a black belt, dedicted to putting newbies in their place (rightfully so too), and a man that survived an up close and personal meeting with DMD and Sarge both at the same time. Â Though SLD IS a lawyer and we all know how slimy and devious they are, just have to go with the track record of a newbie trasher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I have no doubt that this would be a great fight. I would have to give the edge to SLD though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 This is closer then I thought. Grits is the guy that everyone loves to hate(by his own admission). I thought you guys were going to throw him under the bus but it's pretty close right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Though SLD IS a lawyer and we all know how slimy and devious they are, just have to go with the track record of a newbie trasher. Â 1277806[/snapback] Â Â Â lawyers are like the french.... smelly and pussies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 When I saw he posted a 365 bench at first ithought it was a typo or typical overstating BS, but, the mroe I hear about him, the more believable it is, though 365 is f'ing hard to do... I'm happy with my Rosie O'Donnell 135-150 that I do right now. 1277786[/snapback]     If you are into it, 365 isn't that tough. I was doing 395 in high school, and for some reason could never get over the mental hump and put up 400. Of course a torn rotator cup later and I can only push out about 225 before my shoulder wants to come out of it's socket. That and I haven't stepped foot in a gym in two years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I immagine him looking like that guy Johnny from Karate Kid that's always beating up Daniel Son, twiley btw looks like Daniel Son.  1277743[/snapback]    Not quite looking like Johnny and I'm much better looking than that Daniel Son Rosie O'Donnell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 If you are into it, 365 isn't that tough. I was doing 395 in high school 1277823[/snapback]    Oh...so you aren't that tough?  Note to self: don't vote for Perch in upcoming Huddle Fist Fight.  2nd Note to self: forget first note to self. Vote for fellow Texan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 If you are into it, 365 isn't that tough. I was doing 395 in high school, and for some reason could never get over the mental hump and put up 400. Of course a torn rotator cup later and I can only push out about 225 before my shoulder wants to come out of it's socket. That and I haven't stepped foot in a gym in two years. 1277823[/snapback]    For the record, SLD just got back into it, so technically that's where he's actually starting right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 Not quite looking like Johnny and I'm much better looking than that Daniel Son Rosie O'Donnell. 1277832[/snapback]    You're bigger than Daniel Son but not by much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 You're bigger than Daniel Son but not by much. Â 1277839[/snapback] Â Â Â I'm a stockier version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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