Hugh 0ne Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 (edited) "So, we're hosting a little get together at the house, there'll be about 15 people coming, none of which I've ever met. But don't worry, I feel like I really know them, because they all spend a lot of time at the huddle message boards. Biermeister is coming all the way from Colorado, and he's bringing their wife and new baby girl. They have a baby girl, I'm sure they're not serial killers. Then NSab and his brother Mauraders are coming all the way up from Philly on their Harleys (I know mini-NSab doesn't have a Harley, but roll with me on this one, it adds effect ) Then Dutchess Jack, the gay pirate and his wife the Captains Wench, who, coincedentally happens to have a nice rack, are coming as well. No, Dutchess isn't really gay, well, maybe he is, but there's nothing wrong with that. And he's bringing a tuna casserole. Brewer and his family should be coming as well. Yes, his name is Brewer because of the excess amount of alcohol he consumes, but don't worry, he doesn't drink as much as that lush Twiley I was telling you about. Nogohawk, who really likes birds, might make the trip as well. I know it's weird for a guy to really like birds, but I couldn't not invite him. A few other really nice guys, like BrooklynCrew, EasynDirty (no honey, I have no idea why he calls himself that), and juanruiz might be swinging by as well. Just remember honey, keep 9-1-1 on speed dial, and hide everything that could get stolen, especially when NSab and Mauraders show up. Everything's going to be fine. Oh, and make sure you plan on sending our first born to a babysitter." Edited May 2, 2006 by Hugh 0ne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Was too afraid to mention that mafia man Whomper huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TimC Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Nowhere do I see the guy in the raincoat standing over in the corner not saying a word and just staring at yer wife....dibs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewer Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 (edited) edit: I'll bring the tractor. Would the neighbors mind a tractor pull in the yard? Edited May 2, 2006 by Brewer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 Was too afraid to mention that mafia man Whomper huh? 1448769[/snapback] Oops. Forgot Whomp. :doah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Oops. Forgot Whomp. :doah: 1448779[/snapback] That could be a deal breaker for the wife; probably best you didn't mention him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 That could be a deal breaker for the wife; probably best you didn't mention him. 1448788[/snapback] Just tell her he is a foulder of the religious movement called the whompostles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewer Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Just tell her he is a foulder of the religious movement called the whompostles. 1448801[/snapback] Note to self, if Whomp brings kool aide, don't touch it, no matter how much alcohol you've had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Note to self, if Whomp brings kool aide, don't touch it, no matter how much alcohol you've had. 1448807[/snapback] ...... or if he offers it with alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 (edited) "Oh yeah, and honey, one more thing, Whomper might be coming. He's actually the founder of an online huddle religious cult. They call themselves the Whompostles. I guess he's a reverend or deacon or pastor or something, so I'm sure he's not a serial killer." Edited May 2, 2006 by Hugh 0ne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Thanks for the mention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 1448830[/snapback] Are you applauding because I referred to your wife's nice rack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauders11 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 so when exactly IS this party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 so when exactly IS this party 1448857[/snapback] August 19th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 That is pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy n Dirty Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Funny stuff Hugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewer Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 August 19th. 1448870[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Captains Wench Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Are you applauding because I referred to your wife's nice rack? 1448847[/snapback] I'll give you a for mentioning it twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauders11 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 August 19th. 1448870[/snapback] suhweet-marking the calender now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Hey I have two untapped 1/2 kegs and a shiiiiiit load of hard stuff laying around......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 "So, we're hosting a little get together at the house, there'll be about 15 people coming, none of which I've ever met. But don't worry, I feel like I really know them, because they all spend a lot of time at the huddle message boards. Biermeister is coming all the way from Colorado, and he's bringing their wife and new baby girl. They have a baby girl, I'm sure they're not serial killers. Then NSab and his brother Mauraders are coming all the way up from Philly on their Harleys (I know mini-NSab doesn't have a Harley, but roll with me on this one, it adds effect ) Then Dutchess Jack, the gay pirate and his wife the Captains Wench, who, coincedentally happens to have a nice rack, are coming as well. No, Dutchess isn't really gay, well, maybe he is, but there's nothing wrong with that. And he's bringing a tuna casserole. Brewer and his family should be coming as well. Yes, his name is Brewer because of the excess amount of alcohol he consumes, but don't worry, he doesn't drink as much as that lush Twiley I was telling you about. Nogohawk, who really likes birds, might make the trip as well. I know it's weird for a guy to really like birds, but I couldn't not invite him. A few other really nice guys, like BrooklynCrew, EasynDirty (no honey, I have no idea why he calls himself that), and juanruiz might be swinging by as well. Just remember honey, keep 9-1-1 on speed dial, and hide everything that could get stolen, especially when NSab and Mauraders show up. Everything's going to be fine. Oh, and make sure you plan on sending our first born to a babysitter." 1448762[/snapback] Classic! It reminds of whenever I meet up with a huddler or talking about a trip I'm about to make to meet up with huddlers..."yeah, I...umm......am gonna meet some...ummm......friends out...or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauders11 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Was too afraid to mention that mafia man Whomper huh? 1448769[/snapback] you have to add in that you've hired a special celebrity guest/entertainer-who? Dan Pastorini of course, but tell her to invite over some lady friends because while us men can talk football with the guy, they will also find him "interesting" being as he's a former Playgirl coverboy....Dan offers a little something for everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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