Matt Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Chicks dig me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Wow, hey Matt...can't believe you joined the huddle! How cool... Good luck this year man, we are all rooting for ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Is the the new E-Harmony.com site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolly Rodgers Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I'd hit it but only once. I dont think many of you would be able to resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I'd hit it but only once. I dont think many of you would be able to resist. 1450802[/snapback] She's no where close to my favorite chick or anything. I think she is too skinny and a total skank. In the real world though, she is still pretty hot, and if I were single, I wouldn't think twice...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Apparently I missed a memo. Didn't he stay at USC to take ballroom dancing with his fiancee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 You mean you'd show up late, slack off, and kvetch about the way you were treated and how much better chicks you could get? 1450758[/snapback] yeah, and then i'd hit it again. and log on to the huddle to brag about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Pimp Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Apparently I missed a memo. Didn't he stay at USC to take ballroom dancing with his fiancee? 1450808[/snapback] I thought that too. Maybe they broke up after he graduated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I'd take the little sis myself, but neither really do a whole lot for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Jesus Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Another case of Lienart plowing through a weak defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Apparently I missed a memo. Didn't he stay at USC to take ballroom dancing with his fiancee? 1450808[/snapback] And what kind of negotiation was that? "I'm going to be a multi-millionaire in a year, and if you some of that here are my terms....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I'd take the little sis myself, but neither really do a whole lot for me. 1450830[/snapback] +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonehand Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 You mean you'd show up late, slack off, and kvetch about the way you were treated and how much better chicks you could get? 1450758[/snapback] He means he'd be on the Huddle while doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 yeah, and then i'd hit it again. and log on to the huddle to brag about it. 1450819[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Pimp Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 To quote the PSP commercial squirrels.... "I'd hit that." "I'd hit that." "I'd hit that." "I'd hit that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I'd hit Paris nonstop for a couple weeks and move on..... which is exactly what Leinart will do- god bless the kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goopster24 Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 Apparently I missed a memo. Didn't he stay at USC to take ballroom dancing with his fiancee? 1450808[/snapback] They broke up a while ago. I'm pretty sure that wasn't the only reason he stayed last year.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EZDoesit Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Another case of Lienart plowing through a weak defense. 1450832[/snapback] That post is not getting the acclaim that it deserves..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 That post is not getting the acclaim that it deserves..... 1450964[/snapback] Mainly due to the factual inaccuracy. Paris Hilton would never lay down as fast as a Pac 10 defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I'll use a Mulligan on my last post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 From SNL's Weekend Update: FALLON: As we agreed we won't be discussing the scandal that's been in the papers these last couple of weeks. HILTON: Thank you Jimmy, I appreciate that. FALLON: We just want to find out about you, Paris Hilton. So, your family, the Hiltons, own hotels all over the world. HILTON: Yes, they're in New York, London, Paris... FALLON: So there's actually a Paris Hilton? HILTON: Yes, there is. FALLON: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton? HILTON: Actually, it's a very exclusive hotel...no matter what you've heard. FALLON: I hear the Paris Hilton is very beautiful. HILTON: I'm glad you heard that. FALLON: Do they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton? HILTON: No. FALLON: Is it roomy? HILTON: It might be for you, but most people find it very comfortable. FALLON: I'm a V.I.P.. I may need to go in the back entrance. HILTON: It doesn't matter who you are, it's not gonna happen. FALLON: Fair enough. Now, I throw a lot of events, do they have a ballroom there? HILTON: We do. FALLON: Great. I'd love to have my balls held by the Paris Hilton. I'd like to check into the Paris Hilton. HILTON: I don't think you can. FALLON: Really? Because I'll only be able to stay there like a minute and a half. Two minutes tops. HILTON: Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 From SNL's Weekend Update: FALLON: As we agreed we won't be discussing the scandal that's been in the papers these last couple of weeks. HILTON: Thank you Jimmy, I appreciate that. FALLON: We just want to find out about you, Paris Hilton. So, your family, the Hiltons, own hotels all over the world. HILTON: Yes, they're in New York, London, Paris... FALLON: So there's actually a Paris Hilton? HILTON: Yes, there is. FALLON: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton? HILTON: Actually, it's a very exclusive hotel...no matter what you've heard. FALLON: I hear the Paris Hilton is very beautiful. HILTON: I'm glad you heard that. FALLON: Do they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton? HILTON: No. FALLON: Is it roomy? HILTON: It might be for you, but most people find it very comfortable. FALLON: I'm a V.I.P.. I may need to go in the back entrance. HILTON: It doesn't matter who you are, it's not gonna happen. FALLON: Fair enough. Now, I throw a lot of events, do they have a ballroom there? HILTON: We do. FALLON: Great. I'd love to have my balls held by the Paris Hilton. I'd like to check into the Paris Hilton. HILTON: I don't think you can. FALLON: Really? Because I'll only be able to stay there like a minute and a half. Two minutes tops. HILTON: Good luck. 1451012[/snapback] This is awesome! We can't blame Matt for gettin' into this. That kid's gotta get more azz than a toilet seat anyways. He'll hit it for awhile and move on. Watch Jessica Simpson be next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Apparently I missed a memo. Didn't he stay at USC to take ballroom dancing with his fiancee? 1450808[/snapback] They broke up a while ago. I'm pretty sure that wasn't the only reason he stayed last year.... 1450957[/snapback] Actually.....she broke up with him after that whole drunk night out dancing without her that came with pics splashed all over the internet. Seriously...it was a question asked in an interview a few weeks ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I'm guessing he wanted out of that deal... ...I'm also guessing she's kicking herself for messing up the rest of her life... ...or... ...she has high standards for her future husband and will be well served by moving on to someone more stable relationally, even if that guy has no money...in which case, I say, "good for you, you poor poor woman". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mggoilers Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 you'd think she'd have had enough Trojans in her by now. 1450582[/snapback] Genius...funniest thing I've read in a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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