Grits and Shins Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 5- Be happy again I'm sorry to hear that and would wish otherwise for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 I'm sorry to hear that and would wish otherwise for you. I've learned to live with it. But thank you for the thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 (edited) I think early consesus is most of us would not kill anyone while we sky dive naked in the middle east over shark and alligator invested waters , and while sky diving naked we are joined by a gorgeous female sky diver who is also naked , we would not touch her though as we would not cheat on our wives.... Yup that covers a bunch Edited February 1, 2007 by isleseeya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 1. Cheat on my wife 2. Hurt an animal or person intentionally that didn't deserve it 3. Own or fire a gun (nothing against those that do) 4. Miss one of my kids events unless I have a very good reason (Have to live up to my Mom & Dad) 5. Stop being a kid at heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 1. Cheat on my wife 4. Miss one of my kids events unless I have a very good reason (Have to live up to my Mom & Dad) 5. Stop being a kid at heart I'm on board with those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 (edited) Get a life I hope that's a joke...if not it's a sad thing to say. Your life is in your own hands to take control of. You can do it 5- Be happy again That's just depressing to read, Sky. I wish better for you. I hope you give that a chance someday. Edited February 1, 2007 by Caveman_Nick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 1. See The Eagles win a superbowl 2. Let my family down 3. Let my true friends down 4. Have Abs 5. Hit a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 There are a whole host of things I will never do in my life including many of the ones already listed (never cheat on my wife, never commit murder, never win the lotto, visit the Middle East etc etc) but here are my five for today: 1) I will never collect social security payments when I retire 2) I will never condone abortion 3) I will never vote for Hillary 4) Mourn for a silly dead horse 5) I will never Squeeze me a little harder Irish Wow!! I'm impressed. I must be a pretty important part of Grits' life not only does he follow me around to post ignore messages after everything I post but I made his Top 5, regardless of what it's for. The guy is always thinking about me!! Grits do you dream or have nightmares about me too? Are your wife and family getting jealous of your infatuation for me and the time you spend thinking about me and following me around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Wow!! I'm impressed. I must be a pretty important part of Grits' life not only does he follow me around to post ignore messages after everything I post but I made his Top 5, regardless of what it's for. The guy is always thinking about me!! Grits do you dream or have nightmares about me too? Are your wife and family getting jealous of your infatuation for me and the time you spend thinking about me and following me around? Pot, meet kettle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Pot, meet kettle. Seriously, Not even close!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Irish , perception is everything ...so pot meeting kettle is not that far off ...just my 2 cents and mean no harm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Seriously, Not even close!!!! Irish , perception is everything ...so pot meeting kettle is not that far off ...just my 2 cents and mean no harm And there is a river named after this kind of post. I'll give you three guesses... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 The river runs in egypt I beleive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 And there is a river named after this kind of post. I'll give you three guesses... Mississippi? Rhine? Thames? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 1) Become President of the United States 2) Oil down the Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Team 3) Star in a major motion picture, porn excluded 4) Purchase a vineyard 5) Travel to Yemen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Football 1. Pull for the Colts. 2. Pull for the Steelers. 3. Pull for the Redskins. 4. Believe McNabb is anything but over rated. 5. Think Manning is 1/2 the QB Unitas was. Non-Football 1. Cheat on the wife. 2. Get a Tattoo 3. Drink Ouzo ever again. 4. 'Extreme' anything. 5. Eat broccoli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 River is the nile ...as in denial ...as in , you get the picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 And there is a river named after this kind of post. I'll give you three guesses... De-Nile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Mississippi? Rhine? Thames? Wow, you are dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Wow, you are dumb. No I am! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 And there is a river named after this kind of post. I'll give you three guesses... Phoenix ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Front Row Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Here are a few, I would never Draft Michael Vick Sell my Harley Sell the guns the old man left me Cheat on my family Go ice fishing Buy a Japanese car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 5) Sell shoes Well the reason you wouldn't do this can't be because it'd be too stinky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Travel to Uranus(or walk on the moon for that matter). Climb Mt Everest See the end of war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Well the reason you wouldn't do this can't be because it'd be too stinky... He realizes that the natural discharges made by his patients in the area of his expertise roll from the point of origin into their shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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