CaP'N GRuNGe Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Americans (United States) * Affinity for firearms, "Gun-Toting" * Never got over the war in Vietnam * Highly ignorant of the world outside America, and to some extent of their own country outside their home state * Aggressive, Confrontational, Militaristic, has one of the most effective militaries in the world * Overweight * Obsessed by success and outward wealth: the American Dream * Love fast food * Obnoxious, especially as tourists and expatriots * Wasteful, Greedy * Adventurous, Courageous * Naive in the extreme * Rednecks * Love to kill * Affinity for size, "the bigger the better" * Racist * Mawkish/Syrupy TV shows * Loud in public * Hate the French * Don't like to learn foreign languages; think everyone should speak English * Zealous Christians * Willing to take over Canada, just to prove a point * Loves beer and steaks * Often referred to as "zionist infidels" * Interbreed with relatives * Obsessed with saying muslims are terrorists I don't understand what is wrong with this list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 * Affinity for firearms, "Gun-Toting" * Never got over the war in Vietnam * Highly ignorant of the world outside America, and to some extent of their own country outside their home state * Aggressive, Confrontational, Militaristic, has one of the most effective militaries in the world * Overweight * Obsessed by success and outward wealth: the American Dream * Love fast food * Obnoxious, especially as tourists and expatriots * Wasteful, Greedy * Adventurous, Courageous * Naive in the extreme * Rednecks * Love to kill * Affinity for size, "the bigger the better" * Racist * Mawkish/Syrupy TV shows * Loud in public * Hate the French * Don't like to learn foreign languages; think everyone should speak English * Zealous Christians * Willing to take over Canada, just to prove a point * Loves beer and steaks * Often referred to as "zionist infidels" * Interbreed with relatives * Obsessed with saying muslims are terrorists isnt this a texann??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Okay seriously. Not only is this list just out right horrible to be on line but check out what I bolded: Black/African Americans * Poor, relegated to the ghetto/projects/slums * "Deadbeat dads" * Fathering many children with different women; high rate of out-of-wedlock births * Enjoy loud rap music. * Hate Dogs * Street thugs, criminals, angry young men, violent, aggresive * Affinity for watermelon, fried chicken, okra, collard greens * Hypersexual; large genitalia in males * Prone to venereal diseases * Good athletes (especially basketball) * Lower intelligence, poor academic ability * Laziness, apathy * Gangstas * Criminals (especially rapists and drug dealers) and steal bikes/cars (referenced by YTMND fad of "n***** stole my bike") * Affinity for entertainment * Affinity for rhythmic music and dancing * Good with words, rhyming, verbal insults (that's all) * Speak in slang * Religious; always go to and dress up for church * Got soul * Teenage girls often fighting or pregnant * Hate THE white man * Fear of water * Can't swim * Can't work * Spook easily * Afraid of haunted houses * Incapable of crossing a street in a crosswalk or with the green light * females have large, round bottoms and breasts * males have an affinity for the aforementioned females * love fried chicken * love food stamps, welfare * don't have automobile insurance * can run fast * homophobic * Drive Cadillacs * males wear in-ear wireless cellular telephones far more than non-black individuals of similar economic background * clean almost to the point of being obsessively clean; shower three times a day * like to iron clothes * like to paint their walls shades of red, orange and yellows according to HGTV W--TF is that about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 * Can't swim * Can't work * clean almost to the point of being obsessively clean; shower three times a day schiiiit, I wish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 * Can't swim * Can't work * clean almost to the point of being obsessively clean; shower three times a day schiiiit, I wish! Doesn't anyone find the haunted house thing just a little too off the wall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 I'm amazed it's in there at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Americans (United States) * Affinity for firearms, "Gun-Toting" No * Never got over the war in Vietnam No * Highly ignorant of the world outside America, and to some extent of their own country outside their home state No * Aggressive, Confrontational, Militaristic, has one of the most effective militaries in the world No * Overweight No * Obsessed by success and outward wealth: the American Dream No * Love fast food No * Obnoxious, especially as tourists and expatriots No * Wasteful, Greedy No * Adventurous, Courageous No * Naive in the extreme No * Rednecks * Love to kill No * Affinity for size, "the bigger the better" No * Racist * Mawkish/Syrupy TV shows No * Loud in public * Hate the French He11 Yes * Don't like to learn foreign languages; think everyone should speak English No * Zealous Christians No * Willing to take over Canada, just to prove a point No * Loves beer and steaks Check * Often referred to as "zionist infidels" No * Interbreed with relatives What do you mean by "relatives? * Obsessed with saying muslims are terrorists No I guess I am Canadian or something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankk Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Doesn't anyone find the haunted house thing just a little too off the wall? What, you're not afraid of a haunted house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Southerners Hard to understand when speaking Only when drunk Owns a rifle Several Inbred Religious fanatics; "Born Again" Christians Racist Bigtime Scots-Irish or English heritage German Drive a pick-up truck A big one! Good ol' boys Hells yeah! Sports fans, especially football Eat grits, fried foods and drink "Sweet Tea" Fried chicken and beer close-minded No, just always right women are demure, coy Southern "belles" obsessed with the Civil War No, just slavery love Nascar I like to drive fast? Lives in a mobile home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Southerner: Hard to understand when speaking No Owns a rifle No Inbred No Religious fanatics; "Born Again" Christians He11 No! Racist No more than Tim Hardaway! Scots-Irish or English heritage Yes Drive a pick-up truck I own a pickup! Good ol' boys Yep! Sports fans, especially football Yep! Eat grits, fried foods and drink "Sweet Tea" He11 yes! close-minded I am Alot more open minded than any liberal on this board. women are demure, coy Southern "belles" I married a dam Yankee! obsessed with the Civil War Obsessed? No! Civil War Buff? Yes! love Nascar He11 No! Lives in a mobile home Uh, no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 close-minded I am Alot more open minded than any liberal on this board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sacrebleu Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Frenchpoor hygiene nationally chauvinistic male chauvinist Larger Penis cowardly, weak military ineptitude promiscuous, philanderers, adulterers good cooks, good food and wine affinity for grand prix racing and bicycle racing pretentious, artistic extremely rude - especially waiters extremely anti-Semitic Disdainful of Americans and British emphasis on history, and perception of cultural superiority smoke far too much women have hairy armpits Romantic hate Americans socialists eat fungi, goose liver and snails No victory's Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys Tan arm pits from surrendering What the I mean it's true and everything, just didn't know that everyone knew about it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 I mean it's true and everything, just didn't know that everyone knew about it..... No silly, they meant larger penis as in the males have a larger penis than the womens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrograde assault Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 isnt this a texann??? If it isn't it should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrograde assault Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Southerners Hard to understand when speaking Only when drunk Owns a rifle Several Inbred Religious fanatics; "Born Again" Christians Racist Bigtime Scots-Irish or English heritage German Drive a pick-up truck A big one! Good ol' boys Hells yeah! Sports fans, especially football Eat grits, fried foods and drink "Sweet Tea" Fried chicken and beer close-minded No, just always right women are demure, coy Southern "belles" obsessed with the Civil War No, just slavery love Nascar I like to drive fast? Lives in a mobile home yankees are scared of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Interesting that Texas is the only state listed in the "regional" section. Texans Owns a ranch - No Speaks with a twang - Drive Trucks - Nope. Had a Bronco and now have a jeep. Much different. Oil Money - Nope Conservative - depends Obsessed with Guns - no... define obsessed... Support Capital punishment - Racist - Support big business - not unless it was mine and it isn't Like everything "big" -- nope Fat People - Great deal of pride in their own state - Ten gallon hats, cowboy boots, Wrangler jeans, and huge metal belt buckles - maybe halloween Shop at Wal*Mart - maybe once a year or so Women try to look like cowboys - what the ? Women over-do the chemicals: nope - thinking about LA Like country music and two-stepping - among many genres Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGrunt Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Obsessed with Guns - no... define obsessed... There you are! Definition of obsessed: Hates TheGrunt and will shoot down his Republican, Hillary hatin' posts. I like weapons to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 (edited) New Englanders * Politically liberal - check * Sensible - check * Frugal (See Yankee ingenuity) - check * Clever/Inventive (See Yankee ingenuity) - check * Self-Reliant (See Yankee ingenuity) - check * Standoffish - meh * Believe they are intellectually superior - check * Elitist - check * Have funny accents; use slang words like "wicked" - people from CT have no accents of any kind. We speak perfectly. * Red Sox fans - check * Hockey fans - Not since you took my team and gave it to a bunch of f&gs. Wow, that was eerily accurate. Edited February 18, 2007 by AtomicCEO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Interesting that Texas is the only state listed in the "regional" section. Hawaii was also listed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Midwesterners (where i am from) * obsessed with sports, particularly basketball and American football - A lot more with football * polite, quiet - yes, especially the latter * comfortable in sub-zero weather - yes * nasal accent - i think so * love beer, brats & kraut - yes, yes and no * German or Polish, Swedish or Norwegian ancestry - part of the first 2 * tall - 6'3" * farmers or farm-hands - * know about agriculture and agribusiness - not too much * moderate, "common sense" political beliefs - somewhat * stolid, upstanding citizens - should it be "solid"? * laconic - yes * "hayseeds" - * cow tipping - i hadn't done it * boring - yes : * live in small towns - people in other parts of the country think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 * stolid, upstanding citizens - should it be "solid"? Nope. Stolid is correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Nope. Stolid is correct. I was thinking more of the context of the phrase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 I am a good American: * Affinity for firearms, "Gun-Toting" yes * Never got over the war in Vietnam yes * Highly ignorant of the world outside America, and to some extent of their own country outside their home state no * Aggressive, Confrontational, Militaristic, has one of the most effective militaries in the world yes * Overweight lost 15 pounds but still al little, yes * Obsessed by success and outward wealth: the American Dream yes * Love fast food yes * Obnoxious, especially as tourists and expatriots no * Wasteful, Greedy yes * Adventurous, Courageous yes * Naive in the extreme no * Rednecks no * Love to kill YES!!! * Affinity for size, "the bigger the better" yes * Racist no * Mawkish/Syrupy TV shows no * Loud in public no * Hate the French yes * Don't like to learn foreign languages; think everyone should speak English yes * Zealous Christians God no. * Willing to take over Canada, just to prove a point yes * Loves beer and steaks yes * Often referred to as "zionist infidels" yes * Interbreed with relatives no * Obsessed with saying muslims are terrorists yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 (edited) Southern Californians * Valley Girl, surfer, tech wizard, or movie star - Um, no. * Boast of economic superiority over other states - Well it's true! * Superficial and shallow, obsessed with image - Not even close. * Supports technology advances - Who doesn't? * Has gone through several plastic surgeries - If you count Achilles tendon and hernia repair "plastic surgery" * Spends hours in traffic - Not anymore. Wait, Austin has SoCal-esque traffic. * Health conscious - * Tans alot - Not really. * Sexy blond women - * Constant highway chases - Huh? * Good driver skills - * Spend all day at the beach - Never really did this when living in SoCal. * Eat at fancy restaurants - No. * Youth is internet savvy over other states - Kids are whizzes in any state. * Have affinity for bold ideas and entrepreneurship - * Fondness for the word "dude" - OK I admit it. Dude. * Find it hard to conceive of living some place else - Texans * Owns a ranch - Not yet. * Speaks with a twang - Hopefully never. * Drive Trucks - Check. * Oil Money - I worked on the real estate side of gas stations. * Conservative - Depends. * Obsessed with Guns - Not really. * Support Capital punishment - Depends. * Racist - Depends on your definition. * Support big business - * Like everything "big" -- big cars, big hair, big houses, big food servings - * Fat People (Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio are routinely amongst the "Fattest Cities in America") - * Great deal of pride in their own state (i.e. "Don't Mess With Texas!" bumper stickers) - I'm startin' to feel the Texas pride, yes. * Ten gallon hats, cowboy boots, Wrangler jeans, and huge metal belt buckles - Not yet. * Shop at Wal*Mart - Monthly. * Women try to look like cowboys - * Women over-do the chemicals: frizzed fake blond hair, artificial nails, & tan too much - That's just Dallas. * Like country music and two-stepping - Check. Edited February 18, 2007 by darin3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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