spain Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 (edited) I only know a few. Perhaps you can add to the list: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have Shi11y time. Man who stand on toilet high on pot. Man who smoke pot choke on handle. Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. Man who have women on ground have piece on earth. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Take many nails to make a crib but one screw to fill it. Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with stinky fingers Edited March 4, 2007 by spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Confusious? Do you mean Confusedious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 To learn and practice what is learned time and again is pleasure, is it not? To have friends come from afar is happiness, is it not? To be unperturbed when unappreciated by others is gentlemanly, is it not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 ...he who fart in church sit in own pew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Confucius say "Rape impossible. Woman with skirt up run faster than man with pants down". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Man who live in glass house, changes in basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 ...crowded elevator always smell different to midget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 ...crowded elevator always smell different to midget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codwagon Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 seven day honeymoon make whole week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Woman who keep man in dog house find him in cat house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 ...he who fart in church sit in own pew. I've never heard that one before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 " He who pee into wind all wet" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 .........Go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky/stinky fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Man who put hands in pants, feel cocky all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Man who put hands in pants, feel cocky all day. Well that explains a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I believe confiscius said ; We chinese , we play joke , we make pee pee in your coke " I believe he also said : " Made in America ...Don't make me Raff" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 (edited) Man with hand in pocket feel cocky Damn you RR... beat me to it Edited March 5, 2007 by T_bone65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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