irish Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up with the term "doing the laundry" to use in place of "having sex." This made them both more comfortable with the whole concept. Well, the first night of their honeymoon was wonderful. They "did the laundry" 5 times that first night. In the middle of the night the new husband woke up, and he was ready to do the laundry again. He gently shook his new wife and asked her, "Can we do the laundry again?" but she was very tired. She told him that she just couldn't do it again just yet. Maybe in the morning. A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. What he had asked for wasn't unreasonable, and she decided she should go ahead and "do the laundry" with him again. She gently shook him and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I denied you... We can do the laundry again if you want," He replied, "That's ok... It was a small load... I did it by hand." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tonorator Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 after 5 times my washer would be out of service for some time. i think the most i've ever done it was twice in one night, to the best of my memory. i'm curious if anyone has done it more than 3 times in a night and if so, did you tell your wives about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 after 5 times my washer would be out of service for some time. i think the most i've ever done it was twice in one night, to the best of my memory. i'm curious if anyone has done it more than 3 times in a night and if so, did you tell your wives about it? Any more than 3 and I'm pretty sure my nuts would've exploded. As it was it had the reverse effect where I felt like I had such blue balls you would've thought I hadn't gotten any in a couple months. I haven't pulled a double/triple-header in phew... I can't even remember. Regardless, I can't imagine anyone going for 5 times in one night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Maybe back in college when I was in decent physical shape I could pull off a 4 or 5 in one night.... now.. I'm happy to get one a week... j/k.. two a night not bad... went for 3 my last anniversary... but it was spread out over the course of the night/morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 About the second or third day of our honeymoon was pretty fun filled. Way more fun filled than any day anyone posting above me has ever had. That's all I'm gonna say about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 About the second or third day of our honeymoon was pretty fun filled. Way more fun filled than any day anyone posting above me has ever had. That's all I'm gonna say about that. Come on pu ss y, details... that's all we fellas here at the huddle care about is the details not some generic "It was a fun-filled day, we had more fun than any of you." B.S. Oh and some nice pics wouldn't hurt either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Come on pu ss y, details... that's all we fellas here at the huddle care about is the details not some generic "It was a fun-filled day, we had more fun than any of you." B.S. Oh and some nice pics wouldn't hurt either. It means he gave his wife a dirty sanchez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Did it 6 times in a day with my gf in HS. Probably have only gone 3 times in a day since. But then again, those 3 times and longer and better than the 6 way back when. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Come on pu ss y, details... that's all we fellas here at the huddle care about is the details not some generic "It was a fun-filled day, we had more fun than any of you." B.S. Oh and some nice pics wouldn't hurt either. If you care about the details then what he said is likely true. I've gone 3 times (I think). I could probably do about 4 in a night, but at some point it begins to hurt either you or your partner & it's no longer fun. Anybody who says they did it 5 times or more in a night is either a hooker, a porn star, a sadist/masochist or a liar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 (edited) Maybe back in college when I was in decent physical shape I could pull off a 4 or 5 in one night.... now.. I'm happy to get one a week... j/k.. two a night not bad... went for 3 my last anniversary... but it was spread out over the course of the night/morning. If you care about the details then what he said is likely true. I've gone 3 times (I think). I could probably do about 4 in a night, but at some point it begins to hurt either you or your partner & it's no longer fun. Anybody who says they did it 5 times or more in a night is either a hooker, a porn star, a sadist/masochist or a liar. So I guess I am to assume that Big Country is either a hooker or porn star. I knew you were special B.C. That works either way as I can see how Big Country would be a good name for either. You slut B.C. Edited April 3, 2007 by irish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 So I guess I am to assume that Big Country is either a hooker or porn star. I knew you were special B.C. That works either way as I can see how Big Country would be a good name for either. You slut B.C. While the "C" in BC does not neccessarily mean country And I never said I did 4 or 5 in a night, just that I probably could have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 While the "C" in BC does not neccessarily mean country And I never said I did 4 or 5 in a night, just that I probably could have. Ahh, now you're just being modest, Big Cumtry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Pat!!! Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 My record 8 times in a 24 hr period with girlfriend in college. If I tried that today, think I'd have a heart attack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 So I guess I am to assume that Big Country is either a hooker or porn star. I knew you were special B.C. That works either way as I can see how Big Country would be a good name for either. You slut B.C. Didn't say it couldn't be done, just that it wouldn't be very pleasurable after a certain point. While the "C" in BC does not neccessarily mean country And I never said I did 4 or 5 in a night, just that I probably could have. Big C*nt? Bunz is going to smack me for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Ahh, now you're just being modest, Big Cumtry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 (edited) 5 times once in college..2 in a row with no break and no suppliments about a year ago. My wife is tired of hearing about that one..I refer to it as "2 in a row" like its "The catch" or something..Ill say things like . Do you remember " 2 in a row" and shes like Edited April 4, 2007 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Ill say things like . Do you remember " 2 in a row" and shes like Probably because that was what she was doing on the 2nd session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Probably because that was what she was doing on the 2nd session. and the first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 after 5 times my washer would be out of service for some time. i think the most i've ever done it was twice in one night, to the best of my memory. i'm curious if anyone has done it more than 3 times in a night and if so, did you tell your wives about it? 7 times (yes, it was several years ago ) is the record at the Neutron house. Carbs and lube. Now twice in one night requires a chick flick and a nice dinner. I'm demanding that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeeman Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 My record 8 times in a 24 hr period with girlfriend in college. If I tried that today, think I'd have a heart attack assuming you're not a big liar.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 When I was dating, there would be a few times during the double feature at the drive-in. Never multiple times during a day anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REZ Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 6 times while in High School spread over a whole day. No way in hell can I do that anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 6 in college with a nympho - all day marathon. I had to almost glue it back on afterwards. Now...2x max. Anymore and I won't be able to move the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted April 4, 2007 Author Share Posted April 4, 2007 I had to almost glue it back on afterwards. Now...2x max. Anymore and I won't be able to move the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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