H8tank Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 So me and the tyke are feeding our border collie some breakfast this am, the two cats are milling about... when we heard the screech of cat being eaten, as fast as it happened, it was over, but the damage had been done. Kitten decided it wanted some of the dogs food... I told the kid, "See, this is why you NEVER approach a dog when they are eating." The cat, a kitten really, a few months old, was now under the truck, panting profusely and making some weird meowing/moaning sounds. I pick the limp, no-blood, unmoving kitten up in both hands and took her inside, laid her down on the carpet... where she was sprawled, unmoving, panting heavily... pissed herself... eyes rolled up back into her head. Of course this has upset my 5 year old something feirce, and she is now crying, (wedgie, please try and control your glee... ) as I try and explain the cat may not make it... but we have to go, so we say a little prayer and leave. That was 4 hours ago, house is empty until at least 3 more hours... what are the odds the cat is alive/dead? Anyone want some action? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Michael Vick is a Huddler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I got 10$ it lives through the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted June 18, 2007 Author Share Posted June 18, 2007 I got 10$ it lives through the night Schit, for $10 I'll kill it. Life partner asked what we're gonna do if its dead, I say if Em isn't around I chunk it in the river. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Schit, for $10 I'll kill it. Life partner asked what we're gonna do if its dead, I say if Em isn't around I chunk it in the river. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I got 28 cents that says the cat was just playing rope-a-dope and fights back mercilessly once the dog gets tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 My neighbors when I was a kid had a similar experience except the dog ended up biting off the kittens head. Just a little bit gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted June 18, 2007 Author Share Posted June 18, 2007 ... the cat... is alive. A little slow, but alive none the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 ... the cat... is alive. A little slow, but alive none the less. with eight lives remaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Bringing it to a vet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted June 18, 2007 Author Share Posted June 18, 2007 Bringing it to a vet ? Vet, $100, min. Cat replacement, $0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Cats make good dog food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Vet, $100, min. Cat replacement, $0. Classic animal abuser, priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 (edited) Forgot who I was dealing with when I asked if cat would be brought to vet For child's sake figured would be healthier to make an effort to bring cat to a vet , rather than leave it suffering and dying in your living room...my bad ...carry on Edited June 18, 2007 by isleseeya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Forgot who I was dealing with when I asked if cat would be brought to vet Well, I'm thinking the budget is a bit tight around the H8 compound these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codwagon Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Well, I'm thinking the budget is a bit tight around the H8 compound these days. Thank you Nancy Pelosi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Forgot who I was dealing with when I asked if cat would be brought to vet For child's sake figured would be healthier to make an effort to bring cat to a vet , rather than leave it suffering and dying in your living room...my bad ...carry on Exactly. He's probably already thrown it into the river. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 What? I love cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Something is very wrong with me and I admit it. I not telling why but several times this post has made me chuckle. I am going straight to hell, btw. Oh and did I ever tell the story of the kitten that got tossed into the laundry? It did not make it through the dryer cycle and I could make my wife feel guilty for at least a year over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Something is very wrong with me and I admit it. I not telling why but several times this post has made me chuckle. I am going straight to hell, btw. I laughed at alexgaddis's Mr. Wizard joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 What? I love cats. I have to admit. That was pretty creative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I laughed at alexgaddis's Mr. Wizard joke. skylive now hates you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 skylive now hates you. I'll never believe that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I laughed at alexgaddis's Mr. Wizard joke. you weren't the only one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I'm really surprised no one has brought up chili recipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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