Seattle LawDawg Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 I couldn't F*** no girl like that. I'd just want to get her naked in bed, Lay down beside her, lean over every now and again, and call her B^tch!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Ah, Goodfellas. Joe Pesci was awesome in that, but at the same time he was a prick. Can anyone quote the seen when someone says he's funny? Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny. Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny? Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy. [laughs] Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What? Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything. Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it? Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong. Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how? Henry Hill: Jus... Tommy DeVito: What? Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny. Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f**ked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f**kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what? Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f**k am I funny, what the f**k is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny! Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the f**k out of here, Tommy! Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherf**ker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Police Officer: Can you describe the jammies, sir? Nathan Arizona: I DON'T KNOW, THEY WERE JAMMIES. . .THEY HAD YODAS AND S**T ON 'EM!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Employee of the Month (not the one with Simpson) I laugh my ass off everytime I see it David Walsh: Whisper, do you have a boyfriend? Whisper: Yeah. David Walsh: What would you do if he was having sex with another girl? Whisper: Play with her tits? David Walsh: You just gave a dead woman's bracelet, To an eighteen year old stripper, Who's gonna SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS !!! you in the parking lot, While you snort crank off a hunting knife. Jack: Your point is? Jack: You ever watch figure skating, man? David Walsh: Please don't talk. I've got a lot on my mind. Jack: I'm not into the sushi, but Michelle Kwan... David Walsh: What are you doing? Can we just sit here and not talk? Can we do that? Let's just try and do that. Jack: I'd suck sake out of her ass in front of my grandmother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 --frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn --I've always depended upon the kindness of strangers --Thank you very little --I'm pretty f'n far from okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f**king big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f**king fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing f**king junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f**ked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Borat when he was talking to the feminists ...I had no idea what this man was saying to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 DON'T STAND THERE GAWKING, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE HAND OF GOD BEFORE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclones Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 (edited) Tombstone is loaded with them from Doc Holliday; "Wyatt, I am rolling." "That's latin...apparently Mr. Ringo is an educated man....now I really hate him." "I've got two guns....one for each of ya." "You, know, Frederick F'ing Chopin." "Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave." "Oh I beg to differ sir. We started a game we never got to finish. Play for blood, remember?" <Ringo> "I was just...foolin' about." <Holliday> "I wasn't." "Nonsense! I have not yet begun to defile myself." "Oh, Ike, maybe poker's just not your game....I know...let's have a spelling contest." "Say When." And of course the topper - "I'm your huckleberry." Edited August 6, 2007 by Cyclones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thews40 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Westley: Give us the gate key. Yellin: I have no gate key. Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off. Yellin: Oh, you mean *this* gate key. GOODSPEED: So you ended up here. Which brings me to the next question. You broke out, let me see if I can get this straight. You went through the incinerator chute, under the mine closet - that was really cool by the way - under the steam engine, and into the systern, but how, in the name of Zeus' BUTT-HOLE did you get out of your cell? I only ask because in our current situation, that could prove to be useful information, maybe! MASON: Trade secrets, my son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Army of Darkness has some great ones! Ash: Clatto Verata Ni(cough-cough) Wiseman: When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words? Ash: Yeah, basically. Wiseman: Did you speak the exact words? Ash: Look, maybe I didn't say every tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah. Ash: Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Charley Bowdre: Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us? "Dirty Steve": Because we're in the spirit world, El Guapo. They can't see us. "Dirty Steve": Did you guys see the size of that chicken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy n Dirty Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Page 4 and not a mention of Shawshank Redemption. Could use just about anything Morgan Freeman says in the entire movie, here's a couple: Red: These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. Heywood: Sega!. I could never get like that. Prisoner: Oh yeah? Say that when you been here as long as Brooks has. Red: Goddamn right. They send you here for life, and that's exactly what they take. The part that counts, anyway. Red: Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that sh!t, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundaynfl Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Alien: "Ya, but it's a dry heat." The Donger; "No more yanky my wanky the Donger need food!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 "Darling. Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the f**k in!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeductiveNun Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Yippee ki yay motherfu**er Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 (edited) Lebowski: Isn't that what makes a man? Dude: Mmmm. Sure, that and a pair of testicles. Bunny Lebowski: Ulli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist. Dude: Ah. That must be exhausting. Dude: Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm f**king married? The toilet seat's up, man! Dude: Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. Thug: Where's the money, Lebowski? Where's the f**king money, s**thead? (dunks the Dude's head into the toilet) Dude: It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look. Walter: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't f**king ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as Sega! DON'T F**CKING ROLL! Shomer shabbos! Girl in Porno: You must be here to fix the cable. Maude: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from there. . . Dude: He fixes the cable?. . . The Big Lebowski is just a goldmine for this thread. . . Edited August 7, 2007 by SheikYerbuti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Thug: Where's the money, Lebowski? Where's the f**king money, s**thead? (dunks the Dude's head into the toilet)Dude: It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look. The Big Lebowski is just a goldmine for this thread. . . One of my favorites... And yeah, a definite gold mine. Fletch has a bunch, too. Let me recall a few more of my favorites here.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Some Fletch favorites: Fletch: I'm John. Gail Stanwyk: Ohhhh, John. [they laugh] Gail Stanwyk: John who? Fletch: John Cock... tos... ton. Gail Stanwyk: That's a beautiful name. Fletch: Well, it's Scotch/Romanian. Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination. Fletch: Yeah, well, so were my parents. --- [Fletch is being interrogated by Chief Karlin and is giving him attitude] Chief Karlin: So, what's your name? Fletch: Fletch. Chief Karlin: Full name? Fletch: Fletch F. Fletch. Chief Karlin: I see, And what do you do for a living, Mr. Fletch? Fletch: I'm a shepherd. Chief Karlin: [to the arresting officers] Officers, could you excuse us for a few moments? Fletch: Yeah, why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other. Chief Karlin: Why are you doing this, Mr. Fletch? Fletch: I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you. --- [Fletch has just been incarcerated by the chief of police] Fletch: Can't keep me here, chief. Chief Karlin: Maybe I'm not going to keep you in here. Maybe I'm going to blow your brains out. Fletch: Well, now, I'm no lawyer, but I do believe that's a violation of my rights. --- Fletch: Can't do that, Frank. Fat Sam isn't the story, there's a source behind him. Frank Walker: Who? Fletch: Well, there we're in kind of a grey area. Frank Walker: How grey? Fletch: Charcoal. --- and of course... Willy: What the hell you need ball bearings for? Fletch: Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course. [leans arm on hot engine part] Fletch: Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 not from a movie, but i'll never forget potsie webber scanning a playboy centerfold and saying, "man, how would you like to see a sweater on that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seminoles Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 (edited) I think a very underrated movie that deserves mention is Analyze This...everytime i watch it the one liners kill me. "Get a dictionary. Find out what this "closure" thing is. If that's what he's going to hit us with, I want to be ready" Edited August 8, 2007 by seminoles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Well, it all started when I was just 13 years of age. One day, while walking with some friends, I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. BIG MISTAKE! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I smelled it, she decreed I would forevermore BE HE WHO DEALT IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Well, it all started when I was just 13 years of age. One day, while walking with some friends, I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. BIG MISTAKE! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I smelled it, she decreed I would forevermore BE HE WHO DEALT IT! Mystery Men... I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Mystery Men... I like it! Yeah, another one chock full of funny stuff Mr. Furious: I am one Pantera's Box you do not want to open. Casanova Frankenstein: That's PANDORA'S Box. . . Mr. Furious: Uh, don't correct me. . .it sickens me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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