Perchoutofwater Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Does anyone really care what she says? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted August 28, 2007 Author Share Posted August 28, 2007 Does anyone really care what she says? Listen, chick is hot. Don't get me wrong, but she's not so one-of-a-kind smoking hot that you could tolerate whatever insanely frustrating BS you'd have to endure to get to where you really needed this thing to go. I mean, she looks like a particularly nice version of what typically comes from affluent darwinism. That is, wealthy dudes pull attractive mates, they make pretty children with money who pull attractive mates, who make prettier children with money, etc. The result, enough 18 year old girls about as hot as her that you can selectively salivate over the ones that don't make you want to cram sharp things into your ears when they talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Listen, chick is hot. Don't get me wrong, but she's not so one-of-a-kind smoking hot that you could tolerate whatever insanely frustrating BS you'd have to endure to get to where you really needed this thing to go. I mean, she looks like a particularly nice version of what typically comes from affluent darwinism. That is, wealthy dudes pull attractive mates, they make pretty children with money who pull attractive mates, who make prettier children with money, etc. The result, enough 18 year old girls about as hot as her that you can selectively salivate over the ones that don't make you want to cram sharp things into your ears when they talk. I believe...um...we should...like make out...such as and I feel...I like stuff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 All the Paris Hiltons of the world have to start somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Where is the guy always talking about NC co-ed when a celebrity's hawtness is being discussed? Tal about a prime thread for his assertion he is making time with half the co-eds at NC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted August 28, 2007 Author Share Posted August 28, 2007 Where is the guy always talking about NC co-ed when a celebrity's hawtness is being discussed? Tal about a prime thread for his assertion he is making time with half the co-eds at NC. For the record, I am not "making time" with half the coeds at UNC. Not only am I happily married... well let's just say that I'm not making time with half the coeds at UNC. My point is simply that you could walk through campus and see no shortage of girls at least as hot as her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Where is the guy always talking about NC co-ed when a celebrity's hawtness is being discussed? Tal about a prime thread for his assertion he is making time with half the co-eds at NC. Holden Caulfield, is that you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 (edited) For the record, I am not "making time" with half the coeds at UNC. Not only am I happily married... well let's just say that I'm not making time with half the coeds at UNC. My point is simply that you could walk through campus and see no shortage of girls at least as hot as her. Ahahaha I forgot that it was YOU detlef. Holden Caulfield, is that you? Ok, now that's funny. A Catcher in the Rye reference in the tailgate. Must be classics day. I believe To Kill a Mockingbird is being discussed in another thread. Edited August 28, 2007 by cre8tiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 As amazing as that was, you have to know that she will end up marrying some rich doctor or attorney and never work a day in her life so who gets the last laugh? The rich attorney husband who was smart enough to get a prenup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 i understood exactly the point she was trying to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted August 28, 2007 Author Share Posted August 28, 2007 i understood exactly the point she was trying to make. You also think evolution is a bunch of hooey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 You also think evolution is a bunch of hooey. Now that's just rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted August 28, 2007 Author Share Posted August 28, 2007 Now that's just rude. That's about a 2 on the huddle rudeness scale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 That's about a 2 on the huddle rudeness scale. true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 i understood exactly the point she was trying to make. Quiet, you. You're obviously drunk on jellyfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackass Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Cut the girl some slack. I'm sure she's under a lot of pressure up there. It was kind of a stupid question anyway. i'm sure it makes everyone feel so smart see others fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Cut the girl some slack. I'm sure she's under a lot of pressure up there. It was kind of a stupid question anyway. i'm sure it makes everyone feel so smart see others fail. Oh, you're just trying to get in her pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 That was a complete disaster ...maybe worst response i have ever seen by anyone with a microphone in their face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffraff Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 She'll be a fine US American. Pete Garbacki said "the only intelligent thing she did was to specify 'U.S. Americans.' Canadians and Mexicans are also 'Americans' technically. We are of the United States. That is actually an intelligent thing that many of your readers are too dense to understand." This was accurate. North, Central, and South Americans are all Americans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 This was accurate. North, Central, and South Americans are all Americans. Now I'm lumped in with this chick. I think if you asked Canadians if they are Americans they might punch you in the face. Mexicans on the other hand might be a different story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKF Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 She's hot, she's blonde, who would even listen to what comes out of her mouth. I just want to bang her a couple of times before she marries DMD's doctor or lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Now I'm lumped in with this chick. I think if you asked Canadians if they are Americans they might punch you in the face. Mexicans on the other hand might be a different story. actually they get mad... " stupid southerners dont know geography" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 if you asked Canadians if they are Americans they might punch you in the face. Nah, a Canadian would wait for another American to come along and ask him to punch you in the face. They depend on America for all their protection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted August 29, 2007 Author Share Posted August 29, 2007 Cut the girl some slack. I'm sure she's under a lot of pressure up there. It was kind of a stupid question anyway. i'm sure it makes everyone feel so smart see others fail. Which is precisely why I didn't expect the most insightful response of all time. However, there's a long way between totally nailing the answer and babbling on about S Africa and "the Iraq". I mean, she said "the Iraq" twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Nah, a Canadian would wait for another American to come along and ask him to punch you in the face. They depend on America for all their protection. Very true, especially the French Canadians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.