Dont Rookie Me........ Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I hope God has him on his fantasy team..cause he's on two of mine. This statement was referring to the hand of God that helped Kitna win that game last week. It made me laugh and got me thinking a little It is obvious that God does not have Kitna on his/her team if anything God was playing against him. Also Who plays against God? I mean he/she really only has one opponent that has a fighting chance? What are the stakes? My $25 pool seems so minuscule when one can play for 25 souls or something useful. Most likely all one week wonders would be the work of Lucifer. For instance I am thinking that The Fallen Angel definitely had Derek Anderson on his team this week. God having to many other things to worry about could not watch the Clev/Cin game and the devil knew it! That is why the Devil had Frye traded and that is why The Prince of Darkness is so sneaky! God did however look at the starting line ups sometime before the game and saw the good ole Lucifer was starting Kitna, hence the hand of God did touch Kitna, but only to sit him down for a while and cool off his numbers. This also troubles me because this means that God may have forsaken my Steelers and they are 2-0. Does this mean that they play for another deity? Who is it and would I root for that team if I knew? What the heck did the Saints do in the off season as they definitely pissed someone off? One would think that the Dallas cowboys have sealed their fate with Pacman Jones for sure? How long does his draft take and how many players would he have? I almost sure he would have drafted 12 of them in 7 days...this I am certain of. To date we definitely know God does not have Drew Brees Larry Johnson Lee Evans Tony G Omare and the Carolina D on his team. I can only hope that at some point they hit the waivers so that God is forced to pick them up both fantasy football wise and statistically. Anyways just a random rant as I was bored and I always find it amusing when athletes attribute anything in sports to God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 So who exactly would the other owners in God's league be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Rookie Me........ Posted September 20, 2007 Author Share Posted September 20, 2007 Lucifer Jesus Gabriel after that I am stumped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pig devilz Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 did ya hear about that Politician that sued God?....true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Lucifer Jesus Gabriel after that I am stumped! But if God is all knowing ... why would anybody play with him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 But if God is all knowing ... why would anybody play with him? Because he's not a cheater. I'm sure he implements some kind of handicap. Are you implying that God is a cheater? A poor sport? I take offense to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Rookie Me........ Posted September 20, 2007 Author Share Posted September 20, 2007 But if God is all knowing ... why would anybody play with him? Has that ever stopped The Fallen Angel before? I am sure the devil is game on this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 This statement was referring to the hand of God that helped Kitna win that game last week. It made me laugh and got me thinking a little It is obvious that God does not have Kitna on his/her team if anything God was playing against him. Also Who plays against God? I mean he/she really only has one opponent that has a fighting chance? What are the stakes? My $25 pool seems so minuscule when one can play for 25 souls or something useful. Most likely all one week wonders would be the work of Lucifer. For instance I am thinking that The Fallen Angel definitely had Derek Anderson on his team this week. God having to many other things to worry about could not watch the Clev/Cin game and the devil knew it! That is why the Devil had Frye traded and that is why The Prince of Darkness is so sneaky! God did however look at the starting line ups sometime before the game and saw the good ole Lucifer was starting Kitna, hence the hand of God did touch Kitna, but only to sit him down for a while and cool off his numbers. This also troubles me because this means that God may have forsaken my Steelers and they are 2-0. Does this mean that they play for another deity? Who is it and would I root for that team if I knew? What the heck did the Saints do in the off season as they definitely pissed someone off? One would think that the Dallas cowboys have sealed their fate with Pacman Jones for sure? How long does his draft take and how many players would he have? I almost sure he would have drafted 12 of them in 7 days...this I am certain of. To date we definitely know God does not have Drew Brees Larry Johnson Lee Evans Tony G Omare and the Carolina D on his team. I can only hope that at some point they hit the waivers so that God is forced to pick them up both fantasy football wise and statistically. Anyways just a random rant as I was bored and I always find it amusing when athletes attribute anything in sports to God. So sad. A drunk post and so early in the day at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOKIDKOKID Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 (edited) Also in the league would be the arch angel Michael, the Beast, and the Anti-Christ. KO'd Edited September 20, 2007 by KOKIDKOKID Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Jesus Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Romo Addai Jamal Lewis S Smith Moss D Clark J Reed Texans D He's 2-0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Are we talking about the former University of Providence basketball player? (God Shamgod)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vet Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I'm pretty sure that god is the commissioner of his own league. And since he can manipulate the laws of space and time, he could easily go in and change his starting line-up after the fact to play the players who scored the most points....nevermind the thunderbolts and lightnig he could throw at his opponents kicker during a clutch FG attempt. (I think god's opponent must have had Janikowski this week.) One thing I know for sure, is that god doesn't use cbs.sportsline.com...because if he did, he would make it work much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazysight Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 (edited) I'm pretty sure that god is the commissioner of his own league. And since he can manipulate the laws of space and time, he could easily go in and change his starting line-up after the fact to play the players who scored the most points....nevermind the thunderbolts and lightnig he could throw at his opponents kicker during a clutch FG attempt. (I think god's opponent must have had Janikowski this week.) One thing I know for sure, is that god doesn't use cbs.sportsline.com...because if he did, he would make it work much better. God would never do such a thing. God is fair and just, and would give everybody in God's league a fair shake when it came to winning the fantasy football title. If God still won, it would only be due to God's superior drafting ability, quick-draw waiver wire moves, and lineup submission efficiency and foresight. (Post edited by God) Edited September 20, 2007 by Crazysight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I always ask God for the lottery numbers to make sure it's really Him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satelliteoflovegm Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Would God post a "Rate my team" post? ...and would Grits be a Megan Fox to him? Yes and Yes He could play Jabu h2h each week. You know, get revenge for him saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I'm pretty sure that god is the commissioner of his own league. And since he can manipulate the laws of space and time, he could easily go in and change his starting line-up after the fact to play the players who scored the most points....nevermind the thunderbolts and lightnig he could throw at his opponents kicker during a clutch FG attempt. (I think god's opponent must have had Janikowski this week.) One thing I know for sure, is that god doesn't use cbs.sportsline.com...because if he did, he would make it work much better. I'm pretty sure your termed to eternal perdition for not capitalizing God when talking about her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Lets just hope God isnt playing in the MVP Challenge!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Lets just hope God isnt playing in the MVP Challenge!! This member? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 This member? hahaha "God doesn't have a personal statement currently. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardinalEmpire.com Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 (edited) God's only 31? This is really going to throw a kink into the Creationists' theories on the world. Edited September 20, 2007 by CardinalEmpire.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Rookie Me........ Posted September 20, 2007 Author Share Posted September 20, 2007 God's only 31? This is really going to throw a kink into the Creationists' theories on the world. I think that is 31 in God years which are way longer then God! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Has someone put Mohammad in the league?? I'm sure he would want to play.... just have to make sure the media doesn't judge him unfairly and wind up drawing any caricatures of him!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Also in the league would be the arch angel Michael, the Beast, and the Anti-Christ. Hugh 0ne? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Lucifer Jesus Gabriel after that I am stumped! God, Jesus, Micheal, Raphael , Uriel, and Sariel are in the Holy Conference Lucifer, Asmodai, Azazel, Belial, Baal, and Lilith are in the Red Hot Confernce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Odin would kick all there arses.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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