dmarc117 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/en_nm/norris_lawsuit_dc NEW YORK (Reuters) - Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him. The book capitalizes on "mythical facts" that have been circulating on the Internet since 2005 that poke fun at Norris' tough-guy image and super-human abilities, the suit said. It includes such humorous "facts" as "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried" and "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits," the suit said, as well as "Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 (edited) When Chuck Norris does a push up he isnt pushing his body up..He is pushing the earth down Edited December 23, 2007 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, its a Chucktatorship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Underneath Chuck Norris' beard, there is not a chin... only another fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Tedy Bruschi thinks Chuck Norris is a enchilada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 (edited) When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he doesn't get wet, the lake get's Chuck Norrised. Edited December 23, 2007 by Puddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Little known Ob-Gyn fact: Chuck Norris invented the cesarean section when he round-house kicked his way out of his mother's womb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seattle LawDawg Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I own this book. Should I be worried? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 NEW YORK (Reuters) - Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin Must be an imposter. The real Chuck Norris wouldn't sue. He'd give the entire publishing firm a roundhouse kick to the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunther Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 (edited) I liked this one from that link: When you spell "Chuck Norris" in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Edited December 25, 2007 by Gunther Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Mike Huckabee now has my vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 (edited) Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. Edited December 26, 2007 by JoJoTheWebToedBoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 (edited) NASA wants us to believe that a very expensive probe collected rocks from Mars It was actually chuck norris who collected those rocks and he made it to Mars and back in less than 14 minutes Edited December 26, 2007 by isleseeya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 NASA wants us to believe that a very expensive probe collected rocks from Mars It was actually chuck norris who collected those rocks and he made it to Mars and back in less than 14 minutes Does anybody besides the mentally challenged t00ls here actually find this at all humorous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 (edited) Does anybody besides the mentally challenged t00ls here actually find this at all humorous? maybe some do, maybe some dont ...if you do not its understandable ...but again thank you for your valuable time ....i am sure there are some people who need fishing licenses or extra ketchup right now that need your attention more than the Huddle does Edited December 26, 2007 by isleseeya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 maybe some do No, I don't think anyone does. Maybe one of yukes 1st graders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Ok H8 I will try harder to be funnier next time so it can impress you ...because its extremely important to me to impress you Happy new year by the way and wishing you the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Chuck Norris can get blackjack with just one card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 (edited) Chuck can divide by zero. Edited December 26, 2007 by BiggieFries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Chuck Norris can get blackjack with just one card. So can Bugs Bunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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