whomper Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 (edited) Lets just use this thread to make up Brett Favre stories I remember reading once that on her death bed Mother Theresa was asked if she had any regrets in life. Her answer was yes. She regretted not being more like Brett Favre. Go Edited March 5, 2008 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Oh sure...what's next? I fully expect some of you to start comparing Favre to Teddy Bruschi. That's just taking things over the line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturphy Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I hear he's going to work for the government. They are going to use his rocket arm and his knack for throwing interceptions to take out (intercept) ICBMs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I heard that somebody used Favre and Brushchi in the same sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 They have renamed the 30 days before March 4th. New Lent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I heard that somebody used Favre and Brushchi in the same sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I heard that somebody used Favre and Brushchi in the same sentence. Tedi sacked Brett twice in SB XXXI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha-z Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Tedi sacked Brett twice in SB XXXI. I heard the Pat's still lost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I heard they are making a new Delta Force movie - Delta Force 4 , Starring Brett Favre. In this one, he kills Chuck Norris. Thats right, Brett Favre kills Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturphy Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Tedi sacked Brett twice in SB XXXI. fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha-z Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I heard they are making a new Delta Force movie - Delta Force 4 , Starring Brett Favre. In this one, he kills Chuck Norris. Thats right, Brett Favre kills Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wears Brett Favre underwear!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturphy Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I heard that Roger Staubach once saved a woman trapped under her car by lifting it up with one arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I heard that Brett is donating his arm to science so they can cure cancer..and maybe AIDS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I heard that Roger Staubach once saved a woman trapped under her car by lifting it up with one arm. did he use Brett Favre's arm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I heard that Brett is donating his arm to science so they can cure cancer..and maybe AIDS!! His wife is still fighting cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 His wife is still fighting cancer. that explains this... I hope she does well.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanofnobody Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I heard once Brett swallowed a whole container of painkillers with only one swig of beer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatman Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Mark Chmura remains impressed at Favre's ability to land trim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I remember when Brett beat up Bob Sanders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 So when will someone start posting exaggerations? :ESPN: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanofnobody Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 (edited) I remember when Brett Favre kicked Mark Gastineau in the nuts *wasnt aware you cant insert pics, it was a pic of the Strahan-Favre "sack"* Edited March 5, 2008 by fanofnobody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I won't allow my wife to watch Favre on TV anymore after learning that his sperm is so powerful that it actually travels through HD. I believe to this day that my chid is the love spawn of Brett's HD sperm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fingfootball Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Favre's first pass in the NFL was for a touchdown (not an exaggeration but funny). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Brett Favre screwed the Packers over by announcing now, and not last week thereby screwing their FA plans AND is the All Time Interception Thrower in the NFL. Neither of those are exagerrations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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