Sturphy Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Brett Favre screwed the Packers over by announcing now, and not last week thereby screwing their FA plans AND is the All Time Interception Thrower in the NFL. Neither of those are exagerrations. Bears fan ain't sad to see him go, that's for sure. How many starting QB's have you had while he played? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanofnobody Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Bears fan ain't sad to see him go, that's for sure. How many starting QB's have you had while he played? Hell yes they are. Brett Favres QB rating against the Bears the past 3 years: 07: 64 06: 58 05: 48 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturphy Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Hell yes they are. Brett Favres QB rating against the Bears the past 3 years: 07: 64 06: 58 05: 48 How about the other 14? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanofnobody Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 How about the other 14? Does it really matter? They could have lined up Richard Simmons behind center and beaten the bears from 91-04 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Bears fan ain't sad to see him go, that's for sure. How many starting QB's have you had while he played? 19 or 21 - I forget. But I wasn't exagerrating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 okay whomp here are a few : There's something about Mary was almost named there's something about Brett In parts of Wisonsin , people say " please do me a favre" or " thanks for doing that favre for me " President Bush tried to call Brett Favre today to congratulate him on his career and Brett said " President Bush who " and hung up on him Brett threw a football in late August 2003 and it has not yet landed The queen of england offered to give up her throne to Brett , he said no When Brett called Chris Mortensen yesterday and left his message that he was retiring on Mort's answering machine , all other phone calls and telephone lines world wide froze or went down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 There is a TV station in Green Bay named for Favre - WFRV. It got those call letters in the 1950s. (FRV Actually stood for Fox River Valley) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 In a Million years when the super intelligent roaches start drilling for oil, they will accidentally strike Brett Favre's remains, which will provide them with a never-ending roach-friendly supply of energy (well, at least until the Sun becomes a red giant and devours them anyway). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturphy Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Does it really matter? They could have lined up Richard Simmons behind center and beaten the bears from 91-04 Well, clearly QB rating matters to you. You brought it up. He put up some pretty embarrassing games for the Bears over the years. Many of those were in primetime. I'm pretty sure most Bears fans are happy he's retired. QB ratings or not, bad teams or not. And I'm fairly sure Richard Simmons DOES line up behind someones center. Or maybe in front? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha-z Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 And I'm fairly sure Richard Simmons DOES line up behind someones center. Or maybe in front? That's good stuff right there Sturph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanofnobody Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Well, clearly QB rating matters to you. You brought it up. He put up some pretty embarrassing games for the Bears over the years. Many of those were in primetime. I'm pretty sure most Bears fans are happy he's retired. QB ratings or not, bad teams or not. And I'm fairly sure Richard Simmons DOES line up behind someones center. Or maybe in front? Well, we're certain he isn't someones Tight End. :rimshot: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOKIDKOKID Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Well, we're certain he isn't someones Tight End. :rimshot: More likely he's a wide receiver...thank you....thank you...I'll be here all week....remember to tip your waitresses well. KO'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyalboyd Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I heard once Brett swallowed a whole container of painkillers with only one swig of beer! I actually believe this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BumpNRun Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I heard once Brett swallowed a whole container of painkillers with only one swig of beer! I heard he used his chew juice....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wally Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Brett Favre wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I once saw Brett Favre throw a pass so hard that it lodged in the skull of his receiver. The guy died, but he got the first down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 There is a TV station in Green Bay named for Favre - WFRV. It got those call letters in the 1950s. (FRV Actually stood for Fox River Valley) The Fox Cities were named after Favre? Who knew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 I once saw Brett Favre throw a pass so hard that it lodged in the skull of his receiver. The guy died, but he got the first down. I remember that. It was against the Vikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 6, 2008 Author Share Posted March 6, 2008 Wolves wear Brett Favre shirts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 I won't allow my wife to watch Favre on TV anymore after learning that his sperm is so powerful that it actually travels through HD. I believe to this day that my chid is the love spawn of Brett's HD sperm. Get that kid a football! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Brett Favre screwed the Packers over by announcing now, and not last week thereby screwing their FA plans AND is the All Time Interception Thrower in the NFL. Neither of those are exagerrations. Do you seriously believe this????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Do you seriously believe this????? Yes. Screw you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Yes. Screw you. Some Packer fan apparently took a dump on Pope's eggs benedict this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
policyvote Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Brett Favre wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. This is the only one so far that's funny. But it's REALLY funny. Peace policy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Wolves wear Brett Favre shirts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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