Missoula Griz Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 (edited) Its getting to the point I have to put my tennis shoes and Tivas outside just to sleep. Both pairs are pretty much new. I wash my feet daily. Dam! Suggestions would be much appreciated by Mrs. Griz.......and family. Edited August 12, 2008 by Missoula Griz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Baking soda. And count your blessings. My entire body stunk like a spice cabinet today. Working from home has its advantages. But then again, it has its pitfalls too. I finally showered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missoula Griz Posted August 12, 2008 Author Share Posted August 12, 2008 I finally showered. Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Are you regularly wearing socks ? Sometimes if you dont wear socks it brings on the funk. The funk lives in the shoe and gets activated whenever you put the foot in. If you have any ripe shoes you need to get rid of them. baking soda is a good suggestion . I also suggest talcum powder in the socks. and odor eaters in the shoes. Keep em dry and you will be on your way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 I think there's a recognized medical condition for stinking feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 I think there's a recognized medical condition for stinking feet. Yeah, it's called "being male". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Baking soda. And count your blessings. My entire body stunk like a spice cabinet today. Working from home has its advantages. But then again, it has its pitfalls too. I finally showered. You were the kid in elementary school that caused the mandatory talk about showering/deodorizing oneself. I remember sitting in the classroom looking around, and singling out the people that made the talk a necessary one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Yeah, it's called "being male". I knew if I lobbed that softball up, someone would hit it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 You were the kid in elementary school that caused the mandatory talk about showering/deodorizing oneself. I remember sitting in the classroom looking around, and singling out the people that made the talk a necessary one. Funny thing is, I'm typically an "over-shower-er". If I am at a bar with indoor smoking, I have to shower that night before going to bed. I love being squeaky clean. It's just recently - since I've started working for myself and at home most of the time - that I find myself going a day or two without showering. I knew if I lobbed that softball up, someone would hit it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 (edited) I have always had suspect feet. It has gotten better in recent years. When I was in high school I worked at a gas station with some friends. When there were no cars we used to sit in this small booth and watch TV. Sometimes I would take both of my shoes off and leave them in the booth with my friend and I would leave the booth and hold the door closed. I never told him what I was doing I would just wait for the funk to slowly get to him and then watch him fight for his life at the door while I held it closed. Edited August 12, 2008 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 I have always had suspect feet. It has gotten better in recent years. When I was in high school I worked at a gas station with some friends. When there were no cars we used to sit in this small booth and watch TV. Sometimes I would take both of my shoes off and leave them in the booth with my friend and I would leave the booth and hold the door closed. I never told him what I was doing I would just wait for the funk to slowly get to him and then watch him fight for his life at the door while I held it closed. Now that's what I'd call a true gas chamber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Man, a thread tailor-made for cliaz and he's not here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Man, a thread tailor-made for cliaz and he's not here? He prefers the stank of poo to the odor of a man's foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrograde assault Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Tell the wife to sleep up wind. Way up wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missoula Griz Posted August 12, 2008 Author Share Posted August 12, 2008 Tell the wife to sleep up wind. Way up wind. Be nice. I NEED help...Not negatives.. Shiiit stinks so bad I am coughing as I type... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 In the dark Where all the fevers grow Under the water Where the shark bubbles blow In the mornin' By yer radio Do the walls close in t' suffocate ya You ain't got no friends . . . An' all the others: they hate ya Does the life you been livin' gotta go, hmmm? Well, lemme straighten you out About a place I know . . . (Get yer shoes 'n socks on people, It's right aroun' the corner!) Out through the night An' the whispering breezes To the place where they keep The Imaginary Diseases, Out through the night An' the whispering breezes To the place where they keep The Imaginary Diseases, mmm . . . This has to be the disease for you Now scientists call this disease Bromidrosis But us regular folks Who might wear tennis shoes Or an occasional python boot Know this exquisite little inconvenience By the name of: STINK FOOT Y'know, my python boot is too tight I couldn't get it off last night A week went by, an' now it's July I finally got it off An' my girl-friend cry "You got STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT, darlin' Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose! STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I ain't lyin', Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?" Here Fido . . . Fido . . . C'mere little puppy . . . bring the slippers "Arf, arf, arf!" (crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump) Heh heh heh . . . sick . . . Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over An' he looked me straight in the eye An' you know what he said? Once upon a time Somebody say to me (This is a dog talkin' now) What is your Conceptual Continuity? Well, I told him right then (Fido said) It should be easy to see The crux of the biscuit Is the Apostrophe(') Well, you know The man who was talkin' to the dog Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in desbelief) "You can't say that!" He said: "IT DOESN'T, 'n YOU CAN'T! I WON'T, 'n IT DON'T! IT HASN'T, IT ISN'T, IT EVEN AIN'T 'N IT SHOULDN'T . . . IT COULDN'T!" He told me NO NO NO! I told him YES YES YES! I said: "I do it all the time . . . Ain't this boogie a mess!" THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Funny thing is, I'm typically an "over-shower-er". If I am at a bar with indoor smoking, I have to shower that night before going to bed. I love being squeaky clean. It's just recently - since I've started working for myself and at home most of the time - that I find myself going a day or two without showering. +1. It doesnt feel like yer gettin sweaty enough to require a shower but those microbes are feeding on something. After about 2 full days, workin from home, not showering, the deodorant stops working. And on topic: My friends dad was a viietnam vet. He had Jungle Rot. You would walk into his house and ask what that smell was, even if his dad wasnt home. Theres no cure. That's gotta suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 He prefers the stank of poo to the odor of a man's foot. He has a foot fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Try Gold Bond. What you really need to do is be pre-emptive about it. Once the stink is in the shoe, it's almost impossible to get rid of, but if you get new shoes, you can stop the stink from taking over. Buy some new shoes and load up the insides with this: Gold Bond Foot Powder Maximize your performance with Gold Bond Medicated Foot Powder. It absorbs moisture, controls foot odor and odor-causing bacteria, provides maximum strength itch relief, and cools and soothes irritated skin. Look for the foot powder under products here: http://www.goldbond.com/gold-bond-products.html You can buy it at any pharmacy. But like I mentioned, it might not solve the problem on your old shoes completely, but will prevent new shoes from starting to smell for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 You were the kid in elementary school that caused the mandatory talk about showering/deodorizing oneself. I remember sitting in the classroom looking around, and singling out the people that made the talk a necessary one. Every f'n spring there's a stinky kid in the room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Try Gold Bond. What you really need to do is be pre-emptive about it. Once the stink is in the shoe, it's almost impossible to get rid of, but if you get new shoes, you can stop the stink from taking over. Buy some new shoes and load up the insides with this: Gold Bond Foot Powder Look for the foot powder under products here: http://www.goldbond.com/gold-bond-products.html You can buy it at any pharmacy. But like I mentioned, it might not solve the problem on your old shoes completely, but will prevent new shoes from starting to smell for a long time. If you go the new shoe route, make sure that you buy a couple of pairs of shoes so that you can alternate days wearing them as well... I've found that to be helpful. At that point, you should also buy all new socks. And not all socks are equal... the material can do better or worse with the moisture in your feet. Ask the shoe-store manager which ones will work best with your nasty peds. I'm kind of surprised that Al Qaeda hasn't recruited you yet. They could get you to take off your shoes during a long flight and distract everyone while your stench gets recirculated through the cabin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Always wear clean fresh socks. If you are on your feet all day, consider changing to fresh socks after 8-10 hours. Aftershowing, and before putting you socks on, get some Tinactin spray power and liberally apply to your bare feet, wouldn't hurt to spray some in your shoes as well at first. If your shoes are really bad, just toss'm and get a new pair. If your feet smell, there is bacteria and such growing, tinactin can kill it, but must be used every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Always wear clean fresh socks. If you are on your feet all day, consider changing to fresh socks after 8-10 hours. Aftershowing, and before putting you socks on, get some Tinactin spray power and liberally apply to your bare feet, wouldn't hurt to spray some in your shoes as well at first. If your shoes are really bad, just toss'm and get a new pair. If your feet smell, there is bacteria and such growing, tinactin can kill it, but must be used every day. Who are you and what have you done with H8? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 I have always had suspect feet. It has gotten better in recent years. When I was in high school I worked at a gas station with some friends. When there were no cars we used to sit in this small booth and watch TV. Sometimes I would take both of my shoes off and leave them in the booth with my friend and I would leave the booth and hold the door closed. I never told him what I was doing I would just wait for the funk to slowly get to him and then watch him fight for his life at the door while I held it closed. Man, that sounds like a blast! He prefers the stank of poo to the odor of a man's foot. Feet don't have a sex, there is only the foot. A foot is a beautiful thing. Doesn't matter if you have toenail fungus [what i like to call creamy filling], warts, [my version of those "dot" candies you get on paper strips], hang nails [tongue scratchers], hammer toes, missing a toe, dead skin [Parmesan cheese], etc. Feet rule. He has a foot fetish. Nothing better than watching a 71 year old blind Vietnamese jungle chick step on bugs barefoot while throwing toenails at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Nothing better than watching a 71 year old blind Vietnamese jungle chick step on bugs barefoot while throwing toenails at you. Really? Nothing better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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