Perchoutofwater Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 There was also an episode where Quagmire says there's a 4th hole which he later shows as the back of the knee. Don't forget the nostrils, when the wife has allergies, they are self lubricting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 I roll over and stick my boner against her but crack. FYP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 I put on my Old Spice and my white turtleneck sweater. Works almost every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 I run around the house, naked, with a bath towel as a cape. Works every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 I run around the house, naked, with a bath towel as a cape. Works every time. I just threw up in my mouth..... a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 I put on my Old Spice and my white turtleneck sweater. Works almost every time. funny works for George Steinbrenner as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 I just threw up in my mouth..... a lot. Mine went all over my shoes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 I normally put on her bra and panties ...it confues her long enough that i am able to spring into action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Mine went all over my shoes... Like twiley in a penguin colony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted October 17, 2008 Author Share Posted October 17, 2008 I put on my Old Spice (the Old Spice jingle) and my white turtleneck sweater. Works almost every time. Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Unfortunately, by the time the priming is done....so am I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 I normally put on her bra and panties ...it confues her long enough that i am able to spring into action Now this one I actually believe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 We watch the homemade porno that ACEO and his wife put out to market 3 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 um, well the #1 way is to tell her you want another kid But as WestVirginia said....she likes it and just wants it. If I want it, she can just look at me and know and in my house I get what I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 I just mention my low member number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 So much good info in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Does anyone ever tuck their tinkle stick between their legs and yell "come getcha some!"? Me either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Pat!!! Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 I vacuum the floors. Trust me, this works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 I normally put on her bra and panties ...it confues her long enough that i am able to spring into action And when she wants it she just puts on whomper's ponytail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Does anyone ever tuck their tinkle stick between their legs and yell "come getcha some!"? Me either. And when she wants it she just puts on whomper's ponytail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 I will let you guys in on a little secret. Get the wife a romantic book. You go watch the football game and then go to bed. When she finishes the book................................................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 I just mention my low member number. hey, you're asian, too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Bribing my wife with a shopping spree ($ in proportion to my desires) has never failed yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Magnolia Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 I vacuum the floors. Trust me, this works. My husband vacuums all the time-he's gotta clean the bathrooms and clean up dog poopy for sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Pat!!! Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 My husband vacuums all the time-he's gotta clean the bathrooms and clean up dog poopy for sex I don't do bathrooms, and we generally share the vacuuming duties. But when I vacuum on my own, without her asking me to, look out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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