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1. Non stick Cellotape

2. Solar Powered Flash Light

3. A black highlighter pen

4. Glow in the dark sunglasses

5. Inflatable Anchor

6. Smooth Sandpaper

7. Waterproof sponge

8. Waterproof Teabags

9. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators

10. Fireproof Matches

11. Fireproof Cigarettes

12. Battery powered Battery Charger

13. Seatbelts for Motorbikes

14. Hand powered Chainsaw

15. Inflatable Dartboard

16. Silent Alarm Clock

17. A Pedal powered wheelchair

18. Braille Drivers Manual

19. Double sided playing cards

20. Ejector seats for Helicopters

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2. Solar Powered Flash Light

15. Inflatable Dartboard

16. Silent Alarm Clock

18. Braille Drivers Manual

20. Ejector seats for Helicopters

 

2. Could run on reserve power from solar.

 

15. Could be a velcro darboard with velcro balls.

 

16. The alarm clock could be a flashing light for deaf people.

 

18. Could fit the list, but there are drive-up ATM's with braille buttons.

 

20. Could it be spring propelled to go horizontally?

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20. Could it be spring propelled to go horizontally?

 

 

Or straight down. Of course that first bump.........

 

 

Actually saw this in the movie Goldeneye. The rotors shot off before the ejector seat shot straight up.

 

Kamov Ka-50

 

Rotors blow off then it's just like an aircraft.

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4. Crippled doughnut wasps

5. Sexually transmitted banjos

6. Interracial pudding

7. Violent toenail beans

8. Carbonated pickle soup

9. Vampires with false teeth

10. The Canadian hamburger goat

11. Shy ice

12. Multilingual popcorn salad

13. Chuck Norris spray

14. Solar powered dildo geese

15. Invisible booger kites

16. Radioactive coconut pants

17. Triflent tinker toys

18. The Cambodian pumpkin snake

19. Gigantic midgets

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