dmarc117 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 if your looking for sex, i would think cougars are much less work. they just want it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Let me make this clear, if a dude gets offended or thinks a 40 yr old is a skank because she wants his 22 yr old pekcer...I hope het gets paid alot of $ for doing formulas his whole life cuz he aint ever gonna get laid. +1 I must be in the minority here but when I was 22, cougars were always a good way to get laid and you wouldn't have to worry about them latching on and wanting a relationship afterwards. I guess I'm just programmed differently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted December 17, 2009 Author Share Posted December 17, 2009 BTW my brother and I were trying to define 'inapropriate' in a relationship age wise. This is what we came up with:Let X=age of skanker Let Y=age of skanky Y<1/2X+3.5yrs = Skanky Situation Any thoughts on our variable? I've given this some thought before; I think it is less linear than that. When you have a 12yr old kid liking your 10yr old kid, that's a bit out of line. But, a 23 and 25yr old? No. But, your 25yr old and a 35yr old? Borderline. 40yr old? Definately. I had a formula, but don't remember what it was ... it was something like (4X/3) < Y, where X > 20 ... but I don't remember ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westhemess2 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 im 20 and dream about getting preyed on by a cougar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I've given this some thought before; I think it is less linear than that. When you have a 12yr old kid liking your 10yr old kid, that's a bit out of line. But, a 23 and 25yr old? No. But, your 25yr old and a 35yr old? Borderline. 40yr old? Definately. I had a formula, but don't remember what it was ... it was something like (4X/3) < Y, where X > 20 ... but I don't remember ... do you really have a say at 25yo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 im 20 and dream about getting preyed on by a cougar! Most towns have a bar where you can make this happen. Just be careful because a lot of them are married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NAUgrad Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 A cougar with kids is a MILF. It's one or the other... No a Milf is defined by kids and hotness. You can be ugly and be a cougar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 No a Milf is defined by kids and hotness. You can be ugly and be a cougar. Well said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 +1 I must be in the minority here but when I was 22, cougars were always a good way to get laid and you wouldn't have to worry about them latching on and wanting a relationship afterwards. I guess I'm just programmed differently. I was thinking more along the lines of 18 rather than 22 but otherwise this is dead accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 +1 I must be in the minority here but when I was 22, cougars were always a good way to get laid and you wouldn't have to worry about them latching on and wanting a relationship afterwards. I guess I'm just programmed differently correctly. Fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 im 20 and dream about getting preyed on by a lion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 im 20 and dream about getting preyed on by a cougar! Ah, to be 20 again. Go forth young man and embrace all that is bad for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Ah, to be 20 again. Go forth young man and embrace all that is bad for you. At 20, he can prey on 18. When you no longer can get the 18's do you then suddenly bump up to cougar level. If we are giving him advice lets give him the correct advice people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 +1 I must be in the minority here but when I was 22, cougars were always a good way to get laid and you wouldn't have to worry about them latching on and wanting a relationship afterwards. I guess I'm just programmed differently. Yes, because you are straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 At 22, did you really care who latched on and who didnt?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 ever meet a cougar dressed like a Genie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I don't like the term, but I sure love myself hot and experienced older women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I don't like the term, but I sure love myself hot and experienced older women. [TheCaptainsWench] [/TheCaptainsWench] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 ever meet a cougar dressed like a Genie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 +1 I must be in the minority here but when I was 22, cougars were always a good way to get laid and you wouldn't have to worry about them latching on and wanting a relationship afterwards. I guess I'm just programmed differently. The only bad part is trying to get out of there the next morning when she just wants more and more and you're humped dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 ever meet a cougar dressed like a Genie Ask jaxfactor tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 [TheCaptainsWench] [/TheCaptainsWench] oh... the girl's got vision... and an open mind... I just need my ducks to all fall in a row Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 The only bad part is trying to get out of there the next morning when she just wants more and more and you're humped dry. Your definition of "bad" is different to mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Your definition of "bad" is different to mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I've given this some thought before; I think it is less linear than that. When you have a 12yr old kid liking your 10yr old kid, that's a bit out of line. But, a 23 and 25yr old? No. But, your 25yr old and a 35yr old? Borderline. 40yr old? Definately. I had a formula, but don't remember what it was ... it was something like (4X/3) < Y, where X > 20 ... but I don't remember ... The formula should be simple - old enough to be your kid, you shouldn't hit it. At the very least, follow The Campground Rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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