whomper Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Im not talking murder, rape or mortal sins. I am just talking every day douchbaggery. Dropping a duece at work, using all the toilet paper and not replacing it. What says you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Im not talking murder, rape or mortal sins. I am just talking every day douchbaggery. Dropping a duece at work, using all the toilet paper and not replacing it. What says you ? We fix this with air freshener bombs. I like to play a game called, "Guess what I rubbed my arse & balls on." Phones, keyboards, ect... It's pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 23, 2011 Author Share Posted March 23, 2011 Saying the names of undrafted players during a draft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slambo Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 My co-worker used to do this all the time. He's also the guy that whines when he thinks someone hasn't flushed after taking a whiz. So I stopped flushing(#1 only) when he would leave the TP empty. I would also take the empty roll and stuff it into the middle finger of his work gloves in his tool chest. He now makes sure to leave enough for one wipe on a hamsters butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Saying the names of undrafted players during a draft. happens way to much usually when you're a pick or two away from drafting said player Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 23, 2011 Author Share Posted March 23, 2011 My co-worker used to do this all the time. He's also the guy that whines when he thinks someone hasn't flushed after taking a whiz. So I stopped flushing(#1 only) when he would leave the TP empty. I would also take the empty roll and stuff it into the middle finger of his work gloves in his tool chest. He now makes sure to leave enough for one wipe on a hamsters butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I just talked my boss into going to the ship with us in the morning & rechecking a machinery space that two of our greener guys checked. I only think it's fair that everyone should have to run that gauntlet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 If I'm in a bad mood, I'll piss all over the seat in a public restroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I like to walk into restuarants on hot days and ask the managers "Hot enough for ya?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I like to walk into restuarants on hot days and ask the managers "Hot enough for ya?" I like to walk into restaurants and ask the manager if his bartender really knows how to fix a good dirty martini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I fart in church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 (edited) We have a co-worker who is in a wheel chair and almost every morning he drops a duece at 9:00AM. I have recently decided to go to the bathroom and use the handicap toilet at about 8:55AM and take my sweet time. Edited March 23, 2011 by gbpfan1231 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 We have a co-worker who is in a wheel chair and almost every morning he drops a duece at 9:00AM. I have recently decided to go to the bathroom and use the handicap toilet at about 8:55AM and take my sweet time. I am just kidding but it reminded me of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I fart in church Best farting acoustics ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennykravitz2004 Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 When some tuckfard at work can't seem to remember they put the K-cup in the coffee machine, which means they don't have to take theirs out when their cup is done brewing. "Hey, let me get that for you... lazy poopstain" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 (edited) I fart in church Nothin' like a truly captive audience... especially if you let out a silent but deadly one that permeates 10 feet in each direction. Then all you do is sit back and smile. Edited March 24, 2011 by millerx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 People who fold their cards out-of-turn in Poker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 People who fold their cards out-of-turn in Poker. You're doing it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 24, 2011 Author Share Posted March 24, 2011 Putting an empty ice tray back in the freezer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Putting an empty ice tray back in the freezer I've put it back in with one cube. Likewise, drinking just enough tea or coffee as to not have to make more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 We have a creepy guy in our office that is less than hygenic. Whenever I am at my buddiees desk and the creepy guy walks by I offer him some of my buddies peanuts. After the creepy/smelly guy takes his greasy hand out of the jar and walks away my buddy always has to throw the jar away. I then laugh hysterically and go about my day. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 leaving the coffee pot empty at work and not making more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Putting an empty ice tray back in the freezer Or putting an empty bottle brack in the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I fart in church man who fart in church sit in own pew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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