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the world's least interesting man


Azazello1313
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He's got a closet full of identical grey suits.

 

He once bought a 12-pack of Duracell AA batteries on Amazon, then wrote a 1000-word review.

 

He vacationed in Arlington, TX last summer and would love to show you the 452 pictures he snapped at the International Bowling Museum and Hall of Fame.

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He doesn't always starch his shorts, but when he does it's only Faultless starch for the standard-issue fruit-of-the-loom tighty-whities.

 

Always ready for any situation, he can be seen with the matching Cross pen and pencil set fastened to the front pocket of his short-sleeved button down shirts.

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People hang themselves listening to his words. :rofl:

 

His beard is thin and patchy. :bow:

 

His Blood smells like ... nothing in particular. :tup:

 

He can speak English in ... English. :wacko:

 

His favorite pick up line is, "I spilled something on your dress!" :yay:

 

He is, The Least Interesting Man in The World. :lol:

 

Stay parched my guys. :rofl:

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