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How Old are YOu and What is Your Job?


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I'm 56 and I sell pencils on a street corner. I haven't showered in 3 years. I wear a bridesmaid dress someone left for the homeless. It has the matching shoes and purse. I think there's a family of mice living in my beard.

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8-1/2 years old... Professional Campus Meat Chucker... I show up at all of the Vegan protest rallies at various Universities around the U.S. and I throw raw bloody meat at all of the evil carnivorous students. They never suspect its me since I'm just a sweet little kid. :D

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8-1/2 years old... Professional Campus Meat Chucker... I show up at all of the Vegan protest rallies at various Universities around the U.S. and I throw raw bloody meat at all of the evil carnivorous students. They never suspect its me since I'm just a sweet little kid. :D

 

Sweet. If you're in my neighborhood, toss me a nice T-bone.

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8-1/2 years old... Professional Campus Meat Chucker... I show up at all of the Vegan protest rallies at various Universities around the U.S. and I throw raw bloody meat at all of the evil carnivorous students. They never suspect its me since I'm just a sweet little kid. :D

MEAT TOSSER! Let's get him!

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