Duchess Jack Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 I can't whistle at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Roll my R's for spanish words. Yeah I'm partially Mexicano but could never do it and it pissed me off. I also could never become a banker. It still traumatizes me to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Are those fingers too chubby, like nice premio sausages cause that could be the reason. Cound never do it even when they were skinnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 (edited) Use certain words in text format. It still traumatizes me to this day. fixed. Edited January 5, 2007 by Caveman_Nick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 fixed. Jokes on you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 (edited) Cound never do it even when they were skinnier. Ah, I'm sorry Big John. Can you at least make fart noises by sticking your hand under your armpit and flapping your arm around like a chicken wing? Edited January 5, 2007 by irish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 All the above! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgemoe Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 loud whistle without fingers Loud whistle with fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Do a flip off the diving board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Do a flip off the diving board. All that takes is just being a little daring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoopazz Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Do a flip off the diving board. Back dive. Looks easy, but always landed flat on my back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Do a flip off the diving board. I could never do a flip off the diving board either. I was at the pool last summer and all the kids kept asking me "Is that all you can do is dive?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 i could not, for the the live of me ,ever get more than a 360 on a board... drove me nuts... the little wheeny boarders would always say i was to fat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Never slow down enough for the curves in slot car racing I could not stop myself from shooting out things I was not suppose to with my BB gun-man did I get in trouble. I still can't hit a shot with 1 or 2 iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Do a flip off the diving board. That reminds me of another one... a backward 1-1/2 somersault pike with 1/2 twist. I spent quite a few painful summers at the pool trying to complete that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 That doesn't help matters.... I also like to refer to the left hand as "The neighbor"..... Sometimes the left hand because then it feels like someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 That reminds me of another one... a backward 1-1/2 somersault pike with 1/2 twist. I spent quite a few painful summers at the pool trying to complete that one. Anyone else notice that Twiley is taking this opportunity to sort of bassakwards say all the cool stuff he can do? I hear you man, I can never break 10 sec in the 100m or break 18 ft in the pole vault. F'in pisses me off. Seriously, can't to the loud whistle with fingers or flick a bottle cap. In fact, I pretty much can't open a (non twist off) bottle of beer with anything but a bottle opener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Anyone else notice that Twiley is taking this opportunity to sort of bassakwards say all the cool stuff he can do? I hear you man, I can never break 10 sec in the 100m or break 18 ft in the pole vault. F'in pisses me off. I was being serious. I platform dove quite a bit as a young lad. I could never complete that particular dive. Don't get on my case just because I can whistle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 I was being serious. I platform dove quite a bit as a young lad. I could never complete that particular dive. Don't get on my case just because I can whistle. But can you do the triple Lindy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 But can you do the triple Lindy Hell no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 All that takes is just being a little daring. Imagine, if you will, a redheaded GI Joe. Now, take his arms and legs and make as close to a tuck as you can. Now put one finger under a foot and flip him upward. Watch how he lands on the concrete. Now you know what I look like trying to to a flip. I have tried it many times and have made many a large, meaty SMACK noise, that made everyone in the pool cringe and ask if I was alright. Can do one helluva can-opener though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 loud whistle without fingers walk on my hands very far, the short guys always made it look so easy. Same here. Can't talk like a duck either. Used to piss me off how well my brother could do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Same here. Can't talk like a duck either. Used to piss me off how well my brother could do it. Yeah, I can't do that either. I still try and all I do is spit on the person in front of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Yeah, I can't do that either. I still try and all I do is spit on the person in front of me. Note to self, if you ever meet Twiley stand behind him if I ask him to talk like a duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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