Jumpin Johnies Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 can someone please cue up tim's mystery huddler photo please? 1268489[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 TimC 1268741[/snapback] Typical small weinered Vette owner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 TimC 1268741[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 TimC 1268741[/snapback] He's already bent over waiting for Az to bang him in the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 He's already bent over waiting for Az to bang him in the ass. 1268755[/snapback] Azazello gets his atch later this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Spain vs H8tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Having sat down for beers with Az, I've gotta give Timmayy at least a 50-50 shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 H8 vs Spain is a tough call. Spain's got the street cred because he's done time in the joint, but H8 does seem to have some anger issues. Should be brutal, I'll take Spain to win in a cage match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqualung Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Spain vs H8tank 1268764[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Spain vs H8tank 1268764[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Spain vs H8tank 1268764[/snapback] That looks more like seminoles vs TimC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 The chance of me and H8 getting in a fight is negligble. He and I would probably get drunk and then go beat up some street bums though! Yeah, I think I can agree with that. But I would chide you mercelessly for your pink shirt and we'd probably get drunk and fight anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Yeah, I think I can agree with that. But I would chide you mercelessly for your pink shirt and we'd probably get drunk and fight anyway. 1269463[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Yeah, I think I can agree with that. But I would chide you mercelessly for your pink shirt and we'd probably get drunk and fight anyway. 1269463[/snapback] I got into a drunken brawl with my best friend at a football game back in college. We had gone hunting that morning, drinking jack and coke in the deer stand starting at about 5:00 am . Drank all day long. The Baylor vs Texas A&M game in Waco started about 2:00. We were completely f'n blotto when we got there. Anyway, Baylor scores a touchdown and i start jumping up and down and yelling my ass off. I notice my buddy sitting down but didnt think anything of it. Then all the sudden I turn around and he sucker punched me right in the nose. I never expected, nor saw it coming. it knocked back on the bleachers for a second as i tried to figure out what happened. My nose was bleeding like a stuck hog. blood everywhere. He yelled out that I had some how hit or kicked him in the nut sack when I was cheering the touchdown. As he was explaining that, i jumped on him and threw about 5 punches before a couple of guys that were with us broke us up. Of course, I am way beyond pissed now and I say lets go to the parking lot mofo and finish this. so, the 4 of us walk back to the car where me and my buddy fought for what seemed like an hour. I was exhausted. But we were so incredibly drunk, I dont think we really did any real damage other than bloody each other up a little bit. How we didnt get arrested that day I will never know. We were both exhausted and decided to go get cleaned up and get a jump on the crowd out to the bars! We partied like rock stars all night long. So, a little fight between friends aint always bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seattle LawDawg Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 So, a little fight between friends aint always bad! 1269525[/snapback] Good Info Here. Its what separates Men and Women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 (edited) I got into a drunken brawl with my best friend at a football game back in college. We had gone hunting that morning, drinking jack and coke in the deer stand starting at about 5:00 am . Drank all day long. The Baylor vs Texas A&M game in Waco started about 2:00. We were completely f'n blotto when we got there. Anyway, Baylor scores a touchdown and i start jumping up and down and yelling my ass off. I notice my buddy sitting down but didnt think anything of it. Then all the sudden I turn around and he sucker punched me right in the nose. I never expected, nor saw it coming. it knocked back on the bleachers for a second as i tried to figure out what happened. My nose was bleeding like a stuck hog. blood everywhere. He yelled out that I had some how hit or kicked him in the nut sack when I was cheering the touchdown. As he was explaining that, i jumped on him and threw about 5 punches before a couple of guys that were with us broke us up. Of course, I am way beyond pissed now and I say lets go to the parking lot mofo and finish this. so, the 4 of us walk back to the car where me and my buddy fought for what seemed like an hour. I was exhausted. But we were so incredibly drunk, I dont think we really did any real damage other than bloody each other up a little bit. How we didnt get arrested that day I will never know. We were both exhausted and decided to go get cleaned up and get a jump on the crowd out to the bars! We partied like rock stars all night long. So, a little fight between friends aint always bad! 1269525[/snapback] Sound familiar to me, been there done that. Edited January 16, 2006 by NSab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Good Info Here. Its what separates Men from metro-sexuals and Women. 1269567[/snapback] fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 (edited) Okay ... I'll give it a try This had all the makings of a classic battle pitting red neck against red neck in what could have been a full out, roll in the dirt, wrastlin’ match … at least for the first 30 seconds or so. Spain hails from the great state of Tennessee where everybody is blood kin. He weighs all of 105 pounds soaking wet and stands just a shade over 5 feet 8 inches tall. You might be deceived by the pink shirt, but keep in mind that family feuds are the nastiest kind of fight … and everybody in Tennessee is family. This means Spain is very experienced in all the low down dirty tricks … because they’ve all been pulled on him before. I expect Spain has spent a lot of time hiding in the closet, crying over the latest ass whuppin’ one of his kin laid on him … plotting some evil way to get back at his oppressor. H8Tank will probably show up to the fight in his overalls directly from his latest cross burning. H8 is white through and through and loves to brag about how white he is at every chance. While he is a red neck, he is not the result of inbreeding and that will give him an advantage in this fight. He’ll take one look at Spain’s pink shirt and think “homo”. Did I mention that H8’s aversion to blacks is likely as strong as his aversion to gays? Spain will likely open the match with a verbal assault and H8 will end it with 3 sharp blows to head. The Hillbilly Hoedown will be over disappointingly fast leaving us all wanting more. Spain will wake up and wonder how he could have had his ass whipped so thoroughly by somebody who once wore a belly dancer outfit. But he better be careful ‘cause if he says something out loud H8 is likely to kick him in the nuts while he is down. [edit] The other possibility is that both will show up in their clan gear, drunk off their asses with a jug of their latest rocket fuel, err, moonshine in each hand. Neither will be willing to set down their jugs until empty. After having emptied both jugs they will be even more manure-faced then before (if that's possible) and they will both throw several weak punches before they fall down and roll on the ground in a short wrastling match. Short because the rock fuel will kick their asses much more than their opponent and they will pass out in each other's arms after only a few minutes. Edited January 19, 2006 by Grits and Shins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewer Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Okay ... I'll give it a try This had all the makings of a classic battle pitting red neck against red neck in what could have been a full out, roll in the dirt, wrastlin’ match … at least for the first 30 seconds or so. Spain hails from the great state of Tennessee where everybody is blood kin. He weighs all of 105 pounds soaking wet and stands just a shade over 5 feet 8 inches tall. You might be deceived by the pink shirt, but keep in mind that family feuds are the nastiest kind of fight … and everybody in Tennessee is family. This means Spain is very experienced in all the low down dirty tricks … because they’ve all been pulled on him before. I expect Spain has spent a lot of time hiding in the closet, crying over the latest ass whuppin’ one of his kin laid on him … plotting some evil way to get back at his oppressor. H8Tank will probably show up to the fight in his overalls directly from his latest cross burning. H8 is white through and through and loves to brag about how white he is at every chance. While he is a red neck, he is not the result of inbreeding and that will give him an advantage in this fight. He’ll take one look at Spain’s pink shirt and think “homo”. Did I mention that H8’s aversion to blacks is likely as strong as his aversion to gays? Spain will likely open the match with a verbal assault and H8 will end it with 3 sharp blows to head. The Hillbilly Hoedown will be over disappointingly fast leaving us all wanting more. Spain will wake up and wonder how he could have had his ass whipped so thoroughly by somebody who once wore a belly dancer outfit. But he better be careful ‘cause if he says something out loud H8 is likely to kick him in the nuts while he is down. 1274711[/snapback] good break down Grits. The only error that I see is that you classify the contestants as red necks. I've been around red necks for 36 years, and I ain't ever seen one of us wear a "salmon, or pink, call it whatever the hell you want" ghey shirt or women's purple clothing. I believe that these two are a better fit for the "trailer trashers" division then your current "red neck" classification. Someday these guys may be able to move up in class, but I just don't see it in them yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I usually put my money on whoever is the craziest. Crazy wins a lot of fights. Having said that, I still can't decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 (edited) Blitz, I like the baseball stories much better. Props for giving it a shot. Edited January 19, 2006 by NSab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 (edited) You know you have reached the big time when even Texas A&M Aggies are calling you a redneck! Not bad for a first effort, but with such a wealth of subject matter to work with, its hard to mess this one up. Edited January 19, 2006 by spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 My vote put you over the top Spain, make me proud. Just think to yourself that H8 is trying to do 1 of your sheep and that should be enough inspiration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 The other possibility is that both will show up in their clan gear, drunk off their asses with a jug of their latest rocket fuel, err, moonshine in each hand. Neither will be willing to set down their jugs until empty. After having emptied both jugs they will be even more manure-faced then before (if that's possible) and they will both throw several weak punches before they fall down and roll on the ground in a short wrastling match. Short because the rock fuel will kick their asses much more than their opponent and they will pass out in each other's arms after only a few minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 (edited) good break down Grits. The only error that I see is that you classify the contestants as red necks. I've been around red necks for 36 years, and I ain't ever seen one of us wear a "salmon, or pink, call it whatever the hell you want" ghey shirt or women's purple clothing. I believe that these two are a better fit for the "trailer trashers" division then your current "red neck" classification. Someday these guys may be able to move up in class, but I just don't see it in them yet. 1274765[/snapback] You have a good point ... You know you have reached the big time when even Texas A&M Aggies are calling you a redneck! Not bad for a first effort, but with such a wealth of subject matter to work with, its hard to mess this one up. 1274864[/snapback] I'm not a native born Texan ... army brat and all ... so if my neck has a red hue it is only because the Texas sun has burned the hell out of it. I never claimed to be a writer and certainly I had a lot of trash to work with Edited January 19, 2006 by Grits and Shins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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