Bier Meister Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 can i be the holder? yes... pull a romo and you'll be hanging from the goalpost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Is that you getting poked with a stick by a defensive teamate because you're in amazement after I bust those cankles up with a sweet cutback? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 yes... pull a romo and you'll be hanging from the goalpost. Vick would have ran it in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 Vick would have ran it in that is irrelevant for the Breckenridge Bierhounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 that is irrelevant for the Breckenridge Bierhounds. alright... well you can count on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 right now that's noles. you can be his back up if you like... in case he gets turf toe or something. When did he win the job? I'm a master with a gatorade cooler, bier. You should see me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 coach az is taking a no nonsense approach. - biers have to pounded within 15 seconds in the huddle... to allow for audibles at the line if necessary. - can only hit the bong when not on the field - cheerleaders must be lubed and ready to go for commercial breaks. and must be able to service no less than 4 players at a time...quickly. - the qb will get special treatment... the sheep will be fluffed and ready to go........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 When did he win the job? I'm a master with a gatorade cooler, bier. You should see me. we need a sheep fluffer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 - the qb will get special treatment... the sheep will be fluffed and ready to go........... Uh, that wasn't in my contract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 Uh, that wasn't in my contract. we haven't named the starter yet and spain is in the running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 we haven't named the starter yet and spain is in the running. I'm OK with Spain being my Kurt Warner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 (edited) we need a sheep fluffer Groundskeeper. Yeah I can do that. Edited February 9, 2007 by broncosn05 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 You need someone to run out and get the tee after kickoffs right? I am your guy. I know its not the most glorious position, but I guess you have to start somewhere. Besides with my killer work ethic and great personality, I expect Sarge will see my unrealized potential and promote me to a position coach in no time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Hey bier how about updating the first post? Interesting that you're the backup FB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 (edited) Hey bier how about updating the first post? Interesting that you're the backup FB. i'll be in every down somewhere..... i didn't want to put me first at any position edit: and the list wasn't meant to be in any particular order. Edited February 9, 2007 by Bier Meister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I have Seminoles on my taxi squad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 i'll be in every down somewhere..... i didn't want to put me first at any position Team Cap'n? So when do I get my uniform? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Team Cap'n? So when do I get my uniform? Sorry, our Cap has been reached for the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 Team Cap'n? So when do I get my uniform? the bright orange suit is right next to the maneur, the sod, the shovel, and the snow blower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moss6 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 6’–3” 230 And at least six unregistered firearms in my home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 (edited) I would have to have H8tank somewhere on my squad..What football team cant use a big, reckless hillbilly who faceplants regularly and is generally angry ? Edited February 9, 2007 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 (edited) Put me down as the holder, I can run a mean fake FG attempt/drop the ball:shades: Edited February 9, 2007 by Hat Trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 I would have to have H8tank somewhere on my squad..What football team cant use a big, reckless hillbilly who faceplants regularly and is generally angry ? i had him as our ss, but he prefered to be on the sidelines swilling bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I'd make a good safety for ya bier. 6' 175 lbs (all muscle) and mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeeman Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 (edited) I know I'm a newbie relative to most of those guys, but I (used to) have good wheels and good hands, plus a knack for being around the ball. I played safety because I preferred to hit than be hit. Of course, I'm about 20 pounds over my playing weight now - but nothing a good 3-month intense program couldn't fix. After getting the ok from my doc, of course. Will Chargerz be making us cough? When are tryouts? Edited February 9, 2007 by Coffeeman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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