evil_gop_liars Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Great new product. Squeegie get ready... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 You have got to be kidding me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 First ingredient: Corn Syrup. If it is of the Hugh-Frustose type, get ready 10g_DBA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 dumb, really really dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I'm going to start selling candy that comes in a pill bottle. Kids love pills! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I just sent them this message: Are you guys a bunch of morons? The last thing we need is for kids to think that Legos are edible. Dumb dumb dumb idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I'm going to start selling candy that comes in a pill bottle. Kids love pills! Or maybe they could sell candy that comes in the shape of cigarettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 How about candy that looks like razor blades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I've been trying to get someone to market my chocolate handgun that oozes cherry filling when you pull the trigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I've been trying to get someone to market my chocolate handgun that oozes cherry filling when you pull the trigger. That sounds like a good gift to give to a president. But since he is so busy, you'll probably have to run up real quickly to give it to him. (Disclaimer: This is from an old Jack Handy "Deep Thoughts" SNL piece.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 This can't be real... can it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I just sent them this message: I sent them something similar as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I sent them something similar as well. I'm buying stock in Kellog's. They clearly are making so much money that they are looking for ways to give away millions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarryTheRock Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I've been trying to get someone to market my chocolate handgun that oozes cherry filling when you pull the trigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I sent them this e-mail: "What happens when the first kid chokes on a "real" lego toy and you all get blamed for it because the kid thought it was a delicious fruit snack? Do you run any of your products past your legal dept? Good luck. I look forward to seeing this product featured prominently in the news." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Was on ebay looking for a toy for my kids made by mattel ..believe it is called " the gasoline powered sharp thing " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 See, you people are already conditioned, your first thoughts were of the lawyers... they have you trained. Who didn't get a green wooden roof panel lincoln log stuck sideways in their mouth when they were kids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarryTheRock Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I sent them this e-mail: "What happens when the first kid chokes on a "real" lego toy and you all get blamed for it because the kid thought it was a delicious fruit snack? Do you run any of your products past your legal dept? Good luck. I look forward to seeing this product featured prominently in the news." How can they not see that one coming? Was on ebay looking for a toy for my kids made by mattel ..believe it is called " the gasoline powered sharp thing " Seen that in the EBAY store for the guy that sells Lincoln Logs with a full gas can and matches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarryTheRock Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 See, you people are already conditioned, your first thoughts were of the lawyers... they have you trained. Who didn't get a green wooden roof panel lincoln log stuck sideways in their mouth when they were kids? lol...I didn't see your Lincoln log reference when adding the above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Who didn't get a green wooden roof panel lincoln log stuck sideways in their mouth when they were kids? Well, of course we all did. That is why General Mills had to pull "Tasty Lincoln Log Fruit Snacks" off the market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Who didn't get a green wooden roof panel lincoln log stuck sideways in their mouth when they were kids? Can I ask, respectfully, what you were practicing when this unfortunate occurence took place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Can I ask, respectfully, what you were practicing when this unfortunate occurence took place? "mouth" is a euphemism for "ass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 "mouth" is a euphemism for "ass" You are a mouthhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Chewed on a lot of those logs ...gave me a lot of splinters and believe it is the main reason I hate tooth picks now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Funny enough, we just finished up this big poster for the Midwest Regional Poison Center and it was about medicine looking like candy/drinks/gum/etc. They're probably having a stroke over this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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