ABearWithFurniture Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Getting ready to move and started cleaning out the closet when I came across a pair of my wife's jeans from when we first met...before I could actually think about what I was saying I blurted out something like..."geez honey, were you ever really this skinny"... So I need a place to stay for awhile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Ouch! You may now discard all contraceptive devices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Sorry ABF ...I did something similar yesterday ..going to a wedding and my wife wasd wearing a beatiful dress and I said " wow you look really slender in that outfit " and she says " well don't I look slender all the time " ...I panicked and said yes but especially so today ...I saved myself ...wish you could do same , lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 You better hope that thing can suck itself because you aint getting any hummers for a while... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Wow, Man I was reading I was thinking, Don't do it Bear, don't......and bam, your dogmeat. Now if you looking for a divorce, follow this up by bring home a treadmill (or some other piece of exercise equipment) and announce, "Look what I bought you honey" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Yeah... I think I've been nailed on the "Wow, check out how great you look in this old picture" thing before. Men aren't smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Getting ready to move and started cleaning out the closet when I came across a pair of my wife's jeans from when we first met...before I could actually think about what I was saying I blurted out something like..."geez honey, were you ever really this skinny"... So I need a place to stay for awhile... wow...you could be in the hall of fame if they had one for comments definitely guaranteed not to get you laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 just tell her u are going fishing... things will be fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 At least you can still type! BWF's short comings: Can't read a compass Has no idea of hub/wife relations Is lucky (If you have to ask why...... ) Anyone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 We need a foot-in-mouth graemlin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Getting ready to move and started cleaning out the closet when I came across a pair of my wife's jeans from when we first met...before I could actually think about what I was saying I blurted out something like..."geez honey, were you ever really this skinny"... So I need a place to stay for awhile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 At least you can still type! BWF's short comings: Can't read a compass Has no idea of hub/wife relations Is lucky (If you have to ask why...... ) Anyone else? only catches short fish has one leg shorter than the other hasnt become the lord of the cave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted May 22, 2007 Author Share Posted May 22, 2007 only catches short fish has one leg shorter than the other hasnt become the lord of the cave Remind me to draft right in front of you this year... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 We need a foot-in-mouth graemlin. Try typing this: :irish: (just a little hughmor, no offense to anyone intended) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Big f'n deal. She should be a realist. She's probably not as slim as that time in her life. Tell her to shut the hell up and make you a turkey pot pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Getting ready to move and started cleaning out the closet when I came across a pair of my wife's jeans from when we first met...before I could actually think about what I was saying I blurted out something like..."geez honey, were you ever really this skinny"... So I need a place to stay for awhile... Hope your couch is comfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Hope your couch is comfortable. There's a local commercial here in Austin - for a furniture place advertising a certain couch - that goes something like this: husband and hot wife are preparing their bed for a night's sleep and guy says "Ya know honey... earlier, when you asked if you looked fat in that dress.... now that I think about it....". Wife gives this look, and all of a sudden, dude is pushed out of the room with a pillow. Cut to him laying back on what appears to be a very comfy couch for a night of sweet solo sleep. Funny stuff, especially for a local ad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Try typing this: :irish: (just a little hughmor, no offense to anyone intended) Oh and saying no offense when you are obviously typing something offensive doesn't work. Does it? It's like the guy that starts out his story with..."I'm not a racist but..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Oh and saying no offense when you are obviously typing something offensive doesn't work. Does it? With any other person, I would have not typed that. But sometimes I think Irish misinterprets comments, so I wanted to let him know that my comment was all in good fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 With any other person, I would have not typed that. But sometimes I think Irish misinterprets comments, so I wanted to let him know that my comment was all in good fun. He will certainly reply to your comment, no matter what disclaimer you put in. And then someone will comment on his reply, so on and so on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Remind me to draft right in front of you this year... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 wow...you could be in the hall of fame if they had one for comments definitely guaranteed not to get you laid. It was my "single season record" that got me in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 BTW ... it seems I took up permanent residence in the dog house quite a few years back ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 I said something about my life partner weighing 100 pounds in front of my buddy, she asked "do you really think I weigh 100 pounds?" I said "Sure, give or take fifty". I got hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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