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do's and donts when meeting a huddler

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I think I've only met four ChiefJay, Furd, Wiegie, and Egret, and they were/are all douchebags....I nearly quit the Huddle based on those meetings :D

That's funny :tup:

 

Some friendly advice when meeting Whomper:

1. He likes it when you rub his ears and call him Sasha.

2. He has a third nipple on his anus that he loves when you pinch or poke it.

3. Whomper celebrates Al’malaqunia and the tradition is that you give him 62 lbs of deep fried socks.

4. If you are trying to make good friends with him, remember he loves it when you give him a Cleveland Steamer.

5. Call him by his nick names “Sugar Britches, Sweet Cheeks, Sugar nuts or Daisy May Tinkle Pants.”

6. Make sure you offer him a happy ending.

7. Make sure when there are a lot of people with in ear shot to scream “No, I wont touch you there for $10!” and then walk away really fast.

8. Keep packets of mayonnaise in your pockets and when he is talking to you start squeezing them really hard and fall to the ground. Repeat until a cop or nun comes.

9. Do not stare at his nose hair, he takes that personally.

10. Make sure you are not wearing anything related to spam, co-co beans or sea cucumbers. For some reason those items make him hump random things. [Whomper's Personal Webpage]

That's classic :D

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More things to do:

 

 

More things not to do:

 

11. Exclaim "I thought you'd be taller" when you first see someone (especially if you yourself are the shortest huddler in the room).

 

 

:D

 

Now you owe me a cup of coffee..... and a keyboard cleanup.

 

:D

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Actually so far all have been quality dudes, but I haven't met H8 yet :D

 

 

An absolute quality guy....!

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I figure H8 to be more bark than bite also even if he wants whomper to pound me into the pavement today

 

:D

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Hey Thews. Thanks for the drink the other night. It was great meeting you and the other guys.

 

As for dos and donts... Don't get so drunk that you dance on a table.

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As for dos... get so drunk that you dance on a table.

 

Amen brother!!!

 

Anything drunk, nehkid or bleeding is fare game in a huddle meeting.

 

A few things to know...

 

skylive does not sleep.... ever.

soup likes to have people WWE his furniture

spain has 35 potted porta potties in his house

everyone who lives in denver area is an alcoholic

Big Country is not a liar

darin will gamble on anything

twiley can be talked into anything...

WW does not smile, ever.

H8 needs a wheelchair and a helmet halfway through a binge

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Oh come on... who doesn't enjoy a good tickle? Am I right?

 

:D

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Oh come on... who doesn't enjoy a good tickle? Am I right?

 

:D

only from u big thunder :D

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I havent met anyone. No one likes me. No one wants to meet me. Im gonna go cry now.

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if meeting in a turkish bath, like isle and whomp......don't....drop the soap :D

Edited by Azazello1313

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I havent met anyone. No one likes me. No one wants to meet me. Im gonna go cry now.

 

Take this, crybaby

 

:throwssaltineyes:

Edited by chester

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I havent met anyone. No one likes me. No one wants to meet me. Im gonna go cry now.

You have to crack 4500 posts before you can meet a huddler ...

 

:D

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if meeting in a turkish bath, like isle and whomp......don't....drop the soap :D

 

Bathhouse is closed today ..shucks ..

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I think I've only met four ChiefJay, Furd, Wiegie, and Egret, and they were/are all douchebags....I nearly quit the Huddle based on those meetings :D

:tup: Actually so far all have been quality dudes, but I haven't met H8 yet :D

 

Easy Turtle, you shouldn't be talking. :D Now if you only had Furd in that sentence I might agree. :doh:

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I havent met anyone. No one likes me. No one wants to meet me. Im gonna go cry now.

 

 

 

Aw I'll meet you peep. Hit opening day in Ralph Wilson vs. Denver and I'll buy you a beer :D

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+1

 

Probably on the 'not to do' list:

 

12. Bring along a 6'4" drag queen you "just met" in the lobby when you go to meet Spain and Skippy and Bunz for the first time at the Hooters casino bar at 10am? :D

 

Oh wait....What happens in Vegas.....stays in Vegas.......forgot. :D

 

:tup:

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Scratching you off the list of huddlers to meet ....jerkstore called by the way .....

 

Do have to admit u do have a nice avi

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Amen brother!!!

 

Anything drunk, nehkid or bleeding is fare game in a huddle meeting.

 

A few things to know...

 

skylive does not sleep.... ever.

soup likes to have people WWE his furniture

spain has 35 potted porta potties in his house

everyone who lives in denver area is an alcoholic

Big Country is not a liar

darin will gamble on anything

twiley can be talked into anything...

WW does not smile, ever.

H8 needs a wheelchair and a helmet halfway through a binge

:D Yeah, that's why I'm always getting into trouble.

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Anyone else notice that ChuckB left Puddy off of his list?

 

 

And twiley does not need ot be talked into doing anything.... he usually does it of his own drunken volition.... like that 65 year old he tried to pick up at the cashiers cage.

 

And I Like Soup is a major fan of wildlife...... generally the large game herd animals.

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Anyone else notice that ChuckB left Puddy off of his list?

:D He did that on a prior post too and I busted him on it and he said he did not like to admit it.

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:D He did that on a prior post too and I busted him on it and he said he did not like to admit it.

 

He also has 'big penis' envy.

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I think I've only met four ChiefJay, Furd, Wiegie, and Egret, and they were/are all douchebags....I nearly quit the Huddle based on those meetings :D

 

 

Sorry I let you down boys. :D

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Don't ever give tinys hawks the key to your hotel room, or you'll check out and find charges for 9 viewings of "Steamy Man-Love Anal Intruders IX", and he'll try and blame it on his imaginary friend, "Julio"

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