Thews40 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 I think I've only met four ChiefJay, Furd, Wiegie, and Egret, and they were/are all douchebags....I nearly quit the Huddle based on those meetings That's funny Some friendly advice when meeting Whomper:1. He likes it when you rub his ears and call him Sasha. 2. He has a third nipple on his anus that he loves when you pinch or poke it. 3. Whomper celebrates Al’malaqunia and the tradition is that you give him 62 lbs of deep fried socks. 4. If you are trying to make good friends with him, remember he loves it when you give him a Cleveland Steamer. 5. Call him by his nick names “Sugar Britches, Sweet Cheeks, Sugar nuts or Daisy May Tinkle Pants.” 6. Make sure you offer him a happy ending. 7. Make sure when there are a lot of people with in ear shot to scream “No, I wont touch you there for $10!” and then walk away really fast. 8. Keep packets of mayonnaise in your pockets and when he is talking to you start squeezing them really hard and fall to the ground. Repeat until a cop or nun comes. 9. Do not stare at his nose hair, he takes that personally. 10. Make sure you are not wearing anything related to spam, co-co beans or sea cucumbers. For some reason those items make him hump random things. [Whomper's Personal Webpage] That's classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 More things to do: More things not to do: 11. Exclaim "I thought you'd be taller" when you first see someone (especially if you yourself are the shortest huddler in the room). Now you owe me a cup of coffee..... and a keyboard cleanup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Actually so far all have been quality dudes, but I haven't met H8 yet An absolute quality guy....! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 I figure H8 to be more bark than bite also even if he wants whomper to pound me into the pavement today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinys_hawks Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Hey Thews. Thanks for the drink the other night. It was great meeting you and the other guys. As for dos and donts... Don't get so drunk that you dance on a table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 As for dos... get so drunk that you dance on a table. Amen brother!!! Anything drunk, nehkid or bleeding is fare game in a huddle meeting. A few things to know... skylive does not sleep.... ever. soup likes to have people WWE his furniture spain has 35 potted porta potties in his house everyone who lives in denver area is an alcoholic Big Country is not a liar darin will gamble on anything twiley can be talked into anything... WW does not smile, ever. H8 needs a wheelchair and a helmet halfway through a binge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 don't ever feed or give alcohol to a huddler ... ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Oh come on... who doesn't enjoy a good tickle? Am I right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Oh come on... who doesn't enjoy a good tickle? Am I right? only from u big thunder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 I havent met anyone. No one likes me. No one wants to meet me. Im gonna go cry now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 (edited) if meeting in a turkish bath, like isle and whomp......don't....drop the soap Edited July 11, 2007 by Azazello1313 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 (edited) I havent met anyone. No one likes me. No one wants to meet me. Im gonna go cry now. Take this, crybaby :throwssaltineyes: Edited July 11, 2007 by chester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 I havent met anyone. No one likes me. No one wants to meet me. Im gonna go cry now. You have to crack 4500 posts before you can meet a huddler ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 if meeting in a turkish bath, like isle and whomp......don't....drop the soap Bathhouse is closed today ..shucks .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 I think I've only met four ChiefJay, Furd, Wiegie, and Egret, and they were/are all douchebags....I nearly quit the Huddle based on those meetings Actually so far all have been quality dudes, but I haven't met H8 yet Easy Turtle, you shouldn't be talking. Now if you only had Furd in that sentence I might agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 I havent met anyone. No one likes me. No one wants to meet me. Im gonna go cry now. Aw I'll meet you peep. Hit opening day in Ralph Wilson vs. Denver and I'll buy you a beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE SIX KINGS Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 whomp, will you please pound this jerkoff into the pavement. Thanks. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 +1 Probably on the 'not to do' list: 12. Bring along a 6'4" drag queen you "just met" in the lobby when you go to meet Spain and Skippy and Bunz for the first time at the Hooters casino bar at 10am? Oh wait....What happens in Vegas.....stays in Vegas.......forgot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 +1 Scratching you off the list of huddlers to meet ....jerkstore called by the way ..... Do have to admit u do have a nice avi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Amen brother!!! Anything drunk, nehkid or bleeding is fare game in a huddle meeting. A few things to know... skylive does not sleep.... ever. soup likes to have people WWE his furniture spain has 35 potted porta potties in his house everyone who lives in denver area is an alcoholic Big Country is not a liar darin will gamble on anything twiley can be talked into anything... WW does not smile, ever. H8 needs a wheelchair and a helmet halfway through a binge Yeah, that's why I'm always getting into trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Anyone else notice that ChuckB left Puddy off of his list? And twiley does not need ot be talked into doing anything.... he usually does it of his own drunken volition.... like that 65 year old he tried to pick up at the cashiers cage. And I Like Soup is a major fan of wildlife...... generally the large game herd animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Anyone else notice that ChuckB left Puddy off of his list? He did that on a prior post too and I busted him on it and he said he did not like to admit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 He did that on a prior post too and I busted him on it and he said he did not like to admit it. He also has 'big penis' envy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 I think I've only met four ChiefJay, Furd, Wiegie, and Egret, and they were/are all douchebags....I nearly quit the Huddle based on those meetings Sorry I let you down boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNasty Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Don't ever give tinys hawks the key to your hotel room, or you'll check out and find charges for 9 viewings of "Steamy Man-Love Anal Intruders IX", and he'll try and blame it on his imaginary friend, "Julio" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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