Cameltosis Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Another great one from Slapshot: (during National Anthem, ref is yelling at the Hanson brothers) "I'm listening to the f'in song!!" Heres to all that georgous snatch down in FLA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator. He would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ill Nuts Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 "I don't know what it is about great sex that makes me have to crap" "You really shook something loose down there Tiger" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Buddusky: Boy, they really stuck it to ya, didn't they, kid! Stick it in and break it off. Up your giggy with a wah-wah brush, stick it in an' break it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 (edited) Nice! I was actually looking for this line, as I couldnt remember exactly how it went. You beat me to it. ETA: I was referring to Yukon's last Slapshot line. Edited August 2, 2007 by Cameltosis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 "I don't know what it is about great sex that makes me have to crap" "You really shook something loose down there Tiger" I think I just threw up in mouth a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownsfan420 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 "I don't know what it is about great sex that makes me have to crap" "You really shook something loose down there Tiger" I know I've heard that one before...Someone help me out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Edward Norton as "Worm" - "It's like that old saying man - 'In the poker game of life, women are the rake'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Skin that smokewagon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Most quotable movies (won't bother w/the quotes, you know em anyway): Outlaw Josey Wales Fletch Fletch 2 Coming to America Forrest Gump ..and, of course, Pootytang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Eddie Murphy in 48 HOURS: "I''m your worst nightmare. I'm a n-word with a badge and that means i can kick your ass whenever I feel like it" and... "I've never seen so many backwards ass country f*cks.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dread Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Sgt. Hulka...you're our big toe - Stripes I want my two dollars! - Better off Dead C'mon guys, it's all ball bearings these days - Fletch What up holmes...we're from out of town - Vacation Wiring the addition yourself? What are you using, 220? 220, 221, whatever it takes. - Mr. Mom Here's a quarter, take the bus downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. - Uncle Buck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 I know I've heard that one before...Someone help me out Kingpin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 You took your first pinch like a man and you learned two great things in your life: never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenzal rhomb Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Sticking with Pulp Fiction - "would you give a man a foot massage?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatman Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 (edited) Mitch: I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And now I've got 40 strangers in my living room and all I want to do is get some F ing sleep. Beanie: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say whatever you want - f uck, s hit!, bitch. Frank: Cock. Balls. Beanie: I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it. Edited August 3, 2007 by Fatman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 "Friends don't owe....friends do cause they wanna do" "Cut me, Mick...cut me" "I was wonderin' if you wouldn't mind marrying me too much" "mentally irregular" "Take her to the zoo...retards love the zoo" "I want you to do just one thing...Win" --some classics from the Rocky series Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thews40 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Skin that smokewagon! About a thousand from Tombstone. Why Johnny Ringo... you look like somebody just walked right on over your grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 You took your first pinch like a man and you learned two great things in your life: never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut. Ah, Goodfellas. Joe Pesci was awesome in that, but at the same time he was a prick. Can anyone quote the seen when someone says he's funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 3 pages worth of quotes and no one's mentioned Fletch? (welcher boy doesn't count) For me, it's between: Fletch to the towel-clad heroine: "Could I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo." and Fletch/Villain: "Do you own a pair of rubber gloves, Mr. Nugent?" "I rent 'em. Gotta lease with an option to buy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controller Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 From Animal House: "You guys playin' cards?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controller Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 From Casablanca: Ugarte: You despise me, don't you? Rick Blaine: If I gave you any thought I probably would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Alright......No one appreciates the movie "The Last Detail"????? More: Meadows: If you're Catholic, do you think it's, uh, sacrilegious to chant? Budduskey: Did it get you laid? Meadows: No. Budduskey: Then Meadows, what the SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS !!! do you want to go on chanting for? Mulhall: Chant your ass off kid. But any Veronica you get in this world you gonna have to pay for, one way or another. Budduskey: Hallelujah! OR Mulhall: Tell you what, mister citizen bartender. You can take your beers and shove 'em up your ass sideways. Can you dig it? OR Buddusky: Goddamn grunts, kickin' the Sega! outta him... 'Maggot' this... 'Maggot' that... Kid don't stand a chance. Or Buddusky: Heineken? Why it's the finest beer in the world! President Kennedy used to drink it! Great movie if you haven't seen it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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