rajncajn Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 (edited) Make him stand on the neighborhood street corner holding a sign that says "I like to download porn at my parents expense." Edited September 10, 2007 by rajncajn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 As long as it wasn't gay porn, what is the big deal. Make the kid work off the money, or if the XBox is the HD variety, I'll give you $123 for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 (edited) I'm guessing that getting caught and your immediate reaction was enough to leave a lasting impression. I don't think selling his stuff is the best answer, although it would depend on the kid and your relationship. I do think having him pay it off with allowance or working it off is a good idea. Maybe grounding him from the electronic realm for awhile is a good idea. Not sure what pulling him out of school accomplished, unless he REALLY loves school. If that were me, I might be tempted to do it again and take another afternoon off...  If you REALLY want to teach him the responsibility end of it, make him take the cable payment in to the office, with the pron titles highlighted on the bill, and say I want to pay for MY viewing options this month. Personally, I think this would leave a mental mark on a teenager. Over the top? Maybe, but would leave an impression, and get you off the hook with the office ladies...  We have decided he needs to write me a report (something he HATES to do) on each and every one of the movies. To be checked for grammar and punctuation.  However, I will not be renting D-Cup Darlings 7 or Every Last Drop to confirm accuracy.  The jury is out on how he will actually pay for the movies. Edited September 10, 2007 by cre8tiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsfan Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 We have decided he needs to write me a report (something he HATES to do) on each and every one of the movies. To be checked for grammar and punctuation. Â However, I will not be renting D-Cup Darlings 7 or Every Last Drop to confirm accuracy. Â The jury is out on how he will actually pay for the movies. Â I bet if one were to google those titles one could get a summary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 (edited) We have decided he needs to write me a report (something he HATES to do) on each and every one of the movies. To be checked for grammar and punctuation. Â However, I will not be renting D-Cup Darlings 7 or Every Last Drop to confirm accuracy. Â The jury is out on how he will actually pay for the movies. Â Â Gotta love the cable pron movie titles... Every Last Drop CLASSIC. Edited September 10, 2007 by DemonKnight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 We have decided he needs to write me a report (something he HATES to do) on each and every one of the movies. To be checked for grammar and punctuation. Â However, I will not be renting D-Cup Darlings 7 or Every Last Drop to confirm accuracy. Â The jury is out on how he will actually pay for the movies. And you'll be posting those, correct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeeman Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 And you'll be posting those, correct? Â - oh yes, we must see his work - great idea BTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 And you'll be posting those, correct? Â He better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 i would be more upset that he didnt think they would show up on the bill. i got caught calling the 900 numbers. my parents confronted me and i blamed it on my bro. too bad he wasnt home that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder Chicken Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 And you'll be posting those, correct? beautiful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 rather than just flat-out sell his stuff....what about taking it down to a pawn shop? give him the chance to buy it back with hard work and a little interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 I made a mistake. Not D-Cup Darlings, but rather D-Cup Sandwich. Â He is actually getting off a little better than his buddy. The buddy is from a pretty religious household. Not the "spare the rod" type, but he will be getting the same lecture we gave our son, except this one will involve lots of Bible quoting and requiring of going to Mass and Confession. In addition to the kid having to help my son pay us back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 you need parental controls on the tv and computer. this is a must with children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 I made a mistake. Not D-Cup Darlings, but rather D-Cup Sandwich. He is actually getting off a little better than his buddy. The buddy is from a pretty religious household. Not the "spare the rod" type, but he will be getting the same lecture we gave our son, except this one will involve lots of Bible quoting and requiring of going to Mass and Confession. In addition to the kid having to help my son pay us back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 However, I will not be renting D-Cup Darlings 7 or Every Last Drop to confirm accuracy. Â What a waste. Everyone knows D-Cup Darlings 6 was WAY better than 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 you need parental controls on the tv and computer. this is a must with children. Â Yup and if he has the ability to order those stright from the tv then you also have the ability to block those channels as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 He is actually getting off a little better than his buddy. Â Sounds like they both were doing plenty of getting off. :runningandducking: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarina Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 I wouldn't sell his stuff...but I would consider confiscating at least some of it until he can pay off the bill and get the stuff back from you. You be the pawn shop, so to speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Â Poor Kid.........what'd ya want him to use......... the Family albumn........ ...........was his friend male or slut........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 is this your kid ? Â http://forums.thehuddle.com/index.php?showuser=9545 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 ...as the dad to two little boys, I'll be watching this thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Ok ... so I call my wife to tell her this story. Â We hang up. Â My office phone rings about 15 seconds later. Â It's my eight year old daughter. "Daddy, why did that boy watch those movies?" Â "Well, because I think he thought it was a good idea. Now, how long were you listening to our phone call? Did you hear the whole thing?" Â "Yes." Â "Honey, I know you're still learning phone ettiquette, but to be on the phone without telling the other people that you're on the phone is rude. How would you have felt had mommy and I been talking about you or your brothers?" Â "Bad." Â "Ok. Don't listen in on phone calls without other people knowing you're on the phone." Â "Ok, daddy." Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 I made a mistake. Not D-Cup Darlings, but rather D-Cup Sandwich. He is actually getting off a little better than his buddy. The buddy is from a pretty religious household. Not the "spare the rod" type, but he will be getting the same lecture we gave our son, except this one will involve lots of Bible quoting and requiring of going to Mass and Confession. In addition to the kid having to help my son pay us back.  Sigh. Different stokes for different folks, but this is one of the last places I'd be going for a resolution and punishment (unless you were trying to bore the kid to death). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Ok ... so I call my wife to tell her this story. We hang up.  My office phone rings about 15 seconds later.  It's my eight year old daughter. "Daddy, why did that boy watch those movies?"  "Well, because I think he thought it was a good idea. Now, how long were you listening to our phone call? Did you hear the whole thing?"  "Yes."  "Honey, I know you're still learning phone ettiquette, but to be on the phone without telling the other people that you're on the phone is rude. How would you have felt had mommy and I been talking about you or your brothers?"  "Bad."  "Ok. Don't listen in on phone calls without other people knowing you're on the phone."  "Ok, daddy."   It would appear your daughter has a future in the republican party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 This thread is great. I remember me and a bunch of buddies had some pr0n mags when we were about 9 years old....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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