rajncajn Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Why is it that I can sit at my desk for hours with no interruption, but as soon as I put my headphones on either the phone rings or someone walks in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Why is it that I can sit at my desk for hours with no interruption, but as soon as I put my headphones on either the phone rings or someone walks in? A watched peener cannot pee-pee make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 (edited) As soon as my wife and I... the baby starts crying. Just wait till the baby is old enough for a regular bed, then he/she will be walking in on you instead. Edited August 21, 2008 by rajncajn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 A watched peener cannot pee-pee make. Yup, as soon as I walk up to a public stall someone inevitably strolls up next to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Why is it that I can sit at my desk for hours with no interruption, but as soon as I put my headphones on either the phone rings or someone walks in? Similar to this, the minute I walk away to grab a drink or take a dump, inevitably I come back to 1+ voicemails or notes, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Seems every time I'm ass up on some hot hoochie, trying to recite the entire 1976 Pittsburgh Pirates lineup in my mind,........ BAM!!!!!, I get a Hugh cramp in my leg and have to get on my feet to stretch out my hamstring while running around screaming in pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 (edited) A watched peener cannot pee-pee make. Yoda - Empire Strikes Back. Oh wait, I thought this was Friday Movie Trivia............ Edited August 21, 2008 by Dutch Oven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 For those of us that worked, or are working, in the restaurant industry. If you want some business, just make yourself something to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controller Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 The ability to squelch a fart (keeping it silent) diminishes with age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Why is it that I can sit at my desk for hours with no interruption, but as soon as I put my headphones on either the phone rings or someone walks in? With me it's dinner. I come home from work, take a shower, feed the cats, fix myself something for dinner, sit down to eat, and RIIIINNNNNGG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 (edited) Food....can be slow as hell but if I bust out lunch it always gets busy...I always say that when I eat I eat cold food hot and hot food cold Edited August 21, 2008 by keggerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I usually have no cash on me at all... just roll with credit/debit cards. Maybe once every 6 weeks or so, I will take out $20 to $40 from the ATM. Within a day of doing so my wife finds some reason to ask if I happen to have any cash on me... which means, gimme yo money sucka! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 The ability to squelch a fart (keeping it silent) diminishes with age. Bingo! I'm in the optometrist's office and I had to let one fly. It was crowded, small waiting area, so I walked around, constantly staring at a 5 year old, w/ a nasty look on my face! Is that wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 After a bachelor party I drive 36 miles to drop my friends off and get a DUI one mile from my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 The ability to squelch a fart (keeping it silent) diminishes with age. So does the desire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Bingo!I'm in the optometrist's office and I had to let one fly. It was crowded, small waiting area, so I walked around, constantly staring at a 5 year old, w/ a nasty look on my face! Is that wrong? In your case I don't think it's age. It's got something to do with french-kissing messican guys... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoopazz Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 I subscribe to a fantasy football site that runs like a champ all year long until the very day before my local redraft, then it won't load . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 The nicer the clothes I'm wearing, the greater the chance that I'll spill mustard on them. It's like clockwork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 The nicer the clothes I'm wearing, the greater the chance that I'll spill mustard on them. It's like clockwork. The weird part is when that happens and you know you didn't eat any mustard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMikeinNY Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 At the greatest picture moments, the battery on the camera always dies right before I take it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLIND HOMER Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 No matter how high my draft pick, I always find a way to screw it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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